Getting Kicked in the Groin...

Speed · 07-22-2009, 06:49 PM

All I did was ask for her phone number...bitch.

Redshirt · 07-22-2009, 07:20 PM

Pro Tip: Don't get within kicking distance.

The Flattest Pancake · 07-22-2009, 07:36 PM

Note to self: Don't ask girl for phone number for while...there.

Robotazy · 07-22-2009, 08:13 PM

Tip: Don't forget important protection devices.

Vgfian · 07-22-2009, 08:25 PM

Tip: This is why you face your opponent at an angle when in the fighting stance...

Luigiman7 · 07-22-2009, 08:33 PM

Tip: Have no genitals. That way, there's nothing to get kicked in.

I am nobody · 07-22-2009, 08:41 PM

Tip: Shoot first, ask questions later.

Wait a minute...

**Loot** · 07-22-2009, 08:43 PM

File for assault charges.

... Tip.

Vgfian · 07-22-2009, 09:37 PM

Tip. Kick their ass, before they kick your groin.

***Cosmonautical*** · 07-23-2009, 09:12 AM

PROTIP: USE KEYS TO OPEN DOORS

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 07-23-2009, 09:49 AM

Tip: ****punt back

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-23-2009, 11:18 AM

tip everyone shut up

Panfan · 07-23-2009, 12:03 PM

Tip 15-20% if you don't wanna seem like a complete douche

Metal Man · 07-23-2009, 12:10 PM

reminds me of the time I kicked some guy in the groin.

He was trying to choke me to death, you see. I messed him up pretty good for that one...

LinkManDX · 07-23-2009, 02:37 PM

Protip: To kill women, shoot at it until it dies.

**X-3** · 07-25-2009, 09:42 AM

Tip: You can turn these tips off in the "Options" menu.

Metal Man · 07-25-2009, 01:33 PM

Tip: To morph into Tipper Gore, hold down Down and Right simultaneously for 50 seconds.

Luigiman7 · 07-25-2009, 01:53 PM

tip noun, verb, tipped, tip-ping.
Use tip in a Sentence
–noun 1. a slender or pointed end or extremity, esp. of anything long or tapered: the tips of the fingers.
2. the top, summit, or apex: the tip of the mountain.
3. a small piece or part, as of metal or leather, forming or covering the extremity of something: a cane with a rubber tip.
4. Also called tip-in, tip-on. an insert, as an illustration, map, or errata slip, pasted to a page of a book, magazine, etc., usually along the binding margin.
5. a small, delicate tool made of fine hair cemented between two cards, for applying gold leaf.

–verb (used with object)
6. to furnish with a tip.
7. to serve as or form the tip of.
8. to mark or adorn the tip of.
9. to remove the tip or stem of (berries or certain fruits or vegetables).
10. to frost the ends of (hair strands): I'm having my hair cut and tipped tomorrow.

—Verb phrase
11. tip in, Bookbinding. to paste the inner margin of (a map, illustration, or other plate) into a signature before gathering.

07-22-2009, 06:49 PM	#1
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Getting Kicked in the Groin... All I did was ask for her phone number...bitch.

07-22-2009, 08:33 PM	#6
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Tip: Have no genitals. That way, there's nothing to get kicked in. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

07-25-2009, 01:53 PM	#18
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	tip *noun, verb, tipped, tip-ping. Use tip in a Sentence –noun 1. a slender or pointed end or extremity, esp. of anything long or tapered: the tips of the fingers. 2. the top, summit, or apex: the tip of the mountain. 3. a small piece or part, as of metal or leather, forming or covering the extremity of something: a cane with a rubber tip. 4. Also called tip-in, tip-on. an insert, as an illustration, map, or errata slip, pasted to a page of a book, magazine, etc., usually along the binding margin. 5. a small, delicate tool made of fine hair cemented between two cards, for applying gold leaf. –verb (used with object)* 6. to furnish with a tip. 7. to serve as or form the tip of. 8. to mark or adorn the tip of. 9. to remove the tip or stem of (berries or certain fruits or vegetables). 10. to frost the ends of (hair strands): I'm having my hair cut and tipped tomorrow. —Verb phrase 11. tip in, Bookbinding. to paste the inner margin of (a map, illustration, or other plate) into a signature before gathering. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

07-22-2009, 07:20 PM	#2
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Pro Tip: Don't get within kicking distance.

07-22-2009, 07:36 PM	#3
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Note to self: Don't ask girl for phone number for while...there.

07-22-2009, 08:13 PM	#4
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Tip: Don't forget important protection devices.

07-22-2009, 08:25 PM	#5
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	Tip: This is why you face your opponent at an angle when in the fighting stance...

07-22-2009, 08:41 PM	#7
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Tip: Shoot first, ask questions later. Wait a minute...

07-22-2009, 08:43 PM	#8
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	File for assault charges. ... Tip.

07-22-2009, 09:37 PM	#9
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	Tip. Kick their ass, before they kick your groin.

07-23-2009, 09:12 AM	#10
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	PROTIP: USE KEYS TO OPEN DOORS

07-23-2009, 09:49 AM	#11
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,613 Thanks: 2,502 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts	Tip: ****punt back

07-23-2009, 11:18 AM	#12
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	tip everyone shut up

07-23-2009, 12:03 PM	#13
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	Tip 15-20% if you don't wanna seem like a complete douche

07-23-2009, 12:10 PM	#14
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	reminds me of the time I kicked some guy in the groin. He was trying to choke me to death, you see. I messed him up pretty good for that one...

07-23-2009, 02:37 PM	#15
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Because political usernames ftw Gender: Posts: 3,582 Thanks: 297 Thanked 266 Times in 156 Posts	Protip: To kill women, shoot at it until it dies.

07-25-2009, 09:42 AM	#16
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Tip: You can turn these tips off in the "Options" menu.

07-25-2009, 01:33 PM	#17
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Tip: To morph into Tipper Gore, hold down Down and Right simultaneously for 50 seconds.