Nymphomaniac Neighbours

Sim Kid · 08-01-2009, 03:17 PM

I don't mind about my neighbours sex lives. Oh no. They wanna do it for three hours straight, that's fine with me.

...but what me and everyone else DO mind is when we're filing a noise complaint for them because they not only do it with their window open but said window is facing the street, and they can't even do it QUIETLY. Remember that scene from the Fight Club movie where he walked in and heard them having loud sex? It's like that. You'd almost think they're having a kinky bondage sex game.

**Valigarmander** · 08-01-2009, 03:22 PM

Okay, okay, I know how to fix this.

Knock on their door, and tell them you have a sausage pizza.

Luigiman7 · 08-01-2009, 03:29 PM

Use a megaphone.

Metal Man · 08-01-2009, 03:30 PM

I'm surprised they haven't become the target of voyeurs.

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-01-2009, 03:34 PM

Maybe they're actually playing a jumping-on-the-bed game, and they're yelling "YES YES YES" because she's winning.

Anyways, this sounds like the job of a passive-aggressive note put in their mailbox, first.

Sim Kid · 08-01-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Metal Man

I'm surprised they haven't become the target of voyeurs.

No one wants to do that because we're thinking someone's tied to the bed in there or is laying on their back with a bullwhip and handcuffs. :P

Luigiman7 · 08-01-2009, 05:14 PM

Wait, I know the perfect way to make them stop. Plead to join in.

You know, if there wasn't already a filed complaint.

Eagle Eye · 08-01-2009, 06:52 PM

The title of this thread sounds like a really terrible porno.

That is all.

Jesus · 08-01-2009, 10:57 PM

What you need to do is record it and put it on the internet.

***Cosmonautical*** · 08-02-2009, 05:40 AM

You don't need police for this, man. Just a tape recorder and a CD burner. Leave the disc on their front stoop. Make sure it's labelled "The sounds of you having sex with your window open, yes it's that loud. You totally sound like a bunch of retarded camels having a yelling contest."

heh · 08-02-2009, 11:31 AM

ai continues being the only person in a thread who is actually funny

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-02-2009, 01:47 PM

Two words, man: Elliptical reflector.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sim Kid

Remember that scene from the Fight Club movie where he walked in and heard them having loud sex? It's like that.

Spoiler Below

It's like you're hearing yourself having loud sex with a woman you hate?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Metal Man · 08-02-2009, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a dirty LIEberal

ai continues being the only person in a thread who is actually funny

so you admit you're not funny

08-01-2009, 03:17 PM	#1
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	Nymphomaniac Neighbours I don't mind about my neighbours sex lives. Oh no. They wanna do it for three hours straight, that's fine with me. ...but what me and everyone else DO mind is when we're filing a noise complaint for them because they not only do it with their window open but said window is facing the street, and they can't even do it QUIETLY. Remember that scene from the Fight Club movie where he walked in and heard them having loud sex? It's like that. You'd almost think they're having a kinky bondage sex game.

08-01-2009, 03:29 PM	#3
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Use a megaphone. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-01-2009, 05:14 PM	#7
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Wait, I know the perfect way to make them stop. Plead to join in. You know, if there wasn't already a filed complaint. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-01-2009, 03:22 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Okay, okay, I know how to fix this. Knock on their door, and tell them you have a sausage pizza.

08-01-2009, 03:30 PM	#4
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	I'm surprised they haven't become the target of voyeurs.

08-01-2009, 03:34 PM	#5
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Maybe they're actually playing a jumping-on-the-bed game, and they're yelling "YES YES YES" because she's winning. Anyways, this sounds like the job of a passive-aggressive note put in their mailbox, first.

08-01-2009, 06:52 PM	#8
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	The title of this thread sounds like a really terrible porno. That is all.

08-01-2009, 10:57 PM	#9
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	What you need to do is record it and put it on the internet.

08-02-2009, 05:40 AM	#10
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	You don't need police for this, man. Just a tape recorder and a CD burner. Leave the disc on their front stoop. Make sure it's labelled "The sounds of you having sex with your window open, yes it's that loud. You totally sound like a bunch of retarded camels having a yelling contest."

08-02-2009, 11:31 AM	#11
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	ai continues being the only person in a thread who is actually funny