The DMV

Sim Kid · 08-04-2009, 05:38 PM

I know everyone would have their horror stories about the waits at the DMV...

And how there's 5 people in line at the camera (Meaning they've already been here about an hour) and the dude goes on 40 minute-break without a replacement. >.< (I don't know if this was a lunchbreak or not, it WAS 2-3PM) 40 minutes later there are now more people in line to get their pictures taken for licenses than in line to get them renewed or other such stuff.

Robotazy · 08-04-2009, 05:49 PM

Tazy: Hello, I've been sitting for 3 hours in these chairs raging at crocs (which was the style at the time). Can I take my Driving Test now?
Receptionist:Oh, let me check....oh, we don't do driving tests anymore.
Tazy:....wut? Oh screw you, I'm going to a nicer, and cleaner DMV on the other side of the state.
Receptionist: While you're there can you get me a Big Mac?
Tazy: no

Luigiman7 · 08-04-2009, 05:52 PM

Boy, I can't wait to own a car.

Jesus · 08-06-2009, 10:31 PM

Me: Hi I'd like to sign up for a driving test.
Her: Sir, you have to fill out a form and mail it in.
Me: Well I filled it out, can't I just hand it to you?
Her: No, you have to mail it in.
Me: <sigh> Okay I guess.

{I go home and mail it in}

{A month later I finally get a reply telling me that my driving test is in another month}

Me: DAMMIT! **** IT ALL!!!

{A month later}

Me: Hi I am here to take my driving test.
Her: Oh I'm sorry we don't appear to have any tests scheduled today.
Me: Here's my letter saying it was today AT THIS TIME!
Her: Oh it said that? Well I'm sorry this is a mistake. I can schedule you for another time.
Me: I'd like to speak to someone else please.
Her: Okay one moment....
{20 minutes later}
Her: Sir I am going to have to ask you to pull out another ticket. There are other people waiting to talk to me.
Me: You know what? Screw this, I'm going to another DMV.

It was horrible.

**Valigarmander** · 08-06-2009, 11:13 PM

I hope I never have to visit the DMV again. **** that place.

Jesus · 08-07-2009, 12:31 AM

Peter Griffin's great grandfather Nate Griffin got back at the white man...by creating the DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES. It's sad that the stereotype for places such as these are in fact true.

Metal Man · 08-07-2009, 01:28 AM

Our DMV has 5-inch thick bullet proof glass.

Needless to say, I didn't want to stay in there long enough to see the sort of action which caused those large scuff marks on it.

t3hDarkness · 08-07-2009, 03:01 AM

I got my license even though I feel asleep in class, ran a stop sign, and drove off of the road a lil' bit.

I also find a good parking spot every time I go to the grocery store without driving around.
Take that.

Spritedude · 08-07-2009, 02:16 PM

I just got back from the DMV literally moments ago. I wasn't getting a license, just an ID. It wasn't that bad, really, I only had to wait for maybe a half hour. The only scary part was taking my picture.

*shudders*

I hate cameras.

***Cosmonautical*** · 08-14-2009, 11:09 AM

Go in at opening time, no wait.

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-14-2009, 11:10 AM

Yet another reason why I don't drive. -CSM

08-04-2009, 05:38 PM	#1
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	The DMV I know everyone would have their horror stories about the waits at the DMV... And how there's 5 people in line at the camera (Meaning they've already been here about an hour) and the dude goes on 40 minute-break without a replacement. >.< (I don't know if this was a lunchbreak or not, it WAS 2-3PM) 40 minutes later there are now more people in line to get their pictures taken for licenses than in line to get them renewed or other such stuff.

08-04-2009, 05:49 PM	#2
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	How I remember it. Tazy: Hello, I've been sitting for 3 hours in these chairs raging at crocs (which was the style at the time). Can I take my Driving Test now? Receptionist:Oh, let me check....oh, we don't do driving tests anymore. Tazy:....wut? Oh screw you, I'm going to a nicer, and cleaner DMV on the other side of the state. Receptionist: While you're there can you get me a Big Mac? Tazy: no

08-04-2009, 05:52 PM	#3
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Boy, I can't wait to own a car. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-06-2009, 10:31 PM	#4
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Me: Hi I'd like to sign up for a driving test. Her: Sir, you have to fill out a form and mail it in. Me: Well I filled it out, can't I just hand it to you? Her: No, you have to mail it in. Me: <sigh> Okay I guess. {I go home and mail it in} {A month later I finally get a reply telling me that my driving test is in another month} Me: DAMMIT! **** IT ALL!!! {A month later} Me: Hi I am here to take my driving test. Her: Oh I'm sorry we don't appear to have any tests scheduled today. Me: Here's my letter saying it was today AT THIS TIME! Her: Oh it said that? Well I'm sorry this is a mistake. I can schedule you for another time. Me: I'd like to speak to someone else please. Her: Okay one moment.... {20 minutes later} Her: Sir I am going to have to ask you to pull out another ticket. There are other people waiting to talk to me. Me: You know what? Screw this, I'm going to another DMV. It was horrible.

08-06-2009, 11:13 PM	#5
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	I hope I never have to visit the DMV again. **** that place.

08-07-2009, 12:31 AM	#6
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Peter Griffin's great grandfather Nate Griffin got back at the white man...by creating the DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES. It's sad that the stereotype for places such as these are in fact true.

08-07-2009, 01:28 AM	#7
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Our DMV has 5-inch thick bullet proof glass. Needless to say, I didn't want to stay in there long enough to see the sort of action which caused those large scuff marks on it.

08-07-2009, 03:01 AM	#8
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I got my license even though I feel asleep in class, ran a stop sign, and drove off of the road a lil' bit. I also find a good parking spot every time I go to the grocery store without driving around. Take that.

08-07-2009, 02:16 PM	#9
Spritedude Calibrating... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Centennial State Gender: Posts: 1,425 Thanks: 70 Thanked 84 Times in 51 Posts	I just got back from the DMV literally moments ago. I wasn't getting a license, just an ID. It wasn't that bad, really, I only had to wait for maybe a half hour. The only scary part was taking my picture. shudders I hate cameras.

08-14-2009, 11:09 AM	#10
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Go in at opening time, no wait.

08-14-2009, 11:10 AM	#11
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	Yet another reason why I don't drive. -CSM