Accidentally eating a pickle

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 08-19-2009, 06:50 PM

Bleh. I didn't check my cheeseburger and it had pickles. And I ate one. I hate pickles, seriously. I would have spit it out but people would have looked at me funny so I bore the pain equivalent to that of a mother widow's grieving over her slain child's body, swallowing it like a thousand bags of black sand. Whilst holding the raging river of bile and whole swallowed pickle burger, my eyes watered and burned. Forcing myself to appear grateful for the free demon burger, I said thank you to my unknowing torturer without meaning, or rather, holding my true feelings of malice and hatred and feigning those of graciousness.

And I think it had mustard, I'm not sure, but I don't like mustard either.

Who else hates pickles.

heh · 08-19-2009, 06:51 PM

i love pickles

Luigiman7 · 08-19-2009, 06:53 PM

I dislike pickles, but I can handle accidentally eating one. You take it to the extreme.

**Valigarmander** · 08-19-2009, 06:55 PM

I lol'd at the title.

And I don't mind pickles. Generally, if it's on the burger, I'll eat it.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 08-19-2009, 06:56 PM

What a mixed crowd. One which hates them, one who likes them, and one who doesn't care.

Dizzy · 08-19-2009, 07:08 PM

You just accidentally a pickle. :/

Personally, I hate when this happens to me (not with pickles, though, usually with tomatoes).

t3hDarkness · 08-19-2009, 07:25 PM

I've never had a problem with anything on a burger other than bone shards.

Metal Man · 08-19-2009, 08:54 PM

Yeah, I hate bone shards.

Pickles are cool and taste great.

Redshirt · 08-19-2009, 09:10 PM

I hate pickles too.

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-19-2009, 09:10 PM

I hate dill pickles. Bread-&-butter ones are tolerable sometimes, but eateries don't use those. I generally remember to order my burgers without pickles.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 08-19-2009, 09:11 PM

^ The burger was bought for me, so I had no control over the contents, yet I was foolish. I should have taken precautionary measures to ensure pickless food by inspecting it thoroughly.

**X-3** · 08-19-2009, 10:08 PM

I do not mind pickles all that much.

Robotazy · 08-19-2009, 10:21 PM

You make it sould like you're allergic to the bloody thing.

Then again, I don't really care about what's on my burger, so what do I know about swallowing a thousand bags of black sand.

:/

Luigiman7 · 08-19-2009, 10:25 PM

He makes it sound like he's gonna die.

Bomby · 08-19-2009, 10:28 PM

Pickles are generally gross. Someday I hope to acquire the taste for them.

ZeldaGirl · 08-19-2009, 10:42 PM

Blech, I hate pickles. And mustard.

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 08-19-2009, 10:50 PM

...I check the content of every burger before I eat it. It's a habit, I suppose.

Pickles are a specific "sometimes" thing- only certain types are okay (sweet baby pickles with cheese mmmmm).

**Deku Trii** · 08-19-2009, 11:27 PM

I don't like pickles or mustard either. Only things I'll eat on a burger are cheese, bacon, bbq sauce, or grilled onions. And the grilled onions I'll tolerate, but not go out of my way for.

PK FIRE! · 08-19-2009, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!

Bleh. I didn't check my cheeseburger and it had pickles. And I ate one. I hate pickles, seriously. I would have spit it out but people would have looked at me funny so I bore the pain equivalent to that of a mother widow's grieving over her slain child's body, swallowing it like a thousand bags of black sand. Whilst holding the raging river of bile and whole swallowed pickle burger, my eyes watered and burned. Forcing myself to appear grateful for the free demon burger, I said thank you to my unknowing torturer without meaning, or rather, holding my true feelings of malice and hatred and feigning those of graciousness.

And I think it had mustard, I'm not sure, but I don't like mustard either.

Who else hates pickles.

Who ordered the purple prose?

I enjoy pickles.

- You stupid dog!

Luigiman7 · 08-20-2009, 12:02 AM

I liked the Pickle flavored Lays chips, though. :/

08-19-2009, 06:50 PM	#1
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Accidentally eating a pickle Bleh. I didn't check my cheeseburger and it had pickles. And I ate one. I hate pickles, seriously. I would have spit it out but people would have looked at me funny so I bore the pain equivalent to that of a mother widow's grieving over her slain child's body, swallowing it like a thousand bags of black sand. Whilst holding the raging river of bile and whole swallowed pickle burger, my eyes watered and burned. Forcing myself to appear grateful for the free demon burger, I said thank you to my unknowing torturer without meaning, or rather, holding my true feelings of malice and hatred and feigning those of graciousness. And I think it had mustard, I'm not sure, but I don't like mustard either. Who else hates pickles.

08-19-2009, 06:53 PM	#3
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	I dislike pickles, but I can handle accidentally eating one. You take it to the extreme. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-19-2009, 10:25 PM	#14
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	He makes it sound like he's gonna die. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-20-2009, 12:02 AM	#20
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	I liked the Pickle flavored Lays chips, though. :/ __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-19-2009, 06:51 PM	#2
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	i love pickles

08-19-2009, 06:55 PM	#4
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	I lol'd at the title. And I don't mind pickles. Generally, if it's on the burger, I'll eat it.

08-19-2009, 06:56 PM	#5
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	What a mixed crowd. One which hates them, one who likes them, and one who doesn't care.

08-19-2009, 07:08 PM	#6
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	You just accidentally a pickle. :/ Personally, I hate when this happens to me (not with pickles, though, usually with tomatoes).

08-19-2009, 07:25 PM	#7
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I've never had a problem with anything on a burger other than bone shards.

08-19-2009, 08:54 PM	#8
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Yeah, I hate bone shards. Pickles are cool and taste great.

08-19-2009, 09:10 PM	#9
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	I hate pickles too.

08-19-2009, 09:10 PM	#10
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	I hate dill pickles. Bread-&-butter ones are tolerable sometimes, but eateries don't use those. I generally remember to order my burgers without pickles. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-19-2009, 09:11 PM	#11
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^ The burger was bought for me, so I had no control over the contents, yet I was foolish. I should have taken precautionary measures to ensure pickless food by inspecting it thoroughly.

08-19-2009, 10:08 PM	#12
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	I do not mind pickles all that much.

08-19-2009, 10:21 PM	#13
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	You make it sould like you're allergic to the bloody thing. Then again, I don't really care about what's on my burger, so what do I know about swallowing a thousand bags of black sand. :/

08-19-2009, 10:28 PM	#15
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Pickles are generally gross. Someday I hope to acquire the taste for them.

08-19-2009, 10:42 PM	#16
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts	Blech, I hate pickles. And mustard.

08-19-2009, 10:50 PM	#17
*Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds* Admin "mine.. not yours. NO. MINE." Epic Ladynerd Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Forteresse de Valois Gender: Posts: 28,504 Thanks: 1,658 Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,042 Posts	...I check the content of every burger before I eat it. It's a habit, I suppose. Pickles are a specific "sometimes" thing- only certain types are okay (sweet baby pickles with cheese mmmmm).

08-19-2009, 11:27 PM	#18
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,031 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	I don't like pickles or mustard either. Only things I'll eat on a burger are cheese, bacon, bbq sauce, or grilled onions. And the grilled onions I'll tolerate, but not go out of my way for.