PBR

Dylan · 12-15-2009, 01:45 PM

Those who would sacrifice flavor for price deserve neither taste nor money.

Lurch1982 · 12-15-2009, 04:46 PM

PBR is gross. For some reason it was the hipster beer of choice in the last three cities I've lived in (Chi, NO, and Den).

My main bar in NO sold this crap for 1.50 on tap. They sold Guinness and Smithwicks on tap for 3.50 and 2.50 respectively. No brainer IMO. Spend the extra dollar and get something good. The other bars I go to that sell this piss in a can charge about 1.50-2.00 for it. You can get almost anything else for 3.50 or under.

Eagle Eye · 12-15-2009, 07:33 PM

Ugh, people in Birmingham love that **** for some reason. It's the main reason I don't like beer.

Dylan · 12-18-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurch1982

PBR is gross. For some reason it was the hipster beer of choice in the last three cities I've lived in (Chi, NO, and Den).

It's pretty much that way everywhere now. It's funny... Hipsters have no problem pissing away exorbitant amounts of money on clothes, yet they somehow take offense to spending $5-7 on a six-pack of good beer. Man up to flavor, you pretentious asshats.

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 12-19-2009, 10:55 AM

We have similar brands in the UK. I just think they can't handle true beers.

Panfan · 12-21-2009, 04:34 PM

As a hipster, I would like to apologize for stupid hipsters who drink this garbage. I've had a sip of it and nearly threw up.

Lurch1982 · 12-21-2009, 05:54 PM

It takes real effort to taste worse than Miller High Life.

Jere · 12-21-2009, 06:17 PM

I could go with the canoe joke on american beer here but i think i won't.

Im not a beer drinker myself but i see far away that the can that have that kind of print on it screams goatpiss, you have to be totally bonkers to try to drink that.

On a side not this is what a guy who drinks cider instead of beer, and if you think that's sissy i want you to drink Homebrew, from Norway, that stuff is so bad not even Motörheads crew drinks is.

**Crazyswordsman** · 12-24-2009, 08:20 PM

Yet another reason why I drink Yeungling exclusively now. -CSM

Dylan · 12-25-2009, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jere

I could go with the canoe joke on american beer here but i think i won't.

There are some American beers out there that are pretty good, but far too many that taste like piss. Keystone is another offender, but I might just be biased, having been faced with it countless times at college.

Sim Kid · 12-25-2009, 11:47 PM

I see the problem.

Actually, two problems.

1) You are doing something with Beer other than either cooking with it (like say, beer-battering onion rings) or burning it.
2) You didn't drink something before it went bad.

***Cosmonautical*** · 12-26-2009, 04:15 AM

*sigh*

While I prefer wine or spirits, it's never any funnier when someone wants to gripe about any kind of alcohol as though the rest of the site hadn't said something tongue-in-cheek about it over nine thousand times in the past decade. I respect a decision not to drink as much as anything, but there's no reason to dump on someone else's taste just because you can't handle it.

Dylan · 12-26-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sim Kid

I see the problem.

Actually, two problems.

1) You are doing something with Beer other than either cooking with it (like say, beer-battering onion rings) or burning it.
2) You didn't drink something before it went bad.

HAHAHA YOUR WIT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME, DOUGGIE

But seriously, this is a thread for people who can actually enjoy beer. If you don't, why would you even post here? We get it. You hate stuff and you need attention.

Rainbow Dash · 12-26-2009, 11:50 AM

i think beer is ruining our society because of all the slobs who drink it and beat their wives

furthermore,

Sim Kid · 12-26-2009, 06:55 PM

But it's good on beer-battered onion rings. :P

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Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

i think beer is ruining our society because of all the slobs who drink it and beat their wives

furthermore,

You mean Beer's fault? Beer's actually possessing people and making them beat their wives? It's irresponsible beer-drinkers who do that stuff.

Mushi · 12-26-2009, 08:48 PM

*Looks at this thread full of people who drink beer for the taste and lols*

But yeah, piss in a can. All beer gets that way with a little warmth, some faster than others, especially the cheap ****e. And before anyone goes '2 yung 2 b drankin' I'm literally surrounded by alcoholics at every family reunion.

Panfan · 12-26-2009, 09:15 PM

^^ chunky was joking

Sim Kid · 12-26-2009, 09:40 PM

^It's so ahrd to tell with text, and with Chunky.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MC Mushi Mo

But yeah, piss in a can. All beer gets that way with a little warmth, some faster than others, especially the cheap ****e. And before anyone goes '2 yung 2 b drankin' I'm literally surrounded by alcoholics at every family reunion.

Does anything really taste good when it's warm; other than stuff that was made to be served hot? And yes, I will give beer that...But I've only tried fosters when it was warm, so you can tell I've not tried a lotta stuff.

Dylan · 12-27-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MC Mushi Mo

And before anyone goes '2 yung 2 b drankin' I'm literally surrounded by alcoholics at every family reunion.

Oh, okay. That justifies it.

Jere · 12-27-2009, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MC Mushi Mo

I'm literally surrounded by alcoholics at every family reunion.

YOu live out in the country?

Because that sounds like when my family comes togheter

12-15-2009, 01:45 PM	#1
Dylan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 7,790 Thanks: 1,632 Thanked 1,816 Times in 773 Posts	PBR Those who would sacrifice flavor for price deserve neither taste nor money.

12-26-2009, 08:48 PM	#16
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	Looks at this thread full of people who drink beer for the taste and lols But yeah, piss in a can. All beer gets that way with a little warmth, some faster than others, especially the cheap ****e. And before anyone goes '2 yung 2 b drankin' I'm literally surrounded by alcoholics at every family reunion. __________________

12-15-2009, 04:46 PM	#2
Lurch1982 Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: DenCo Gender: Posts: 9,850 Thanks: 127 Thanked 365 Times in 192 Posts	PBR is gross. For some reason it was the hipster beer of choice in the last three cities I've lived in (Chi, NO, and Den). My main bar in NO sold this crap for 1.50 on tap. They sold Guinness and Smithwicks on tap for 3.50 and 2.50 respectively. No brainer IMO. Spend the extra dollar and get something good. The other bars I go to that sell this piss in a can charge about 1.50-2.00 for it. You can get almost anything else for 3.50 or under.

12-15-2009, 07:33 PM	#3
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	Ugh, people in Birmingham love that **** for some reason. It's the main reason I don't like beer.

12-19-2009, 10:55 AM	#5
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,613 Thanks: 2,502 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts	We have similar brands in the UK. I just think they can't handle true beers.

12-21-2009, 04:34 PM	#6
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	As a hipster, I would like to apologize for stupid hipsters who drink this garbage. I've had a sip of it and nearly threw up.

12-21-2009, 05:54 PM	#7
Lurch1982 Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: DenCo Gender: Posts: 9,850 Thanks: 127 Thanked 365 Times in 192 Posts	It takes real effort to taste worse than Miller High Life.

12-21-2009, 06:17 PM	#8
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,650 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	I could go with the canoe joke on american beer here but i think i won't. Im not a beer drinker myself but i see far away that the can that have that kind of print on it screams goatpiss, you have to be totally bonkers to try to drink that. On a side not this is what a guy who drinks cider instead of beer, and if you think that's sissy i want you to drink Homebrew, from Norway, that stuff is so bad not even Motörheads crew drinks is.

12-24-2009, 08:20 PM	#9
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	Yet another reason why I drink Yeungling exclusively now. -CSM

12-25-2009, 11:47 PM	#11
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	I see the problem. Actually, two problems. 1) You are doing something with Beer other than either cooking with it (like say, beer-battering onion rings) or burning it. 2) You didn't drink something before it went bad.

12-26-2009, 04:15 AM	#12
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	sigh While I prefer wine or spirits, it's never any funnier when someone wants to gripe about any kind of alcohol as though the rest of the site hadn't said something tongue-in-cheek about it over nine thousand times in the past decade. I respect a decision not to drink as much as anything, but there's no reason to dump on someone else's taste just because you can't handle it.

12-26-2009, 11:50 AM	#14
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	i think beer is ruining our society because of all the slobs who drink it and beat their wives furthermore,

12-26-2009, 09:15 PM	#17
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	^^ chunky was joking