Mosquito Bites

Rainbow Dash · 08-02-2010, 11:21 PM

arhgh afiawga **** **** damn piss all these bug bites on my feet itch like crazy

The Spark · 08-02-2010, 11:23 PM

It's not the mosquito bite that sucks, but instead the mosquitoes themselves, both because they suck, and they suck your blood. However, there would be no mosquito bite if there was no mosquito.

**Valigarmander** · 08-02-2010, 11:25 PM

They need that blood to feed their babies.

You bastard.

Rainbow Dash · 08-02-2010, 11:30 PM

THEIR BABIES CAN SUCK MY DICK ARGH SO ITCHY

The Spark · 08-02-2010, 11:31 PM

You're male reproductive organ? That's.. unsanitary.

Robotazy · 08-02-2010, 11:33 PM

DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS CHUNKY.

OH GOD, MOSQUITOS!!!

*Grabs Piece of cardboard and swings violently at everything.*

Vgfian · 08-03-2010, 12:18 AM

I live in the Mississippi delta, in a trailer, with a cotton field on one side and a lake on the other side... Yeah, I've had to deal with mosquitoes... And yes they suck...

***Cosmonautical*** · 08-03-2010, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

THEIR BABIES CAN SUCK MY DICK ARGH SO ITCHY

You really don't want them to do that.

**Valigarmander** · 08-03-2010, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

THEIR BABIES CAN SUCK MY DICK ARGH SO ITCHY

brb checking paheal

***Booyakasha*** · 08-03-2010, 01:55 PM

Mosquitoes aren't so bad. Taking the risk of disease transmission off the table, I'd rather get bit by mosquitoes than those huge damn horseflies we get at camp---those suckers actually do bite.

Jere · 08-03-2010, 05:17 PM

Mosquitoes isn't to bad it's them horseflies that will be the end of me.

They freaking bite through thick clothing if they are big enough

CuccoLady · 08-04-2010, 03:01 PM

Spiders are the worst IMO. There was some tiny spider bastard living in my bed when I was in France, and the bites I got over 2 weeks ago are still giant red spots on my legs.

Sim Kid · 08-04-2010, 09:43 PM

Grandma once accidentally put Bengay on a mosquito bite, thinking it was something else entirely.

08-02-2010, 11:21 PM	#1
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Mosquito Bites arhgh afiawga ** ** damn piss all these bug bites on my feet itch like crazy

08-02-2010, 11:31 PM	#5
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	You're male reproductive organ? That's.. unsanitary. Last edited by The Spark; 08-03-2010 at 01:22 AM. Reason: Sounds less vulgar now

08-02-2010, 11:23 PM	#2
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	It's not the mosquito bite that sucks, but instead the mosquitoes themselves, both because they suck, and they suck your blood. However, there would be no mosquito bite if there was no mosquito.

08-02-2010, 11:25 PM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	They need that blood to feed their babies. You bastard.

08-02-2010, 11:30 PM	#4
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	THEIR BABIES CAN SUCK MY DICK ARGH SO ITCHY

08-02-2010, 11:33 PM	#6
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS CHUNKY. OH GOD, MOSQUITOS!!! Grabs Piece of cardboard and swings violently at everything.

08-03-2010, 12:18 AM	#7
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	I live in the Mississippi delta, in a trailer, with a cotton field on one side and a lake on the other side... Yeah, I've had to deal with mosquitoes... And yes they suck...

08-03-2010, 01:55 PM	#10
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	Mosquitoes aren't so bad. Taking the risk of disease transmission off the table, I'd rather get bit by mosquitoes than those huge damn horseflies we get at camp---those suckers actually do bite.

08-03-2010, 05:17 PM	#11
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,650 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Mosquitoes isn't to bad it's them horseflies that will be the end of me. They freaking bite through thick clothing if they are big enough

08-04-2010, 03:01 PM	#12
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	Spiders are the worst IMO. There was some tiny spider bastard living in my bed when I was in France, and the bites I got over 2 weeks ago are still giant red spots on my legs.

08-04-2010, 09:43 PM	#13
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	Grandma once accidentally put Bengay on a mosquito bite, thinking it was something else entirely.