Guy that eat all the pizza....

***The Doctor*** · 08-15-2010, 05:38 AM

Okay. So I've been playing D&D for a number of years now. And there always been two rules

Rule 1 is Unless DMing or holding the game at you house, bring food and drink for everyone.

Over the last month or so, we've had a new guy join. He got told the rules and ignores this one. Starting to annoy some of us. There was big pizza brought in and I got a slice (was DMing to be fair, trying to think and eat isn't my strong point.) , and everyone else had one or two. But he wolfed down five slices.

Not to mention he drank about....half a bottle of coke while three others had less than a cup full.

Not to mention he playing the game like an inbred.....but that's another story.

**Valigarmander** · 08-15-2010, 06:23 AM

Kill him. I'm sure he'll have some good loot.

Jere · 08-15-2010, 10:24 AM

Tip two:
Don't Powerlevel Him!

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-15-2010, 10:50 AM

Yeah, that guy suck.

Sim Kid · 08-15-2010, 11:25 AM

Tell this person that he really should let some others have food. :/

Dungeons and Dragons: "You have two cows. You have to perform a skill check every time you attempt to milk them, and have to perform a spot check to see how many udders there are. You then roll a one and spray the milk right into the cat's mouth."

Metal Man · 08-15-2010, 03:13 PM

Force him to fight an enemy for each slice of pizza and each gulp of coke.

Robotazy · 08-15-2010, 04:04 PM

There's always the secret art of "Punching him in the face"

Great for Negotiation.

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-15-2010, 04:23 PM

^ I didn't know it was a secret. I guess all these people think that I'm a good person to share secrets with. =/

***The Doctor*** · 08-15-2010, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

Force him to fight an enemy for each slice of pizza and each gulp of coke.

I might do something like that actually. For ever piece of Peperoni on the slice a ninja goblin appears.....hmmmm*strikes thinking type pose*...

***Cosmonautical*** · 08-16-2010, 12:42 AM

GREEN ARCHER NEEDS FOOD BADLY

Rainbow Dash · 08-16-2010, 12:53 AM

BLUE WIZARD SHOT THE FOOD

***The Doctor*** · 08-21-2010, 05:22 PM

^^ Green Archer should have thought about that before leaving the town without buying supplies.

^ Blue Wizard rolled a 4. Shot missed and hit Red Cleric for 1d6+wis mod

Annnd back to topic. He brought Pizza this week and even DMed. Alls right with the group.....still might stick a few extra opponents on him next time.

08-15-2010, 05:38 AM	#1
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Guy that eat all the pizza.... Okay. So I've been playing D&D for a number of years now. And there always been two rules Rule 1 is Unless DMing or holding the game at you house, bring food and drink for everyone. Over the last month or so, we've had a new guy join. He got told the rules and ignores this one. Starting to annoy some of us. There was big pizza brought in and I got a slice (was DMing to be fair, trying to think and eat isn't my strong point.) , and everyone else had one or two. But he wolfed down five slices. Not to mention he drank about....half a bottle of coke while three others had less than a cup full. Not to mention he playing the game like an inbred.....but that's another story.

08-15-2010, 06:23 AM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Kill him. I'm sure he'll have some good loot.

08-15-2010, 10:24 AM	#3
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,650 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Tip two: Don't Powerlevel Him!

08-15-2010, 10:50 AM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yeah, that guy suck.

08-15-2010, 11:25 AM	#5
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	Tell this person that he really should let some others have food. :/ Dungeons and Dragons: "You have two cows. You have to perform a skill check every time you attempt to milk them, and have to perform a spot check to see how many udders there are. You then roll a one and spray the milk right into the cat's mouth."

08-15-2010, 03:13 PM	#6
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Force him to fight an enemy for each slice of pizza and each gulp of coke.

08-15-2010, 04:04 PM	#7
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	There's always the secret art of "Punching him in the face" Great for Negotiation.

08-15-2010, 04:23 PM	#8
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^ I didn't know it was a secret. I guess all these people think that I'm a good person to share secrets with. =/

08-16-2010, 12:42 AM	#10
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	GREEN ARCHER NEEDS FOOD BADLY

08-16-2010, 12:53 AM	#11
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	BLUE WIZARD SHOT THE FOOD

08-21-2010, 05:22 PM	#12
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^^ Green Archer should have thought about that before leaving the town without buying supplies. ^ Blue Wizard rolled a 4. Shot missed and hit Red Cleric for 1d6+wis mod Annnd back to topic. He brought Pizza this week and even DMed. Alls right with the group.....still might stick a few extra opponents on him next time.