Canada Geese

Sim Kid · 01-25-2011, 01:21 PM

These pests.

It's amazing how cute these things are as babies - yet they grow up into vicious little creatures. Not only did they turn the campus into a minefield, but they regularly attack students who get within a dozen or so kilometers of them. D:< This morning I was walking to class and suddenly got two geese going after me and attacking me. Ran off. Then during Greenhouse Management, we were looking at the greenhouses from the outside and then lab got interrupted because ANOTHER flock attacked the lab group. D:<

**Valigarmander** · 01-25-2011, 01:24 PM

1. Grab a blunt object, like a baseball bat or a crowbar
2. Approach geese
3. Swing
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!!

Glux · 01-25-2011, 01:37 PM

Oh God, Canadian Geese.

All they do is ****, swim, ****, eat, ****, breed, and ****.

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-25-2011, 08:10 PM

All they do is eat grass and crap everywhere. They are called "flying cows" for a reason, although they do not give milk, which makes them pretty crappy cows.

Robotazy · 01-25-2011, 08:13 PM

Call Terry Bogard

Glux · 01-25-2011, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

All they do is eat grass and crap everywhere. They are called "flying cows" for a reason, although they do not give milk, which makes them pretty crappy cows.

I thought they were crappy cows already.
*rimshot*
*cricket*

**Crazyswordsman** · 01-25-2011, 09:43 PM

I wonder if they just call them "geese" up north.

The spring is the worst; that's when they have all their goslings. I run along the water and usually they'll just fly away but they'll get defensive around their kids. -CSM

01-25-2011, 01:21 PM	#1
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	Canada Geese These pests. It's amazing how cute these things are as babies - yet they grow up into vicious little creatures. Not only did they turn the campus into a minefield, but they regularly attack students who get within a dozen or so kilometers of them. D:< This morning I was walking to class and suddenly got two geese going after me and attacking me. Ran off. Then during Greenhouse Management, we were looking at the greenhouses from the outside and then lab got interrupted because ANOTHER flock attacked the lab group. D:<

01-25-2011, 01:24 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	1. Grab a blunt object, like a baseball bat or a crowbar 2. Approach geese 3. Swing 4. ???? 5. PROFIT!!!

01-25-2011, 01:37 PM	#3
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,122 Thanks: 647 Thanked 360 Times in 236 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Oh God, Canadian Geese. All they do is **, swim, , eat, , breed, and **.

01-25-2011, 08:10 PM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	All they do is eat grass and crap everywhere. They are called "flying cows" for a reason, although they do not give milk, which makes them pretty crappy cows.

01-25-2011, 08:13 PM	#5
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Call Terry Bogard

01-25-2011, 09:43 PM	#7
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	I wonder if they just call them "geese" up north. The spring is the worst; that's when they have all their goslings. I run along the water and usually they'll just fly away but they'll get defensive around their kids. -CSM