People who chew with their mouths open.

**Valigarmander** · 04-26-2011, 08:08 PM

Particularly adults.

I don't see what's so difficult about keeping your lips shut so I don't have to listen to you noisily masticate. inb4 masturbation joke

Dizzy · 04-26-2011, 10:44 PM

Indeed.

It also doesn't help matters when they try to talk.

Jenocide · 04-27-2011, 01:07 AM

Ughhhh...
Does loud soup-slurping fall in this category too?
What about salad slurping?

Rainbow Dash · 04-27-2011, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

I don't see what's so difficult about keeping your lips shut so I don't have to listen to you noisily masticate. inb4 masturbation joke

well you made the joke so there goes that opportunity

way to go joke killer

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-27-2011, 07:09 AM

That's the point of the "in before" phrase. It kills the joke.

And, yes, it's stupid. One thing I don't like: when it's relatively quiet, you can hear other people chew. It's really unnerving, that moist squishy slappy sound (of course, the chewing sound I make is not creepy to myself). It's almost like "Hey! Quit eating, I'm trying to eat here!", but that doesn't make sense.

1-up Salesman · 04-30-2011, 03:51 PM

I hate having to tell younger kids not to, and then they just keep doing it. Braaats.

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*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	That's the point of the "in before" phrase. It kills the joke. And, yes, it's stupid. One thing I don't like: when it's relatively quiet, you can hear other people chew. It's really unnerving, that moist squishy slappy sound (of course, the chewing sound I make is not creepy to myself). It's almost like "Hey! Quit eating, I'm trying to eat here!", but that doesn't make sense.

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