Discussion in 'Super Luigi Bros.: It's-a Luigi Time!' started by Valigarmander, Jun 18, 2017 at 8:51 PM.
Nintendo finally has the answer to that burning question we've all had.
There you have it.
Mario is a grotesque humonculus with supernatural jumping ability.
are we sure he isn't a halfling
Half of what?
*doesn't say anything*
Half of ling.
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Oh, come now. It's been well established that Italians are just as human as anyone else.
Mario's too tall to be a halfling.
Is he a dwarf then?
^ That would explain the rugged facial hair and love of gold.
that's what I would like to know
I ship it