Paper Mario is a game for immortals

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    X-3

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    So much for the Nintendo Seal of Quality.
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    I knew you could get more items from that block.
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    Apollo the Just

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    You mean they didn't do this calculation for BOTH Wii VC AND original N64?? Lazy. 2/10. despicable
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    Valigarmander Creepy Mario Mod Staff Member Supporter

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    ^ I know, right? They didn't even estimate how long it would take using the PAL region's inferior framerate.
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    I REALLY HATE POKEMON!

    I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun

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    I felt like I was losing my mind watching this, listening to his droning voice and that mesmerizing music.
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    ...

    But is it viable for people struggling against Tutankoopa?
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    I'm assuming this was done with a Gameshark or something of that nature right?
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    This was actually discovered by a religious cult that devoted itself to pressing the B button for generations. There was only one member of the cult remaining when the game finally crashed, and he disintegrated into ash after telling everyone the news. Go free, young buffalo.
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    IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE
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    Apollo the Just

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    1. Mix together ingredients in bowl
    2. Bake for approximately 4 YEARS
    3. Decorate
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    ;_;
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    When I put the cake in the oven for 4 and a half years, do I press A once to put it in or half a press?
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    you either press a or you don't you can't say it's just half

    -TJ "Henry" Yoshi
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    So I've been thinking about this, and you know how normally you're supposed to bake the cake for 30 seconds? Well, in reality, cakes take about 30 minutes to cook. I think it is safe to assume that time is sped up in the game during baking to facilitate gameplay, running approximately 60 times faster than normal. Which means, if we were to replicate this method in reality, we would have to cook it 60 times longer - so not 4.537 years, but 272.22 years, plus the extra 30 minutes - for the cake to come out perfectly.

    So just tell your grandkids to tell their grandkids not to turn off the oven, and make sure your timer doesn't run out of battery. Ever.
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    My Potions Are Too Strong For You Traveller

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    You merely adopted the B button

    I was born in it, molded by it
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