Presidential Election

Discussion in 'Polls Forum' started by He Who is Without Skin, Oct 9, 2016.

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Choose the best candidate.

  1. Cyberdemon

    9 vote(s)
    64.3%
  2. Dimensional Shambler

    5 vote(s)
    35.7%
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    е и ժ е я

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    For whom shall your vote be cast?

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    The Amazing Tazy Ten

    The Amazing Tazy Ten I'm tired. Goodnight. Zzzzzzzzz! Supporter

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    Dimensional Shambler does nothing but wait in the DOS Prompt for you to leave.

    Cyberdemon is proactive. Cyberdemon gets things DONE.
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    I REALLY HATE POKEMON!

    I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun

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    Which one builds walls and says p***y?
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    I am nobody I am not mean spam Staff Member

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    I'm jealous that Hell is blessed with such appealing candidates.
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    Both of them will lure potential illegal immigrants with well-lit signs proclaiming free exit from the hell in which they reside, only to have the floor drop away, trapping them in a pit full of demons. But one of the candidates has pneumonia, and the other uses dorito-colored concealer to hide the fact that he is already dead.
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    Dimensional Shambler lurched out the gate with an unexpected lead, but stalwart crowd-pleaser Cyberdemon is pulling ahead in the polls.
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    X-3

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    Your vote doesn't matter. The results will be challenged and the two will fight it out.
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    Well yes, the votes are abstract, and the candidates originate from the ravings of the mad, but the pain will be all too real.
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    Valigarmander

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    To hell with this corrupt two party system. I'm voting for Death Knight.

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    That's just silly. Everyone knows that Death Knight isn't even really a knight and he's never even met Death. The guy's all talk with no plan of action.
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    spooky scary bearatons

    spooky scary bearatons professional censorevasionposter

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    ^ yeah **** that arthus guy :v
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    This is a warcraft 3 thing isn't it. Damn, that took me forever to get. Arthus is a whiny prick.

    I'm more partial to Lord Soth, myself.

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