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#RetroGameProblems

Discussion in 'Retro Games' started by Apollo the Just, Mar 2, 2016.

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    Valigarmander

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    70. Every room looks the same and there's no minimap. Hope you have a pen and paper nearby.
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    Apollo the Just

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    71. Every room looks the same, there's no minimap, *AND* IT'S RANDOM ENCOUNTER, THEREBY INTERRUPTING YOUR ATTEMPT AT MAPPING OUT A MENTAL IMAGE OF THE LAYOUT

    ENJOY YOUR ANEURISM
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    72. This game was released before everyone decided that the left analog stick is for movement and right analog stick is for camera - and no centering button either.
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    Apollo the Just

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    73. this is the most useless map ever
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    74. Map? What map?
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    75. What's that? Your really powerful weapon just broke?

    **** you it disintegrates. Have fun hitting this literal cannon bug with the dinky knife you started the game with.

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    Sim Kid

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    76. So, you had a 95% chance of this recipe working, and it failed? Haha - sorry, RNG Crafting systems are a bitch!

    ...oh btw you're not going to find another one of these ingredients for the entire game. There're only a set amount.
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    ScottyMcGee

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    77. Awful soundtrack that keeps looping.
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    Valigarmander

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    78. There is no soundtrack.
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    79. You like the music, but hate the sound font.
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    80. this game was more fun with a peripheral that a) broke your system, b) is impossible to find nowadays, and c) barely worked.
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    Marilink

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    sidebar to add an example

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkWUJfIotfU
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    81. Squinting to see a screen that was not frontlit or backlit.
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    ScottyMcGee

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    82. Any voices in the game sound creepy or too muffled to understand what they're saying.
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    е и ժ е я

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    83. Keys are a random drop
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    Sim Kid

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    84. Headbobbing in a first-person game.
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    85. When you know you're playing the weaker version of a game, ex. Mortal Kombat on SNES or Doom on 32X.
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    86. The game is over and the credits have finished rolling and nothing is happening. . . soooooo does it go back to the menu? Yes? No? Guess you have to press the reset button.
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    87. Key cards, key cards, key cards
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    88. Wanting to enjoy a classic game but having a lot of trouble getting past the outdated mechanics.

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