Waluigi is an elf.

Discussion in 'Super Luigi Bros.: It's-a Luigi Time!' started by Valigravymander, Nov 22, 2016.

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    Valigarmander

    Valigarmander Creepy Mario Mod Staff Member Supporter

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    Evidence:
    1) He has pointed ears.
    2) He's gracile and nimble.
    3) He possesses beauty beyond that of any mortal man.

    Discuss.
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    X-3

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    He also has elf-looking shoes, doesn't he?
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    DarkZero

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    You are shoving Waluigi into a box based on stereotypes, when in reality, Waluigi is a cosmic being beyond human comprehension and must be appreciated as such.
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    Those are more like genie shoes.
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    boy this is racist
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    Antisocial

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    oh wow that knit texture on the gloves

    We're eventually gonna get to a point the pores on their skin will be rendered.
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    CuccoLady

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    Waluigi is actually a Hylian. He was delivered to the Mushroom Kingdom as a baby by his mother with the last of her strength to protect her baby from the trauma of war in Hyrule.

    Little did she know that her son was chosen for a destiny too great for him to live in peace...
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    CaptHayfever

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    You guys really don't like me, huh?

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    Booyakasha

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    1. elves suck
    2. waluigi sucks
    ergo: waluigi may indeed be an elf

    ...i see no problem with this theory
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    Sonic 5

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    I'm still really unclear whether or not the blue stuff is eyeshadow/liner.
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    Booyakasha

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    the blue stuff is tears-------bitter, bitter tears

    he knows what he is

    hah

    ahaha

    bwahahahahahaa
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