Just when you thought Reality TV couldn't sink any lower...

Sim Kid · 12-31-2004, 01:32 AM

I heard that YET ANOTHER reality TV show is being produced, and the basic premise of this show is plastic surgery...on pets. Available procedures include tummy tucks on rabbits, face lifts for ugly dogs, and fake balls for neutered pets.

Whoever thought this idea up should be arrested for Cruelty to Animals, shipped far far away from any form of civilization and locked up so they can't do any damage to american pets, and whoever's dumb enough to give their pets plastic surgery should also be locked up.

I hope this is just a cruel joke made just to piss off the PETA.

Sonic 5 · 12-31-2004, 01:44 AM

That has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard.Who ever thought this up needs to be shot a couple of thousand times.

Jonathan Resop · 12-31-2004, 11:44 AM

Let me guess...is it on Fox?-jay

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-31-2004, 12:04 PM

Whaddya mean we thought it couldn't sink any lower? After "Swan 2", I realized that there was no floor for this drek.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

DJ Ryan · 12-31-2004, 12:42 PM

Reality should have been left at Amazing Race, or in general CBS, they had 3 game shows that people began calling reality shows.

Big Brother, Amazing Race, and Survivor are the only GAME SHOWS we need.

Kill Fox, save the Simpsons, Malcolm..that sunday night ****.

I seriously can't stand FOX.
Has anyone seen the promo for "Who's Your Daddy", now THAT's a shame

**NintendoNut** · 12-31-2004, 12:44 PM

What about Fast Animals, Slow Kids?

The Dragon · 01-02-2005, 06:07 PM

I think Matt groening put it best in HOMR:

Recording: Welcome to Stocks-4-U. State name of company.
Homer: Animotion Cartooning.
Recording: Animotion Cartooning up 3 points.
Homer: Yahoo!
Recording: Yahoo down 2 points.
Homer: Huh? What is this crap?
Recording: FOX Networks down 20 points.

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 01-02-2005, 06:43 PM

Well, they're not going to stop making reality shows just like they won't stop making sitcoms or cartoons. It's just another genre of TV. But this idea is ridiculous and over the line.

The only reality shows I like are the 3 on CBS that Andre mentioned, and occasionally Fear Factor. (I put it on because my aunt gets easily disguted.=P)

Super Shy Guy · 01-02-2005, 07:18 PM

All reality TV is ****.

Michael · 01-02-2005, 09:49 PM

They are obviously running out of good ideas (assuming they had any to begin with). I never watched Survivor much, I always hated reality shows.

Except maybe:

"Twelve castaways have to duke it out on a desert island with no food or water. They are told that it is a reality show and that they will win millions of dollars. They are then left there, their bodies picked up weeks later. Survivors are shot."

Super_Mario_1987 · 01-06-2005, 08:41 PM

Shoot them all. Or to be nice throw stuff at them.

**Sean P Kelly** · 01-06-2005, 09:59 PM

Personally I don't watch much TV anymore. The only shows I really currently try to commit to are WWE Raw and Six Feet Under.

Other than that it's the odd Simpsons episode, Music Videos, and late-night airings of Unsolved Mysteries and Undergrads

Codiekitty · 01-07-2005, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Genius Loves Company:
...save the Simpsons...

...you're kidding, right?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Erdawn Il Deus · 01-07-2005, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NintendoNut, King of the Britons:
What about Fast Animals, Slow Kids?

*cue bongo music*

Reality TV should have been shot in the face repeatedly when it was suggested. And that Pet-thing isn`t even the worst. What about the show about the daughter that has to "find her real father" out of a bunch of guys? If she picks the right one, she gets a 100$! if not, the guy she picked does! AHAHA.

Quote:

Originally posted by CodieKitty:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Genius Loves Company:
...save the Simpsons...

...you're kidding, right?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there! [/quote]Unless by "save" you mean "mercy-kill".

The Dragon · 01-16-2005, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CodieKitty:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Genius Loves Company:
...save the Simpsons...

...you're kidding, right? [/quote]You're kidding, right? I'm about to pop you in the face.

Wonder Wario · 01-16-2005, 05:02 PM

Why? It ai'nt Codie's fault the Simpsons suck now. Chill.

Erdawn Il Deus · 01-16-2005, 05:13 PM

The Simpsons need to be taken out back with Old Yeller and shot.

**L007 is Cooler than Dylan** · 01-16-2005, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Dragon Loves Misty:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by CodieKitty:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Genius Loves Company:
...save the Simpsons...

...you're kidding, right? [/quote]You're kidding, right? I'm about to pop you in the face. [/quote] YOU'RE kidding, right? The new Simpsons are horrible. Sure, there might be a good twist here and there, but otherwise it really is starting to plummit, and FAST. And like W.W. said, it ain't her fault because Simpsons are that way.

And to be on topic, this is absolutly a horrible idea. I hope Fox get's their asses sued like crazy.

Codiekitty · 01-18-2005, 07:45 PM

When the script writers have to turn to plots involving the Simpson's cats constantly getting killed or Marge getting breast implants, that's a sign that it's time to put the show and writers out of their misery.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

[ January 18, 2005, 06:47 PM: Message edited by: CodieKitty ]

DJ Ryan · 01-18-2005, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CodieKitty:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Genius Loves Company:
...save the Simpsons...

...you're kidding, right?
[/quote]Nope, save the Simpsons, the classics.

FOX needs to die as I've said before, they actually began the term "reality show", when BB and Survivor hit, they were considered "entertainment", or "game showS"

FOX has killed any chance "reality TV" has of being respected, Nanny 911, the Swan, c'mon now people.

Plus Nanny 911 is joke, it's a shame to see how many parents let their kids push them around

[ January 18, 2005, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: Primetime ]

12-31-2004, 01:32 AM	#1
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 55 Times in 30 Posts Points: 37,143.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 37,643.04 Donate	I heard that YET ANOTHER reality TV show is being produced, and the basic premise of this show is plastic surgery...on pets. Available procedures include tummy tucks on rabbits, face lifts for ugly dogs, and fake balls for neutered pets. Whoever thought this idea up should be arrested for Cruelty to Animals, shipped far far away from any form of civilization and locked up so they can't do any damage to american pets, and whoever's dumb enough to give their pets plastic surgery should also be locked up. I hope this is just a cruel joke made just to piss off the PETA.

12-31-2004, 01:44 AM	#2
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,065.60 Bank: 0.42 Total Points: 1,066.03 Donate	That has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard.Who ever thought this up needs to be shot a couple of thousand times.

12-31-2004, 11:44 AM	#3
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 36,654.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 37,154.00 Donate	Let me guess...is it on Fox?-jay

12-31-2004, 12:04 PM	#4
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12-31-2004, 12:42 PM	#5
DJ Ryan http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/359805 Vote for your favorite songs Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shhhh, it's a secret right now Gender: Posts: 13,435 Thanks: 1,073 Thanked 722 Times in 418 Posts Points: 39,354.04 Bank: 962,921.99 Total Points: 1,002,276.02 Donate	Reality should have been left at Amazing Race, or in general CBS, they had 3 game shows that people began calling reality shows. Big Brother, Amazing Race, and Survivor are the only GAME SHOWS we need. Kill Fox, save the Simpsons, Malcolm..that sunday night ****. I seriously can't stand FOX. Has anyone seen the promo for "Who's Your Daddy", now THAT's a shame

12-31-2004, 12:44 PM	#6
NintendoNut NinNut Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hold on, I know this..... Gender: Posts: 8,286 Thanks: 84 Thanked 37 Times in 30 Posts Points: 48,027.56 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 48,027.56 Donate	What about Fast Animals, Slow Kids?

01-02-2005, 06:07 PM	#7
The Dragon Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Who cares? No one likes me. Posts: 232 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 970.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,470.00 Donate	I think Matt groening put it best in HOMR: Recording: Welcome to Stocks-4-U. State name of company. Homer: Animotion Cartooning. Recording: Animotion Cartooning up 3 points. Homer: Yahoo! Recording: Yahoo down 2 points. Homer: Huh? What is this crap? Recording: FOX Networks down 20 points.

01-02-2005, 06:43 PM	#8
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,822 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 90,316.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 129,016.13 Donate	Well, they're not going to stop making reality shows just like they won't stop making sitcoms or cartoons. It's just another genre of TV. But this idea is ridiculous and over the line. The only reality shows I like are the 3 on CBS that Andre mentioned, and occasionally Fear Factor. (I put it on because my aunt gets easily disguted.=P)

01-02-2005, 07:18 PM	#9
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,408.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,908.00 Donate	All reality TV is ****.

01-02-2005, 09:49 PM	#10
Michael Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,273.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,773.00 Donate	They are obviously running out of good ideas (assuming they had any to begin with). I never watched Survivor much, I always hated reality shows. Except maybe: "Twelve castaways have to duke it out on a desert island with no food or water. They are told that it is a reality show and that they will win millions of dollars. They are then left there, their bodies picked up weeks later. Survivors are shot."

01-06-2005, 08:41 PM	#11
Super_Mario_1987 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Iowa Gender: Posts: 6,560 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 7,058.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,558.04 Donate	Shoot them all. Or to be nice throw stuff at them.

01-06-2005, 09:59 PM	#12
Sean P Kelly SMBHQ Mod Movies Mod Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,350 Thanks: 9 Thanked 45 Times in 35 Posts Points: 196,540.68 Bank: 115,491.08 Total Points: 312,031.75 Donate	Personally I don't watch much TV anymore. The only shows I really currently try to commit to are WWE Raw and Six Feet Under. Other than that it's the odd Simpsons episode, Music Videos, and late-night airings of Unsolved Mysteries and Undergrads

01-16-2005, 05:02 PM	#16
Wonder Wario Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Gender: Posts: 2,089 Thanks: 65 Thanked 36 Times in 22 Posts Points: 6,483.75 Bank: 1,284.12 Total Points: 7,767.87 Donate	Why? It ai'nt Codie's fault the Simpsons suck now. Chill.

01-16-2005, 05:13 PM	#17
Erdawn Il Deus Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Threading the jeweled thrones of earth under my sandalled feet Gender: Posts: 2,990 Thanks: 4 Thanked 45 Times in 39 Posts Points: 23,782.11 Bank: 788.45 Total Points: 24,570.56 Donate	The Simpsons need to be taken out back with Old Yeller and shot.

01-18-2005, 07:45 PM	#19
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 49,070.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,521.46 Donate	When the script writers have to turn to plots involving the Simpson's cats constantly getting killed or Marge getting breast implants, that's a sign that it's time to put the show and writers out of their misery. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there! [ January 18, 2005, 06:47 PM: Message edited by: CodieKitty ]