VH1 is the television form of cancer

Super Shy Guy · 06-30-2004, 12:05 PM

VH1 used to be an alright channel where you could watch some music videos every once and a while and maybe find out some information about music and bands and crap. Pop-up Video kicked ass. Now, they spew out hollywood diarrea that E! wouldn't even touch. Of course, I'm talking about the worst show ever, which is ironically called "best week ever." Join VH1's troupe of the lamest, unfunniest comedians you've ever seen as they talk about the week's events regarding retarded celebrities.

Don't like? Then go with the SAME unfunny, washed up comedians as they journey as far back in time as [1]6 years ago[/i] in their latest travesty "I love the 90's," in case you didn't remember what happened 10 years ago. But they also need to get a headstart on "I love the 2000's"! Maybe we'll get this gem by the end of the year. I mean, I loe the 60's and 70's was cool because a lot of people don't really remember the stuff from back then. They even talked about Hong Kong Phooey back then. I Love the 80's was seriously pushing it, and now we have this I Love The 90's crap, because we all know how awesome the 90's were.

The people they get to do the commentaries on these shows are probably some of the lamest, unfunniest people I've ever seen. I want to invent a way to punch people through the television just to distribute my own form of Carter Justice.

Want to see some music videos? Nope, hardly any here! Be sure to watch the few we actually play at 7:00 AM.

If VH1 were a person I'd strangle him.

Tonberry2k · 06-30-2004, 01:32 PM

So if VH-1 is cancer, then MTV is AIDS.

Super Shy Guy · 06-30-2004, 01:34 PM

yes, but MTV is a different matter all together.

spicy · 06-30-2004, 02:11 PM

At least Best Week Ever isn't nearly as unfunny as Celebrities Exposed or whatever the hell that lame-ass paparazzi show is on E. The writers for it are about on the same level as greeting card writers.

Tonberry2k · 06-30-2004, 02:32 PM

I actually enjoyed the "I love the __'s" series. Pretty funny most of the time.

I'm almost looking forward to "I love the 90's" because Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith (aka Jay and Silent Bob) are commentators.

Codiekitty · 06-30-2004, 02:36 PM

They're bringing up the 90s because they want us to forget the BS they show these days. Like this show.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

UserGoogol · 06-30-2004, 10:19 PM

I'm looking forward to "I Love the 90s." I found "70s" and "80s" entertaining, and I think I'll enjoy a show about a time period all of which I lived through.

"Best Week Ever" sucks though.

Parrakarry · 06-30-2004, 10:32 PM

The 90s sucked.

Erdawn Il Deus · 06-30-2004, 11:05 PM

OMG BRITNEY SPEARZ AND TEH BACKSTREETZ BOYZ YAHUHUHUR!!!

...

Let's just file that under 'threats on a global scale, more 90's fun!'...

ZeldaGirl · 07-01-2004, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tonberry2k:
I actually enjoyed the "I love the __'s" series. Pretty funny most of the time.

I'm almost looking forward to "I love the 90's" because Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith (aka Jay and Silent Bob) are commentators.

Yup!!!

The Cat · 07-02-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Carter:
Now, they spew out hollywood diarrea that E! wouldn't even touch.

[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] Best. Metaphor. Ever.

Bomby · 07-06-2004, 02:37 AM

VH1 is even worse than MTV, and MTV is horrible.

Rattan · 07-06-2004, 10:43 PM

VH1 Ill-ustrated is pretty good sometimes.

Tonberry2k · 07-07-2004, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Big Worm:
VH1 is even worse than MTV, and MTV is horrible.

...no. MTV single-handedly destroyed music.

Super Shy Guy · 07-07-2004, 11:44 AM

VH1 continues to defecate on the ashes.

Dylan · 07-08-2004, 05:28 PM

Quote:

And there used to be a way to stick it to The Man. It was called rock n' roll. But guess what? Oh no. The Man ruined that too with a little thing called MTV!

~Dylan

Cornell J · 07-08-2004, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by ^Rattan:
VH1 Ill-ustrated is pretty good sometimes.

Yup
And I HAte MTV

Music Television? Please about 3% of what they play is music, and it's the lame crap they created, like this "Pop Rap", I hate it all, **** 50 and JA, **** em all!!!

Oops sorry,
I actually LIKE BWE, and I lovethe 70's, I hated the 80's which is why I didn't watch that. I may watch the 90's though.

I actually liked the 40 Greatest RTV moments

I'm allways watching BET, CBS, FOX, or AS, if I ever have time to watch TV between, my daughter, work, and my girlfriend

Pieist · 07-08-2004, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ERDAWN crushing your hopes & dreams:
OMG BRITNEY SPEARZ AND TEH BACKSTREETZ BOYZ YAHUHUHUR!!!

...

Let's just file that under 'threats on a global scale, more 90's fun!'...

.........huh?

Chompmaster · 07-08-2004, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ERDAWN crushing your hopes & dreams:
OMG BRITNEY SPEARZ AND TEH BACKSTREETZ BOYZ YAHUHUHUR!!!

...

Let's just file that under 'threats on a global scale, more 90's fun!'...

The most truthful thing I've read all day.

06-30-2004, 12:05 PM	#1
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	VH1 used to be an alright channel where you could watch some music videos every once and a while and maybe find out some information about music and bands and crap. Pop-up Video kicked ass. Now, they spew out hollywood diarrea that E! wouldn't even touch. Of course, I'm talking about the worst show ever, which is ironically called "best week ever." Join VH1's troupe of the lamest, unfunniest comedians you've ever seen as they talk about the week's events regarding retarded celebrities. Don't like? Then go with the SAME unfunny, washed up comedians as they journey as far back in time as [1]6 years ago[/i] in their latest travesty "I love the 90's," in case you didn't remember what happened 10 years ago. But they also need to get a headstart on "I love the 2000's"! Maybe we'll get this gem by the end of the year. I mean, I loe the 60's and 70's was cool because a lot of people don't really remember the stuff from back then. They even talked about Hong Kong Phooey back then. I Love the 80's was seriously pushing it, and now we have this I Love The 90's crap, because we all know how awesome the 90's were. The people they get to do the commentaries on these shows are probably some of the lamest, unfunniest people I've ever seen. I want to invent a way to punch people through the television just to distribute my own form of Carter Justice. Want to see some music videos? Nope, hardly any here! Be sure to watch the few we actually play at 7:00 AM. If VH1 were a person I'd strangle him.

06-30-2004, 01:32 PM	#2
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL alternatively, The Spriters' Resource Gender: Posts: 5,311 Thanks: 10 Thanked 17 Times in 15 Posts	So if VH-1 is cancer, then MTV is AIDS.

06-30-2004, 01:34 PM	#3
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	yes, but MTV is a different matter all together.

06-30-2004, 02:11 PM	#4
spicy Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: You\'re in my prayers. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Posts: 1,880 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	At least Best Week Ever isn't nearly as unfunny as Celebrities Exposed or whatever the hell that lame-ass paparazzi show is on E. The writers for it are about on the same level as greeting card writers.

06-30-2004, 02:32 PM	#5
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL alternatively, The Spriters' Resource Gender: Posts: 5,311 Thanks: 10 Thanked 17 Times in 15 Posts	I actually enjoyed the "I love the __'s" series. Pretty funny most of the time. I'm almost looking forward to "I love the 90's" because Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith (aka Jay and Silent Bob) are commentators.

06-30-2004, 02:36 PM	#6
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,142 Thanks: 121 Thanked 176 Times in 121 Posts	They're bringing up the 90s because they want us to forget the BS they show these days. Like this show. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

06-30-2004, 10:19 PM	#7
UserGoogol Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Greater Boston Area Gender: Posts: 4,024 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'm looking forward to "I Love the 90s." I found "70s" and "80s" entertaining, and I think I'll enjoy a show about a time period all of which I lived through. "Best Week Ever" sucks though.

06-30-2004, 10:32 PM	#8
Parrakarry Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 10,685 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	The 90s sucked.

06-30-2004, 11:05 PM	#9
Erdawn Il Deus Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Threading the jeweled thrones of earth under my sandalled feet Gender: Posts: 3,056 Thanks: 4 Thanked 47 Times in 41 Posts	OMG BRITNEY SPEARZ AND TEH BACKSTREETZ BOYZ YAHUHUHUR!!! ... Let's just file that under 'threats on a global scale, more 90's fun!'...

07-06-2004, 02:37 AM	#12
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,492 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	VH1 is even worse than MTV, and MTV is horrible.

07-06-2004, 10:43 PM	#13
Rattan Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The current whereabouts of my being is here. Posts: 11,034 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	VH1 Ill-ustrated is pretty good sometimes.

07-07-2004, 11:44 AM	#15
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	VH1 continues to defecate on the ashes.