South Park Season 9

Rainbow Dash · 03-09-2005, 09:59 PM

The first episode is "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina". Garrison basically gets a sex change, and Kyle wants a negroplasty (eg, turned into a tall black male). And Kyle's dad is considering a dolphinplasty...

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 03-10-2005, 01:37 AM

Just watched it.

...Did they have to add footage of a sex change? Christ, dude....

[sage] · 03-10-2005, 06:26 PM

Sounds like a weird episode.

**Loot** · 03-10-2005, 07:37 PM

It WAS a weird episode. They had actual footage >_<

And the fact that Kyle's knees exploded as they were Mr. Garrison's testicles really disturbed me as well O_o

Eagle Eye · 03-10-2005, 10:35 PM

Yeah, that episode was funny, but disturbing, I coulda done without the beggining and the end part.

"Who the hell are you?"
"Dr. Biber"

And

"Myyyyyyyyyy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllsssssss"

darkintention · 03-10-2005, 11:07 PM

really wierd...not one of my favorite episodes.

ultragm2003 · 03-11-2005, 10:50 AM

It was good, it had some really funny moments, but it's not really my favorite.

ocarinagirl · 03-11-2005, 11:40 AM

"I may be a dolphin, but I'm also a lawyer!"

"So you're a....Lawphin?"

[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

Rainbow Dash · 03-11-2005, 05:35 PM

"My god...he's a Jewphin!"

Koga · 03-12-2005, 09:24 AM

This was a very disturbing episode even for South Park standards. I couldn't stop laughing at Gerald Broflofski as a Dolphin, though. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

Rainbow Dash · 03-16-2005, 10:18 PM

The newest episode is out.

Die, Hippy, Die!

Basically, A hippie musical fest gets started and Cartman along with Chef, Randy, and Butter's Mom have to stop it.

It appears Mr. Garrison is staying as Mrs. Garrison.

Koga · 03-22-2005, 05:08 PM

I just saw this one. It liked it better than the previous one. I especially liked the Armageddon parody, and some subtle Randy Marsh moments. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

Eagle Eye · 03-22-2005, 06:45 PM

"No Chef I won't let you do it, it's too dangerous"

" I didn't volunteer!"

Rainbow Dash · 03-24-2005, 09:26 PM

Heh, this new one was good.

Super Awesome Talent Agency

Basically, the boys set up a talent agency when they hear Token is set to sing at the Miss Rocky Mountain contest, but mainly because he gets $200 for it. He goes and does it, gets the $200, gives the boys their $20, and gets taken away by a better talent agency. They are just about to give up when the City Wok guy comes down with his wife (Wing) to hire them. They don't really like her, but when they find out she's going to American Idol and can win $1,000, they decide to do it. They leave, and the City Wok guy goes back to his shop. The Chinese Mafia come in and ask him where she is, he tells them after a brief agrument, and they leave to go find her. Meanwhile, in LA, the boys get to the AI auditions to find a large line. They say screw it and are about to leave when they overhear a guy on his cellphone and offer to enter Wing into the contest. Turns out it's The Contender. She loses but Sylvester Stallone talks to Stan and Cartman about having her sing at his son's birthday party for $4,000, which would give the boys $400. They accept, but they can't find Wing any where. Turns out the Chinese Mafia found her and captured her. The boys proceed to their HQ and start taking down the Mafia people. They take some guns and start killing them. Kenny dies when he gets shot. (Heh, Kyle actually says "They killed Kenny" and Stan syas "You bastards!") They all meet up and they have an agrument with the Mafia head. (Would he be considered the "Don"?) They then resolve it and the end has Wing singing at Stallone's son's birthday party. Token is waiting tables to get back home there.

Interestingly, kenny actually dies in this one. I wonder if this'll be the only time he dies this season, since he only died once in Season 7 and 8.

03-09-2005, 09:59 PM	#1
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	The first episode is "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina". Garrison basically gets a sex change, and Kyle wants a negroplasty (eg, turned into a tall black male). And Kyle's dad is considering a dolphinplasty...

03-10-2005, 01:37 AM	#2
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,670 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts	Just watched it. ...Did they have to add footage of a sex change? Christ, dude....

03-10-2005, 06:26 PM	#3
[sage] Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Florida Gender: Posts: 18,304 Thanks: 1 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts	Sounds like a weird episode.

03-10-2005, 07:37 PM	#4
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	It WAS a weird episode. They had actual footage >_< And the fact that Kyle's knees exploded as they were Mr. Garrison's testicles really disturbed me as well O_o

03-10-2005, 10:35 PM	#5
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	Yeah, that episode was funny, but disturbing, I coulda done without the beggining and the end part. "Who the hell are you?" "Dr. Biber" And "Myyyyyyyyyy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllsssssss"

03-10-2005, 11:07 PM	#6
darkintention Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,394 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	really wierd...not one of my favorite episodes.

03-11-2005, 10:50 AM	#7
ultragm2003 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Everywhere and nowhere Gender: Posts: 148 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	It was good, it had some really funny moments, but it's not really my favorite.

03-11-2005, 11:40 AM	#8
ocarinagirl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ehhh? What? Where am I?! Gender: Posts: 3,010 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	"I may be a dolphin, but I'm also a lawyer!" "So you're a....Lawphin?" [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

03-11-2005, 05:35 PM	#9
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	"My god...he's a Jewphin!"

03-12-2005, 09:24 AM	#10
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,098 Thanks: 104 Thanked 188 Times in 118 Posts	This was a very disturbing episode even for South Park standards. I couldn't stop laughing at Gerald Broflofski as a Dolphin, though. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

03-16-2005, 10:18 PM	#11
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	The newest episode is out. Die, Hippy, Die! Basically, A hippie musical fest gets started and Cartman along with Chef, Randy, and Butter's Mom have to stop it. It appears Mr. Garrison is staying as Mrs. Garrison.

03-22-2005, 05:08 PM	#12
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,098 Thanks: 104 Thanked 188 Times in 118 Posts	I just saw this one. It liked it better than the previous one. I especially liked the Armageddon parody, and some subtle Randy Marsh moments. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

03-22-2005, 06:45 PM	#13
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	"No Chef I won't let you do it, it's too dangerous" " I didn't volunteer!"

03-24-2005, 09:26 PM	#14
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Heh, this new one was good. Super Awesome Talent Agency Basically, the boys set up a talent agency when they hear Token is set to sing at the Miss Rocky Mountain contest, but mainly because he gets $200 for it. He goes and does it, gets the $200, gives the boys their $20, and gets taken away by a better talent agency. They are just about to give up when the City Wok guy comes down with his wife (Wing) to hire them. They don't really like her, but when they find out she's going to American Idol and can win $1,000, they decide to do it. They leave, and the City Wok guy goes back to his shop. The Chinese Mafia come in and ask him where she is, he tells them after a brief agrument, and they leave to go find her. Meanwhile, in LA, the boys get to the AI auditions to find a large line. They say screw it and are about to leave when they overhear a guy on his cellphone and offer to enter Wing into the contest. Turns out it's The Contender. She loses but Sylvester Stallone talks to Stan and Cartman about having her sing at his son's birthday party for $4,000, which would give the boys $400. They accept, but they can't find Wing any where. Turns out the Chinese Mafia found her and captured her. The boys proceed to their HQ and start taking down the Mafia people. They take some guns and start killing them. Kenny dies when he gets shot. (Heh, Kyle actually says "They killed Kenny" and Stan syas "You bastards!") They all meet up and they have an agrument with the Mafia head. (Would he be considered the "Don"?) They then resolve it and the end has Wing singing at Stallone's son's birthday party. Token is waiting tables to get back home there. Interestingly, kenny actually dies in this one. I wonder if this'll be the only time he dies this season, since he only died once in Season 7 and 8.