Why do the old people always win the lottery? - VGF

Curly Brace · 09-17-2006, 08:13 AM

I WANT SOME MONEY, DAMMIT.

I remember when I first turned 18, I got me a lottery ticket. Was I going to win? NO! OLD MAN FART DID! Man, he looked like he could had died on the spot, and all of his snotty little kids would get the money. I don't believe in luck, but I had bad luck that day.

I ALMOST WON. I NEEDED THAT 5TH NUMBER.

Double Genocide · 09-17-2006, 03:39 PM

Old people shouldn't be allowed to play the lottery. Chances are the excitment will give them a heart attack and they will die on the spot anyway.

The Doctor · 09-18-2006, 03:37 AM

I won on the lottery once.

When I first played. Got twenty quid.

***ZeldaGirl*** · 09-18-2006, 09:07 PM

I hate when people win the lottery... twice. Like that woman who won 1 million dollars not one time, but two times! I mean, wtf?

09-17-2006, 08:13 AM	#1
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09-17-2006, 03:39 PM	#2
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09-18-2006, 03:37 AM	#3
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09-18-2006, 09:07 PM	#4
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