Dokuro-chan

SephirothKirby · 06-01-2009, 06:09 PM

Dear Dokuro-chan,

It was this weekend that I first laid eyes on you. I saw you Friday afternoon, and immediately my heart stood still. You were playing DDR. You were so beautiful, I couldn't believe it. Nobody in the room could compare to you. Not unlike Dokuro-chan, you were an angel, and all I wanted was to be on your cloud. You were all that mattered at that point in time. You smiled at me, and I was paralyzed. I wanted to say something, but I couldn't manage any words. I ended up waiting until Saturday before I saw you again, and I knew what I was going to say.

I love you.

There, I said it. I love you. I love everything about you. From the beautiful, glossy pink hair on your head down to the alluring black stockings on your legs, I love every bit of you. I can't say it enough- I love you. It's easy to say it now, looking at your picture. Why was it so hard to say it to you then? It's not like I didn't have the opportunity. Hah, I had to have been following you for fifteen minutes, trying to figure out what I was going to say, trying to think of a way to approach you. I'm just a freak though, right? What the hell did I think I was doing, stalking you? You don't deserve a guy who's creepy enough to stalk you. It's not fun being socially inept. It's not hard to talk to people, why can't I just approach them? It's so frustrating to find yourself wanting to talk to someone, but not having the guts to do so! Nothing was stopping me from telling you this, except myself. Why am I so pathetic?

Thank you for letting me take your picture, Dokuro-chan. I'll cherish it forever. And thank you for letting me take my picture with you, Dokuro-chan. I even got to put my arm around you. It may've only taken a few seconds, but it felt like an eternity. I didn't want to have to leave. I loved the way your body felt. I loved the pink hair. I loved the cute black ribbons in your hair. I loved the outfit; it perfectly resembled Dokuro-chan's, and it drove me wild. I loved the way you smelled. I loved your voice, and your adorable little giggle. You don't know how badly it hurt me to see another guy approach you, and you be so friendly to him. Obviously you were taken. I felt so relieved when he left, and I found out you were single.

Your name is Lexi. I heard your friend call out to you from a crowd; when you were purchasing something. I wanted to buy something for you, but again my cowardly personality got in the way. I wanted to ask you to walk around with me. I wanted to ask you if you wanted to go eat. I wanted to ask you to go to the ball that night. We would've had a great time, you know. I would've treated you like a goddess. I would've done anything to make you happy. Why didn't I just ask?

I don't know why I'm writing this now. You're never going to read this. Perhaps that's the single most depressing thing that I can think of at this moment, and I have to write down all of my feelings to keep me from going crazy. I have to wait an entire year just to be able to go to the same place I saw you, where it isn't guaranteed you'll be and I might not even recognize you out of costume! But I need to think I will see you there. I need to think I'll say everything I want to, and make things right. I need this, or I'll have to settle for the heartbreaking reality. I guess I'm just rambling now, I should get to the point.

I'm sorry I didn't talk to you. I'm sorry I stalked you. I'm sorry I didn't ask you your name. I'm sorry I didn't ask you if you wanted to do something. I'm sorry I didn't ask you to the dance that night. I'm sorry we didn't have a connection. I'm sorry I didn't ask for your number. I'm sorry you'll never be mine.

But most importantly, I'm sorry I didn't try.

-Love, Aaron

***Cosmonautical*** · 06-02-2009, 08:28 AM

lock eyes

from across the room

down my drink

and the rhythm's boom

**Valigarmander** · 06-02-2009, 09:21 AM

Dearest GameStop Girl,

When I walked into your store that fateful Tuesday, I expected only to find a smattering of half-decent titles tucked back there amongst the used 360 games. Instead I found you, surrounded by a beam of light, halfway between Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty 3. Your gorgeous dark hair was radiant in contrast with the rainbow of colors on the deluxe Bioshock behind you. The Game of the Year held no interest for me when I saw you look up and smile, even though both could hold me in Rapture.

You commanded the register when it was my turn to check out with the Orange Box. Yes, I was finally getting to play Portal. Lucky me, you said with the cutest smile. Lucky me, I thought, and then knew you had the Portal to my heart. I could care less if the cake is a lie, I'd still want to share it with you.

Oh GameStop Girl, how you make my heart meter skip a beat. If you were being held captive in a mountain fortress by a ruthless mutant mafia gangboss and I had to fight my way through 16 levels of fire-breathing undead ninjas with swords the size of small ponies, I would find a way, even if, after every level, a small man continued to taunt me by saying that you were in another castle. EVEN IF.

So, yes, GameStop Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you. You can even have the deluxe shotgun with explosive scattershot. I'll just use this knife over here. I'll do anything for you, just for the small, slightest chance that someday - someday - you and me could be a Wii.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-02-2009, 08:48 PM

So, did Dokuro-chan bash you with her club? That'd be totally rad.

Bomby · 06-02-2009, 08:59 PM

Ahh... brief encounters...

Every day we brush past so many other people. Some we may never meet. Some will become close friends.

I'm a cop, no. 223. My name is He Qiwu.

The closest we ever got was just .01 cm apart. But 57 hours later...

I fell in love with this woman.

***Cosmonautical*** · 06-03-2009, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

So, did Dokuro-chan bash you with her club? That'd be totally rad.

That show was so spastic. I think it gave me ADHD.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-03-2009, 08:05 AM

I liked the OP in that series. Pi piropiro pi piro pi.

Robotazy · 06-06-2009, 03:28 AM

So, I need to help a bit.

That girl is Lexi. SK saw her at the A-Kon, and he loves her, but all he has is her name and that picture.

He's kind of torn up about this, so any advice would be really helpful.

There, so actual help please.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 06-06-2009, 04:01 AM

I don't think she's 18 so I have no interest in this topic.

Panfan · 06-06-2009, 09:18 AM

^ neither is SK, what does age have to do with his problem right now

Rainbow Dash · 06-06-2009, 11:08 AM

you: a cosplaying girl

where: the ddr arcade

me: the sweaty guy standing next to you

Vgfian · 06-06-2009, 12:15 PM

I'm sorry that I can't give any advice on this other than you could wait and see if she's there next year.

The wierd thing is, that I dunno where I've seen her, but that girl looks incedibly familiar, I just can't quite think of where I've seen her, (or her look-a-like)before.

Eagle Eye · 06-06-2009, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tazy Ten

So, I need to help a bit.

That girl is Lexi. SK saw her at the A-Kon, and he loves her, but all he has is her name and that picture.

He's kind of torn up about this, so any advice would be really helpful.

There, so actual help please.

Sorry to sound harsh, but if he had the chance and didn't take it, then there's nothing we can do. Should've taken the chance.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 06-06-2009, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PAN TICK TICK TICK TOCK

^ neither is SK, what does age have to do with his problem right now

What do half the posts in this topic have to do with his problem right now?

ChuckleHuck · 06-06-2009, 08:40 PM

^Let's try to keep it on topic, eh?

After all, it is the venting forum. The last thing we really need is diversion and stupid jokes (unless the jokes are light-hearted and meant to bring a better feeling, of course).

**X-3** · 06-06-2009, 08:53 PM

Yeah, have to agree with Andre. There's nothing you can do now.

In the words of Chronoforce: "Time's up. *tictictictictic*"

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 06-07-2009, 05:15 AM

Not telling this girl you love her was the best favour your brain has ever done you.

Next time, just say hi and ask the girl you fancy to have a drink and chat with you. It was easy enough to ask for her photo, yeah? Good luck with future encounters, sir.

**Loot** · 06-07-2009, 06:49 AM

Ask her if she wants to hold your +1 Broadsword.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

ChuckleHuck · 06-07-2009, 07:40 AM

^

*facepalm*

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-07-2009, 11:24 AM

How about this: "I LIKE YOU. PLEASE DATE ME."

06-01-2009, 06:09 PM	#1
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	Dokuro-chan Dear Dokuro-chan, It was this weekend that I first laid eyes on you. I saw you Friday afternoon, and immediately my heart stood still. You were playing DDR. You were so beautiful, I couldn't believe it. Nobody in the room could compare to you. Not unlike Dokuro-chan, you were an angel, and all I wanted was to be on your cloud. You were all that mattered at that point in time. You smiled at me, and I was paralyzed. I wanted to say something, but I couldn't manage any words. I ended up waiting until Saturday before I saw you again, and I knew what I was going to say. I love you. There, I said it. I love you. I love everything about you. From the beautiful, glossy pink hair on your head down to the alluring black stockings on your legs, I love every bit of you. I can't say it enough- I love you. It's easy to say it now, looking at your picture. Why was it so hard to say it to you then? It's not like I didn't have the opportunity. Hah, I had to have been following you for fifteen minutes, trying to figure out what I was going to say, trying to think of a way to approach you. I'm just a freak though, right? What the hell did I think I was doing, stalking you? You don't deserve a guy who's creepy enough to stalk you. It's not fun being socially inept. It's not hard to talk to people, why can't I just approach them? It's so frustrating to find yourself wanting to talk to someone, but not having the guts to do so! Nothing was stopping me from telling you this, except myself. Why am I so pathetic? Thank you for letting me take your picture, Dokuro-chan. I'll cherish it forever. And thank you for letting me take my picture with you, Dokuro-chan. I even got to put my arm around you. It may've only taken a few seconds, but it felt like an eternity. I didn't want to have to leave. I loved the way your body felt. I loved the pink hair. I loved the cute black ribbons in your hair. I loved the outfit; it perfectly resembled Dokuro-chan's, and it drove me wild. I loved the way you smelled. I loved your voice, and your adorable little giggle. You don't know how badly it hurt me to see another guy approach you, and you be so friendly to him. Obviously you were taken. I felt so relieved when he left, and I found out you were single. Your name is Lexi. I heard your friend call out to you from a crowd; when you were purchasing something. I wanted to buy something for you, but again my cowardly personality got in the way. I wanted to ask you to walk around with me. I wanted to ask you if you wanted to go eat. I wanted to ask you to go to the ball that night. We would've had a great time, you know. I would've treated you like a goddess. I would've done anything to make you happy. Why didn't I just ask? I don't know why I'm writing this now. You're never going to read this. Perhaps that's the single most depressing thing that I can think of at this moment, and I have to write down all of my feelings to keep me from going crazy. I have to wait an entire year just to be able to go to the same place I saw you, where it isn't guaranteed you'll be and I might not even recognize you out of costume! But I need to think I will see you there. I need to think I'll say everything I want to, and make things right. I need this, or I'll have to settle for the heartbreaking reality. I guess I'm just rambling now, I should get to the point. I'm sorry I didn't talk to you. I'm sorry I stalked you. I'm sorry I didn't ask you your name. I'm sorry I didn't ask you if you wanted to do something. I'm sorry I didn't ask you to the dance that night. I'm sorry we didn't have a connection. I'm sorry I didn't ask for your number. I'm sorry you'll never be mine. But most importantly, I'm sorry I didn't try. -Love, Aaron

06-02-2009, 08:48 PM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan So, did Dokuro-chan bash you with her club? That'd be totally rad.

06-06-2009, 03:28 AM	#8
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	I may need to clear the air here. So, I need to help a bit. That girl is Lexi. SK saw her at the A-Kon, and he loves her, but all he has is her name and that picture. He's kind of torn up about this, so any advice would be really helpful. There, so actual help please.

06-06-2009, 12:15 PM	#12
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	I'm sorry that I can't give any advice on this other than you could wait and see if she's there next year. The wierd thing is, that I dunno where I've seen her, but that girl looks incedibly familiar, I just can't quite think of where I've seen her, (or her look-a-like)before. Last edited by Vgfian; 06-24-2009 at 10:29 PM.

06-07-2009, 11:24 AM	#20
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Best used when grabbing their ankles with both arms. How about this: "I LIKE YOU. PLEASE DATE ME."

06-02-2009, 08:28 AM	#2
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	lock eyes from across the room down my drink and the rhythm's boom

06-02-2009, 09:21 AM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Dearest GameStop Girl, When I walked into your store that fateful Tuesday, I expected only to find a smattering of half-decent titles tucked back there amongst the used 360 games. Instead I found you, surrounded by a beam of light, halfway between Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty 3. Your gorgeous dark hair was radiant in contrast with the rainbow of colors on the deluxe Bioshock behind you. The Game of the Year held no interest for me when I saw you look up and smile, even though both could hold me in Rapture. You commanded the register when it was my turn to check out with the Orange Box. Yes, I was finally getting to play Portal. Lucky me, you said with the cutest smile. Lucky me, I thought, and then knew you had the Portal to my heart. I could care less if the cake is a lie, I'd still want to share it with you. Oh GameStop Girl, how you make my heart meter skip a beat. If you were being held captive in a mountain fortress by a ruthless mutant mafia gangboss and I had to fight my way through 16 levels of fire-breathing undead ninjas with swords the size of small ponies, I would find a way, even if, after every level, a small man continued to taunt me by saying that you were in another castle. EVEN IF. So, yes, GameStop Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you. You can even have the deluxe shotgun with explosive scattershot. I'll just use this knife over here. I'll do anything for you, just for the small, slightest chance that someday - someday - you and me could be a Wii.

06-02-2009, 08:59 PM	#5
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Ahh... brief encounters... Every day we brush past so many other people. Some we may never meet. Some will become close friends. I'm a cop, no. 223. My name is He Qiwu. The closest we ever got was just .01 cm apart. But 57 hours later... I fell in love with this woman.

06-03-2009, 08:05 AM	#7
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I liked the OP in that series. Pi piropiro pi piro pi.

06-06-2009, 04:01 AM	#9
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I don't think she's 18 so I have no interest in this topic.

06-06-2009, 09:18 AM	#10
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	^ neither is SK, what does age have to do with his problem right now

06-06-2009, 11:08 AM	#11
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	you: a cosplaying girl where: the ddr arcade me: the sweaty guy standing next to you

06-06-2009, 08:40 PM	#15
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the walls. Gender: Posts: 1,983 Thanks: 117 Thanked 64 Times in 46 Posts	^Let's try to keep it on topic, eh? After all, it is the venting forum. The last thing we really need is diversion and stupid jokes (unless the jokes are light-hearted and meant to bring a better feeling, of course).

06-06-2009, 08:53 PM	#16
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Yeah, have to agree with Andre. There's nothing you can do now. In the words of Chronoforce: "Time's up. tictictictictic"

06-07-2009, 05:15 AM	#17
*Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds* Admin "mine.. not yours. NO. MINE." Epic Ladynerd Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Forteresse de Valois Gender: Posts: 28,504 Thanks: 1,658 Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,042 Posts	Not telling this girl you love her was the best favour your brain has ever done you. Next time, just say hi and ask the girl you fancy to have a drink and chat with you. It was easy enough to ask for her photo, yeah? Good luck with future encounters, sir.

06-07-2009, 06:49 AM	#18
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	Ask her if she wants to hold your +1 Broadsword. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

06-07-2009, 07:40 AM	#19
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the walls. Gender: Posts: 1,983 Thanks: 117 Thanked 64 Times in 46 Posts	^ facepalm