"Natural Disaster! LET'S GO TO SUBWAY!!!"

Sim Kid · 06-15-2009, 04:59 PM

Yay there's a tornado warning...and yes we're stuck inside a basement of a student centre where there's conveniently a subway. naturally, business spiked with people who don't know that we close at 4 so naturally at 2 PM we're trying to clean everything only to have a bunch of future freshmen splashing soda all over the stuff we cleaned and write in customer complaints about why everything's not stocked at 4 PM or why there're only three people working. -_-

Another thing...CSU, why on EARTH do you tell everyone to go to the LSC basement and not the Clark basement?! The LSC basement's gonna be underwater in minutes if we get another flood on campus! The Clark Building's practically a bank vault!

Bonus complaint: Hey, you who flooded the bathroom this morning...Paper Towels go in the trash! Not on the floor, not in the sink, not in the toilet, the trash!

Panfan · 06-15-2009, 05:10 PM

why would you clean a restaurant two hours before it closes

The Flattest Pancake · 06-15-2009, 05:14 PM

Yeah. No one else is going in. Many restaurants around my house aren't clean for days! Even I know that.
EDIT: Plus how is a Subway the best place to go during a TORNADO warning? Listen, i'd just go there to get some stuff, but if a tornado's coming, go to a HARD STABLE BUILDING! It's that simple!

Panfan · 06-15-2009, 05:20 PM

^ are you trying to be sarcastic? Of course you should clean. Having to clean after 2 PM is natural in a place that still has two hours open.

Also:
during tornado - basement
subway - in basement

The Flattest Pancake · 06-15-2009, 05:26 PM

Yes, i'm being sarcastic. Otherwise I wouldn't go to a restaurant for the rest of my life!

Robotazy · 06-15-2009, 05:41 PM

Well, you could close on account of Natural Disaster, and all.

....You can't do that, can you?

Sim Kid · 06-15-2009, 05:48 PM

^Only if the building's on fire are we actually allowed to close. If we're being quarantined in the basement for fear of a tornado? Nope. Keep on open. Subway basically uses the college rules for whether or not we close...except we're less strict.

College campuses:
"oh there's a meteor that flattened the english building dumping cosmic radiation everywhere? CLASSES ARE ON! Just go around there and bring radiation suits!"
"Oh there's a tornado? GO TO CLASS EVERYONE! The tornado will help your commute to classes and maybe you'll get the opportunity to study abroad in Oz!"

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Originally Posted by Macho Pan Fan-dy Savage

why would you clean a restaurant two hours before it closes

You start so you don't have to stay after for about three more hours. If you take like two to three hours to clean then you don't get yelled at unlike the people during the school year who would often read or have phone sex or whatever when it was dead after dinner so when they start at 9 PM when they close...uh oh we have to be here for 3 hours! Let's just do a halfass job and leave this all for the morning crew and be home by 9:30!!! -_-

The Flattest Pancake · 06-15-2009, 06:01 PM

Ooooooooooookkkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy...so when are you going to leave? Did you just say you were leaving tommorow morning at 9am?

t3hDarkness · 06-15-2009, 06:49 PM

During the worst blizzard on record we tunneled to little kings for sammiches.

They were stranded as well, but remained open past their normal hours and earned lifetime customers.

The Flattest Pancake · 06-15-2009, 07:14 PM

Cool! I never knew blizzards were so much fun.

Sim Kid · 06-15-2009, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BOTVGH Fan

Ooooooooooookkkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy...so when are you going to leave? Did you just say you were leaving tommorow morning at 9am?

huh? No. Where'd you get that idea?

Jesus · 06-15-2009, 10:53 PM

What are you still doing in school on campus? Taking summer courses?

Panfan · 06-15-2009, 11:09 PM

...he works at Subway...

Sim Kid · 06-16-2009, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus

What are you still doing in school on campus? Taking summer courses?

Working at the Subway, maybe? How else am I supposed to get money?

Jesus · 06-16-2009, 10:16 AM

^Lol uhh work at any other place.

I just didn't understand if you worked there or went to school still.

The Flattest Pancake · 06-25-2009, 02:21 PM

Speaking of natural stuff, I got a servere thunderstorm in my area.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-25-2009, 02:45 PM

Oh gosh I hope you're safe. Make sure you cling tightly to your blankie and we'll send a team of Navy SEALs to your location ASAP.

Pyropunk · 06-25-2009, 03:23 PM

DUDE, of COURSE people are going to a Subway when there's a storm... them bitches are hungry lil college students that now can't make food in their lil dorms!!! poor students... feed 'em mang!

The Flattest Pancake · 06-25-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Oh gosh I hope you're safe. Make sure you cling tightly to your blankie and we'll send a team of Navy SEALs to your location ASAP.

WTF? One, I don't have a blanket. Two, I live in an area were servere thunderstorm's aren't rare. And three, what do you take me for? A 5 year old who hates thunderstorms, had a pathetic little blanket that he carries around and acts like the thinks it's the end of the world? Feh! I'd rather lick the my toilet seat and scream,"I'm a crazy nutjob!", than be called a blanket obsessed 5 year old who can't sing his ABCs correctly.

Dizzy · 06-25-2009, 03:55 PM

*Ace Mercury USED SARCASM*
*BOTVGH Fan EVADED*

06-15-2009, 04:59 PM	#1
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	"Natural Disaster! LET'S GO TO SUBWAY!!!" Yay there's a tornado warning...and yes we're stuck inside a basement of a student centre where there's conveniently a subway. naturally, business spiked with people who don't know that we close at 4 so naturally at 2 PM we're trying to clean everything only to have a bunch of future freshmen splashing soda all over the stuff we cleaned and write in customer complaints about why everything's not stocked at 4 PM or why there're only three people working. -_- Another thing...CSU, why on EARTH do you tell everyone to go to the LSC basement and not the Clark basement?! The LSC basement's gonna be underwater in minutes if we get another flood on campus! The Clark Building's practically a bank vault! Bonus complaint: Hey, you who flooded the bathroom this morning...Paper Towels go in the trash! Not on the floor, not in the sink, not in the toilet, the trash!

06-15-2009, 05:10 PM	#2
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	why would you clean a restaurant two hours before it closes

06-15-2009, 05:14 PM	#3
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Yeah. No one else is going in. Many restaurants around my house aren't clean for days! Even I know that. EDIT: Plus how is a Subway the best place to go during a TORNADO warning? Listen, i'd just go there to get some stuff, but if a tornado's coming, go to a HARD STABLE BUILDING! It's that simple!

06-15-2009, 05:20 PM	#4
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	^ are you trying to be sarcastic? Of course you should clean. Having to clean after 2 PM is natural in a place that still has two hours open. Also: during tornado - basement subway - in basement

06-15-2009, 05:26 PM	#5
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Yes, i'm being sarcastic. Otherwise I wouldn't go to a restaurant for the rest of my life!

06-15-2009, 05:41 PM	#6
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Well, you could close on account of Natural Disaster, and all. ....You can't do that, can you?

06-15-2009, 06:01 PM	#8
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Ooooooooooookkkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy...so when are you going to leave? Did you just say you were leaving tommorow morning at 9am?

06-15-2009, 06:49 PM	#9
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	During the worst blizzard on record we tunneled to little kings for sammiches. They were stranded as well, but remained open past their normal hours and earned lifetime customers.

06-15-2009, 07:14 PM	#10
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Cool! I never knew blizzards were so much fun.

06-15-2009, 10:53 PM	#12
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	What are you still doing in school on campus? Taking summer courses?

06-15-2009, 11:09 PM	#13
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	...he works at Subway...

06-16-2009, 10:16 AM	#15
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	^Lol uhh work at any other place. I just didn't understand if you worked there or went to school still.

06-25-2009, 02:21 PM	#16
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Speaking of natural stuff, I got a servere thunderstorm in my area.

06-25-2009, 02:45 PM	#17
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Oh gosh I hope you're safe. Make sure you cling tightly to your blankie and we'll send a team of Navy SEALs to your location ASAP.

06-25-2009, 03:23 PM	#18
Pyropunk Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Gender: Posts: 367 Thanks: 139 Thanked 26 Times in 25 Posts	DUDE, of COURSE people are going to a Subway when there's a storm... them bitches are hungry lil college students that now can't make food in their lil dorms!!! poor students... feed 'em mang!

06-25-2009, 03:55 PM	#20
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Ace Mercury USED SARCASM BOTVGH Fan EVADED