I'm not saying I hate him, i'm just saying he is annoying!

The Flattest Pancake · 07-06-2009, 06:58 AM

Here's the story. It began on July 2nd and I was over at my friends house with my two bros,(one of them Mariominister) and we were playing tackle football. Well, our little bro never played football with kids, only our dad. So, our friend offered him a lesson. And of course, he replied, "Yes".
So they got into position, my little bro did the, "HUT!" thing, and we were off. Now I was guarding my bro,(Mariominister) and then my friend grabbed hold of me. I then threw my bro(Mariominister) the ball, and he ran. Then our friend realesed me and started guarding my little bro. Then our little bro went nuts and latched on to my bro's stomach and started pulling his hair screaming, "AGRAAGH!" He wasn't even hurt in the attack.

Anyway, so me and my friend had to pull our little bro off of Mariominister. Then he let go of my bro and went after my friend. Me and Mariominister ran over to our friend and tried to pull he off but he wouldn't budge. Then, he became EVIL like! His head was down, his hands were down, his shirt was bleh! Then he kept pulling on my leg and I try to get away, which I did.

Then my little bro started diving at my leg this time and he kept getting it, but I kept getting away. Finally, we pinned him down and we tried to talk. He said nothing. Then we had no choice but to make a run for it. Although, if we did that, we would've gotten in more trouble than turning ourselves in. So we turned around and went inside.

We explained to our friend's mom about the attack and stuff, and then she asked if she could see him. We said, "Sure", and let her see him. So we opened the door to go outside, but our little bro wasn't there. So we all ran outside and started screaming his name. Then he came out from behind a truck. Then, our friends mom took him inside to talk. So, we ran into the house and ran downstairs to our basment were the PS2 was. We sat down in chairs and just when we were gonna turn it on...BOOM! She says she's gonna give us time outs. Time outs? My mom and none of my family members give time outs. I'm in fith, or fourth,grade now!

So, five minutes later, we were let free and went downstairs to the basement. Then around 4:00 our mom came, and we headed home. Well, after we explained the incedent to her of course. But I can't believe he would do something like that! Going crazy? AGH! He's been doing it for the past few weeks. Yes, I don't hate him, but he is annoying!

***Cosmonautical*** · 07-06-2009, 07:34 AM

If you maybe found a decent place to end a paragraph somewhere in that wall of text every once in a while, I might have the patience to read it.

FlipSwitch · 07-06-2009, 08:24 AM

Here, i'll make it short. We were playing football, my little bro ran berserk, then we ran into our friend's basement we had to sit for ten minutes(I know, that is crappy) And then we went home.

The Flattest Pancake · 07-06-2009, 09:14 AM

Thanks, Knifesaurus Rex! It did help.

chibimod3 · 07-06-2009, 09:44 AM

For starters who writes long paragraphs at 7 in the morning? Nah he's the youngest in your family right? If he is he's doing for attention. I mean little bros always have to nag their older brothers to hang out and get them to talk to them. My little cousing used to do the same thing. I never had that problem with T3H Darkness though.

The Flattest Pancake · 07-06-2009, 09:50 AM

Well, we've been through that he does it for attention, but I think he may just not understand the rules of football. It's either that, or he just doesn't want to play it. We told him to get off of Mariominister calmly, but he wouldn't listen!
Wait...T3H Darkness is your little brother?! OH MY GOD!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Glux · 07-06-2009, 11:55 AM

Sorry my mom's a douche guys.

The Flattest Pancake · 07-06-2009, 11:59 AM

What, did she keep you offline?

Glux · 07-06-2009, 12:09 PM

o_O
*facepalms*

FlipSwitch · 07-06-2009, 05:59 PM

I know it's stressful... whoops! I got to go! There's a t.v show that I like that's going on... GAH! Now! bye!

Luigiman7 · 07-06-2009, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOTVGH Fan

his shirt was bleh!

Win.

Also, -_- to these past few posts.

The Flattest Pancake · 07-06-2009, 07:22 PM

What do you mean by win?

Dizzy · 07-06-2009, 08:51 PM

That's VGF slang for "awesome".

07-06-2009, 06:58 AM	#1
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	I'm not saying I hate him, i'm just saying he is annoying! Here's the story. It began on July 2nd and I was over at my friends house with my two bros,(one of them Mariominister) and we were playing tackle football. Well, our little bro never played football with kids, only our dad. So, our friend offered him a lesson. And of course, he replied, "Yes". So they got into position, my little bro did the, "HUT!" thing, and we were off. Now I was guarding my bro,(Mariominister) and then my friend grabbed hold of me. I then threw my bro(Mariominister) the ball, and he ran. Then our friend realesed me and started guarding my little bro. Then our little bro went nuts and latched on to my bro's stomach and started pulling his hair screaming, "AGRAAGH!" He wasn't even hurt in the attack. Anyway, so me and my friend had to pull our little bro off of Mariominister. Then he let go of my bro and went after my friend. Me and Mariominister ran over to our friend and tried to pull he off but he wouldn't budge. Then, he became EVIL like! His head was down, his hands were down, his shirt was bleh! Then he kept pulling on my leg and I try to get away, which I did. Then my little bro started diving at my leg this time and he kept getting it, but I kept getting away. Finally, we pinned him down and we tried to talk. He said nothing. Then we had no choice but to make a run for it. Although, if we did that, we would've gotten in more trouble than turning ourselves in. So we turned around and went inside. We explained to our friend's mom about the attack and stuff, and then she asked if she could see him. We said, "Sure", and let her see him. So we opened the door to go outside, but our little bro wasn't there. So we all ran outside and started screaming his name. Then he came out from behind a truck. Then, our friends mom took him inside to talk. So, we ran into the house and ran downstairs to our basment were the PS2 was. We sat down in chairs and just when we were gonna turn it on...BOOM! She says she's gonna give us time outs. Time outs? My mom and none of my family members give time outs. I'm in fith, or fourth,grade now! So, five minutes later, we were let free and went downstairs to the basement. Then around 4:00 our mom came, and we headed home. Well, after we explained the incedent to her of course. But I can't believe he would do something like that! Going crazy? AGH! He's been doing it for the past few weeks. Yes, I don't hate him, but he is annoying! Last edited by The Flattest Pancake; 07-06-2009 at 09:13 AM.

07-06-2009, 07:34 AM	#2
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	If you maybe found a decent place to end a paragraph somewhere in that wall of text every once in a while, I might have the patience to read it.

07-06-2009, 08:24 AM	#3
FlipSwitch Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Looking forward. Gender: Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 20 Thanked 21 Times in 18 Posts Blog Entries: 12	Here, i'll make it short. We were playing football, my little bro ran berserk, then we ran into our friend's basement we had to sit for ten minutes(I know, that is crappy) And then we went home.

07-06-2009, 09:14 AM	#4
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Thanks, Knifesaurus Rex! It did help.

07-06-2009, 09:44 AM	#5
chibimod3 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The bottom of a Dr. Pepper bottle Gender: Posts: 497 Thanks: 52 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	For starters who writes long paragraphs at 7 in the morning? Nah he's the youngest in your family right? If he is he's doing for attention. I mean little bros always have to nag their older brothers to hang out and get them to talk to them. My little cousing used to do the same thing. I never had that problem with T3H Darkness though.

07-06-2009, 11:55 AM	#7
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,122 Thanks: 647 Thanked 360 Times in 236 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Sorry my mom's a douche guys.

07-06-2009, 11:59 AM	#8
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	What, did she keep you offline?

07-06-2009, 12:09 PM	#9
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,122 Thanks: 647 Thanked 360 Times in 236 Posts Blog Entries: 3	o_O facepalms

07-06-2009, 05:59 PM	#10
FlipSwitch Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Looking forward. Gender: Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 20 Thanked 21 Times in 18 Posts Blog Entries: 12	I know it's stressful... whoops! I got to go! There's a t.v show that I like that's going on... GAH! Now! bye!

07-06-2009, 07:22 PM	#12
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	What do you mean by win?

07-06-2009, 08:51 PM	#13
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	That's VGF slang for "awesome".