Rules on how to not be an ******* in the movie theatre

Sim Kid · 08-14-2009, 02:30 PM

Or "Why I almost always wait until the DVD becomes available at Blockbusters". This is compiled from the past three years.

-Turn that cell phone off.

-I don't care if the seat behind you is wet with spilled soda. MOVE. You're standing in front of me and blocking the screen.

-If your baby has had an accident or is screaming, get out of the theatre and go to the bathroom.

-Don't change diapers in the theatre. People are eating in here! That's a health violation.

-Don't have sex in the back. This is public. Do you WANT some heckler to dump their soda on you?

-HEY! TURN THAT CELL PHONE OFF!!!

-If you are texting, then the cell phone is not off. Turn it off before the person behind you snatches it and breaks it.

-Don't hold the line up for 15 minutes to decide what you want. You had plenty of time to decide.

-Don't complain about how overpriced the stuff at the concession stand is and then pay anyways. Just go to the nearby convenience store and smuggle in your own candy and soda like everybody else who hates concession-stand prices does.

-Please be quiet. We're trying to watch the film. It's one thing when you're whispering to the person next to you, as opposed to shouting at the top of your lungs to talk to someone on the other side of the theatre.

-If you hate the movie in progress, then get out. Don't just stand in the theatre and scream about how much you hate the movie. There may be people in here enjoying it.

-If you are behind me and you put your feet on the top of my chair, then your shoes will get pulled off.

-The seats can be adjusted. So stop adjusting the seat in front of you. Bonus points for when there is somebody in there.

-Food goes in your mouth. not the floor, not in our hair, not on the seats, your mouth.

-If you can't eat food, throw it in the garbage can please. More Popcorn goes on the floor than in the popper.

-Strollers don't go in front of the exit doors. Say hello to a fire violation.

-I think we need ushers back. Preferably with large sticks to beat cell phones out of peoples' hands. Because that cell phone is still not off.

-This is a movie seat. Not a toilet. The janitors do not deserve seeing piles of **** in an empty movie seat or puddles of urine on the floor when they come to clean the theatre. I know nobody will pause the movie for you to go to the bathroom, which sucks, I know. But if you have to use the bathroom, then go do it in the toilet.

-No not in the hallway. That's not in the toilet.

-Don't leave Popcorn tubs/bags full of **** in the theatre.

-HEY!!! TURN THAT CELL PHONE OFF!

SephirothKirby · 08-14-2009, 02:45 PM

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This is a movie seat. Not a toilet. The janitors do not deserve seeing piles of **** in an empty movie seat or puddles of urine on the floor when they come to clean the theatre. I know nobody will pause the movie for you to go to the bathroom, which sucks, I know. But if you have to use the bathroom, then go do it in the toilet.

There's no way that happened.

Microphone_Kirby · 08-14-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sim Kid

-I don't care if the seat behind you is wet with spilled soda. MOVE. You're standing in front of me and blocking the screen.

1. If I'm blocking you, wouldn't you be in the seat behind me "wet with spilled soda"??? :\

2. If you don't like where I'm sitting, why don't you move??? I want to sit here. >:[

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-14-2009, 03:09 PM

^

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Originally Posted by Microphone_Kirby

2. If you don't like where I'm sitting, why don't you move??? I want to sit here. >:[

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Originally Posted by Sim Kid

-I don't care if the seat behind you is wet with spilled soda. MOVE. You're standing in front of me and blocking the screen.

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Originally Posted by Microphone Kirby

where I'm sitting

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Originally Posted by Sim Kid

You're standing in front of me

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Originally Posted by Mic

sitting

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Originally Posted by Sim

standing

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Microphone_Kirby · 08-14-2009, 03:20 PM

^ Aw, screw you. *throws popcorn*

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 08-14-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sim Kid

-Don't have sex in the back. This is public. Do you WANT some heckler to dump their soda on you?

Pfft, the movie sucked anyway.

Luigiman7 · 08-14-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sim Kid

-Don't have sex in the back. This is public. Do you WANT some heckler to dump their soda on you?

Never heard of this.

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 08-14-2009, 04:21 PM

Probably cause when it happens, the cinemas are empty.

Sim Kid · 08-14-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SephirothKirby

There's no way that happened.

People who work at movie theatres report far worse happening. D:

Luigiman7 · 08-14-2009, 05:02 PM

... Blood orgies?

Bomby · 08-14-2009, 06:11 PM

Stop tweeting and pay attention. The ending to No Country For Old Men does, in fact, make sense and is not "stupid." It's actually really quite intelligent. Don't complain about something you didn't pay attention to.

Metal Man · 08-14-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sim Kid

People who work at movie theatres report far worse happening. D:

Well yeah, consider that Lincoln was killed in a theatre.

Bad stuff goin' on there, yo.

Sim Kid · 08-15-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bomby

Stop tweeting and pay attention. The ending to No Country For Old Men does, in fact, make sense and is not "stupid." It's actually really quite intelligent. Don't complain about something you didn't pay attention to.

Wrong thread?

***Marilink*** · 08-15-2009, 11:35 AM

^I think he was just adding to the list.

**Valigarmander** · 08-15-2009, 03:54 PM

I hate having people in the theater who have to laugh at every ****ing joke, especially if they're really loud with it.

I had to sit near a couple of old bats whose laughing sounded like a couple of geese choking to death. We were watching My Sister's Keeper, by the way.

Panfan · 08-15-2009, 04:44 PM

please stop talking to the movie characters, they cannot respond to your words

though a case of this that happened in which i laughed was at harry potter/half blood prince where there was a scene about Hermoine/Ron and Hermoine was crying so a guy across from me was like "HAHAHAHAHA SHE LIKES HIM TOO"

and then everyone laughed, it was amazing

Glux · 08-15-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sim Kid

-Turn that cell phone off.
-HEY! TURN THAT CELL PHONE OFF!!!
-If you are texting, then the cell phone is not off. Turn it off before the person behind you snatches it and breaks it.
-HEY!!! TURN THAT CELL PHONE OFF!

I went to go see the premiere of Harry Potter 6 and they stopped the movie to play the "Please turn off your cell phone" video, because so many people still had their phones on.

Well, they didn't stop it, they more of played it over the movie.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 08-15-2009, 07:30 PM

Why would texting bother you?

PK FIRE! · 08-15-2009, 08:21 PM

Please take your hat off not everyone behind you cas see past it.

-You stupid dog!

CuccoLady · 08-15-2009, 11:33 PM

^^ I know it can be irritating if the texter sits close to you and is constantly going CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK VIBRATE CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK throughout the movie.

08-14-2009, 02:30 PM	#1
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	Rules on how to not be an *** in the movie theatre Or "Why I almost always wait until the DVD becomes available at Blockbusters". This is compiled from the past three years. -Turn that cell phone off. -I don't care if the seat behind you is wet with spilled soda. MOVE. You're standing in front of me and blocking the screen. -If your baby has had an accident or is screaming, get out of the theatre and go to the bathroom. -Don't change diapers in the theatre. People are eating in here! That's a health violation. -Don't have sex in the back. This is public. Do you WANT some heckler to dump their soda on you? -HEY! TURN THAT CELL PHONE OFF!!! -If you are texting, then the cell phone is not off. Turn it off before the person behind you snatches it and breaks it. -Don't hold the line up for 15 minutes to decide what you want. You had plenty of time to decide. -Don't complain about how overpriced the stuff at the concession stand is and then pay anyways. Just go to the nearby convenience store and smuggle in your own candy and soda like everybody else who hates concession-stand prices does. -Please be quiet. We're trying to watch the film. It's one thing when you're whispering to the person next to you, as opposed to shouting at the top of your lungs to talk to someone on the other side of the theatre. -If you hate the movie in progress, then get out. Don't just stand in the theatre and scream about how much you hate the movie. There may be people in here enjoying it. -If you are behind me and you put your feet on the top of my chair, then your shoes will get pulled off. -The seats can be adjusted. So stop adjusting the seat in front of you. Bonus points for when there is somebody in there. -Food goes in your mouth. not the floor, not in our hair, not on the seats, your mouth. -If you can't eat food, throw it in the garbage can please. More Popcorn goes on the floor than in the popper. -Strollers don't go in front of the exit doors. Say hello to a fire violation. -I think we need ushers back. Preferably with large sticks to beat cell phones out of peoples' hands. Because that cell phone is still not off. -This is a movie seat. Not a toilet. The janitors do not deserve seeing piles of ** in an empty movie seat or puddles of urine on the floor when they come to clean the theatre. I know nobody will pause the movie for you to go to the bathroom, which sucks, I know. But if you have to use the bathroom, then go do it in the toilet. -No not in the hallway. That's not in the toilet. -Don't leave Popcorn tubs/bags full of ** in the theatre. -HEY!!! TURN THAT CELL PHONE OFF!

08-14-2009, 05:02 PM	#10
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08-14-2009, 03:20 PM	#5
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: None of your business. Gender: Posts: 7,155 Thanks: 559 Thanked 225 Times in 181 Posts Blog Entries: 6	^ Aw, screw you. throws popcorn

08-14-2009, 04:21 PM	#8
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,613 Thanks: 2,502 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts	Probably cause when it happens, the cinemas are empty.

08-14-2009, 06:11 PM	#11
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Stop tweeting and pay attention. The ending to No Country For Old Men does, in fact, make sense and is not "stupid." It's actually really quite intelligent. Don't complain about something you didn't pay attention to.

08-15-2009, 11:35 AM	#14
*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,535 Thanked 1,823 Times in 1,008 Posts	^I think he was just adding to the list.

08-15-2009, 03:54 PM	#15
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	I hate having people in the theater who have to laugh at every ***ing joke, especially if they're really loud with it. I had to sit near a couple of old bats whose laughing sounded like a couple of geese choking to death. We were watching My Sister's Keeper*, by the way.

08-15-2009, 04:44 PM	#16
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	please stop talking to the movie characters, they cannot respond to your words though a case of this that happened in which i laughed was at harry potter/half blood prince where there was a scene about Hermoine/Ron and Hermoine was crying so a guy across from me was like "HAHAHAHAHA SHE LIKES HIM TOO" and then everyone laughed, it was amazing

08-15-2009, 07:30 PM	#18
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Why would texting bother you?

08-15-2009, 08:21 PM	#19
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	Please take your hat off not everyone behind you cas see past it. -You stupid dog!

08-15-2009, 11:33 PM	#20
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	^^ I know it can be irritating if the texter sits close to you and is constantly going CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK VIBRATE CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK throughout the movie.