The Stricter They Are, The Eviller They Turn

The Flattest Pancake · 10-06-2009, 06:44 PM

This is about my evil li'l music teacher. I'm not using her name, since this is a PUBLIC site.

My music teacher is the most strictest, evilest, meanest teacher in the entire school. I just wanna destroy her and melt her into flames!

Our classmates even tried to tell are teacher about her, but she didn't even care about a word we said.
One time the music teacher threw a pen at a student. Heh, well, guess what? SHE ALWAYS YELLS AT US IN EVEN THE NICEST TIMES!! Even a whisper, BAM! She screams at us! And the song she sings us, UGH! It's death!

One suggestion: FIRE HER.

Luigiman7 · 10-06-2009, 06:57 PM

What song does she sing?

Panfan · 10-06-2009, 07:02 PM

can't you read she sings death

though i don't know when schools started teaching stuff from the pioneers of technical death metal in their music classes, i hope she sings atheist too. atheist are the ****

The Flattest Pancake · 10-06-2009, 07:06 PM

She sings too many crappy songs I can't keep track of 'em.

And, uh, normally instead of all that other stuff, the songs she makes us sing are, "educational". ERGH! Makes me so mad! Why can't she do something good for once?

And if you mean there's a band called Death, then no, not the band. I mean the songs suck.

Dizzy · 10-06-2009, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOTVGH Fan

And, uh, normally instead of all that other stuff, the songs she makes us sing are, "educational". ERGH! Makes me so mad! Why can't she do something good for once?

Get a better argument, please. "'cuz her songz r edumacational" is not a good reason by any standard.

If she's really getting on your nerves, then tell the principal, or a counciler, or something. Complaining on a message board will fix nothing.

Metal Man · 10-07-2009, 12:37 AM

I'd come over and frighten her with my hideous screeching, but my right leg's on fire and you're zillions of miles away.

So it'd be better to talk to someone who could actually investigate this.

***Cosmonautical*** · 10-07-2009, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by what a girly pdn

can't you read she sings death

though i don't know when schools started teaching stuff from the pioneers of technical death metal in their music classes, i hope she sings atheist too. atheist are the ****

maybe he meant death rock

I mean death rock and gloom rock are both pretty boring as far as genres go

Robotazy · 10-07-2009, 10:01 AM

Keep singing Row Row Row your Boat damn it.

Panfan · 10-07-2009, 10:15 AM

maybe it was a different band death

i recall there was a detroit proto-punk band with that name

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 10-07-2009, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOTVGH Fan

This is about my evil li'l music teacher. I'm not using her name, since this is a PUBLIC site.

My music teacher is the most strictest, evilest, meanest teacher in the entire school. I just wanna destroy her and melt her into flames!

Our classmates even tried to tell are teacher about her, but she didn't even care about a word we said.
One time the music teacher threw a pen at a student. Heh, well, guess what? SHE ALWAYS YELLS AT US IN EVEN THE NICEST TIMES!! Even a whisper, BAM! She screams at us! And the song she sings us, UGH! It's death!

One suggestion: FIRE HER.

lmfao, you'd hate my teachers I had in highschool.

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-07-2009, 12:50 PM

I had awesome teachers, and they were totally cool. One time, we just started singing Yesterday, and she just let that happen. The awesome part was that this was a Chemistry class.

Jailbreaker · 10-07-2009, 12:58 PM

I recommend living for about, mmm, 5 more years, then looking back at this and laughing.

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-07-2009, 02:23 PM

I don't recommend living five more years. I suggest becoming part of the legions of undead, because you get a five percent discount at Brains 'R Us.

Jere · 10-07-2009, 02:41 PM

Instant Rimshot

Not to be mistaken for instantrimjob.com.

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-07-2009, 02:46 PM

Near my university, there's a company called Research In Motion (developer of the ~~Crack~~Blackberry), usually abbreviated RIM. Every time co-op jobs are up for grabs, everyone's trying to get a RIM job. I was never interviewed for a position there, but one of my friends was able to get a RIM job and I was totally jealous.

Dizzy · 10-07-2009, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jere

www.instantrimhot.com

What is a Rimhot, and why is it instant?

1-up Salesman · 10-07-2009, 08:10 PM

I hated Elementary Music. "TODAY, CLASS, WE ARE GOING TO SING FOR TEH KIDAGARDNAHS" And we'd all groan. And then the day would come where we had to do it. And they all hated it.

***Cosmonautical*** · 10-08-2009, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by what a girly pdn

maybe it was a different band death

i recall there was a detroit proto-punk band with that name

that thought had occurred to me as i know of them but ive never heard them

or maybe she raps like death does in bill &teds bogus journey

**Galefore** · 10-08-2009, 09:39 PM

or maybe it's a song that the vgf member death wrote

he probably wrote songs, right

***Cosmonautical*** · 10-09-2009, 09:23 AM

"this sad dark encumbers me/wrathful and blundering/these rhymes theyre so serious/high fever, delirious"

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The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	She sings too many crappy songs I can't keep track of 'em. And, uh, normally instead of all that other stuff, the songs she makes us sing are, "educational". ERGH! Makes me so mad! Why can't she do something good for once? And if you mean there's a band called Death, then no, not the band. I mean the songs suck.

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Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	I'd come over and frighten her with my hideous screeching, but my right leg's on fire and you're zillions of miles away. So it'd be better to talk to someone who could actually investigate this.

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Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Keep singing Row Row Row your Boat damn it.

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Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	maybe it was a different band death i recall there was a detroit proto-punk band with that name

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*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Near my university, there's a company called Research In Motion (developer of the ~~Crack~~Blackberry), usually abbreviated RIM. Every time co-op jobs are up for grabs, everyone's trying to get a RIM job. I was never interviewed for a position there, but one of my friends was able to get a RIM job and I was totally jealous.

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