I woke up feeling depressed

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-16-2010, 10:20 PM

And Youtube is recommending videos to me that make me feel horribly nostalgic. The universe has conspired against me, this day.

**Valigarmander** · 03-16-2010, 10:58 PM

The universe hates us all. It's a conspiracy.

Metal Mario · 03-16-2010, 11:24 PM

The universe is universal in its hatred.

t3hDarkness · 03-16-2010, 11:32 PM

The universe and I have an agreement.

It does not **** with me and I do not give a ****.

Bomby · 03-17-2010, 12:51 AM

If all else fails, be thankful you're not surrounded by the stench of durian. Actually, I have no clue what durian smells like but apparently it's quite an... interesting scent.

t3hDarkness · 03-17-2010, 01:16 AM

A friend of mine had imported durian candies.

They made his breath smell like sweet dead fish.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-17-2010, 01:48 AM

Watch Steve Wilkos; you'll feel better if it's a good episode.

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-17-2010, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t3hDarkness

A friend of mine had imported durian candies.

They made his breath smell like sweet dead fish.

thanked for making me laugh

***Booyakasha*** · 03-17-2010, 08:51 AM

I woke up this morning with a smile on my face and a song in my heart, thinking to myself, "This world sure is a sweet piece of fruit, when you get right down to it." And I went down the street, whistling a merry tune to myself, and ambient music started playing along from out of nowhere, and the grass started to sway rhythmically, and the dogs and cats started yowling along, and the trees and flowers started dancing around in circles. Even the bugs were humming in tune. It was perfect.

And then, suddenly, the music went all minor-key, and the bloodbath started...

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-17-2010, 10:01 AM

I usually get out of bed imagining some upbeat post-punk tune, and by the time I've made it to the shower the pain in my head has returned.

Most days I can fend off the pain with caffeine, and then pretend I'm actually a functional person. If I forget to keep up on my routine doses, though, I start to harbor feelings of intense hostility.

And that's my report about how I save everyone from a gruesome death, every morning.

Vapor · 03-17-2010, 12:27 PM

awww that's sad. Will this help? probably not, but you'll remember it

**Valigarmander** · 03-17-2010, 01:05 PM

I imagine myself getting out of the bed each morning with a loud, hoarse tuba playing, that goes "WHAAAAN, WHUUUUN, WHAAAAN, WHUUUUN..." in line with each step I take.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-17-2010, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Booyakasha

I woke up this morning with a smile on my face and a song in my heart, thinking to myself, "This world sure is a sweet piece of fruit, when you get right down to it." And I went down the street, whistling a merry tune to myself, and ambient music started playing along from out of nowhere, and the grass started to sway rhythmically, and the dogs and cats started yowling along, and the trees and flowers started dancing around in circles. Even the bugs were humming in tune. It was perfect.

And then, suddenly, the music went all minor-key, and the bloodbath started...

That sounds like Eversion.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

t3hDarkness · 03-18-2010, 04:08 AM

I begin the morning (afternoon) with a cacophony of cymbal, trumpet, harpsichord, and accordion blasting the sleep directly out of my head.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-18-2010, 04:15 AM

That would really piss me off.

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-18-2010, 06:44 AM

Go placidly amid the noise and waste
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep
Rotate your tires
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys
Know what to kiss, and when
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do
Wherever possible, put people on hold
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time
There is always a big future in computer maintenance

You are a fluke of the universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back

03-16-2010, 10:20 PM	#1
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	I woke up feeling depressed And Youtube is recommending videos to me that make me feel horribly nostalgic. The universe has conspired against me, this day.

03-18-2010, 06:44 AM	#16
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	It could only be worse in Milwalkee. Go placidly amid the noise and waste And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep Rotate your tires Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys Know what to kiss, and when Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do Wherever possible, put people on hold Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment And despite the changing fortunes of time There is always a big future in computer maintenance You are a fluke of the universe You have no right to be here And whether you can hear it or not The universe is laughing behind your back

03-16-2010, 10:58 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	The universe hates us all. It's a conspiracy.

03-16-2010, 11:24 PM	#3
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts	The universe is universal in its hatred.

03-16-2010, 11:32 PM	#4
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	The universe and I have an agreement. It does not ** with me and I do not give a **.

03-17-2010, 12:51 AM	#5
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	If all else fails, be thankful you're not surrounded by the stench of durian. Actually, I have no clue what durian smells like but apparently it's quite an... interesting scent.

03-17-2010, 01:16 AM	#6
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	A friend of mine had imported durian candies. They made his breath smell like sweet dead fish.

03-17-2010, 01:48 AM	#7
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Watch Steve Wilkos; you'll feel better if it's a good episode.

03-17-2010, 08:51 AM	#9
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	I woke up this morning with a smile on my face and a song in my heart, thinking to myself, "This world sure is a sweet piece of fruit, when you get right down to it." And I went down the street, whistling a merry tune to myself, and ambient music started playing along from out of nowhere, and the grass started to sway rhythmically, and the dogs and cats started yowling along, and the trees and flowers started dancing around in circles. Even the bugs were humming in tune. It was perfect. And then, suddenly, the music went all minor-key, and the bloodbath started...

03-17-2010, 10:01 AM	#10
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	I usually get out of bed imagining some upbeat post-punk tune, and by the time I've made it to the shower the pain in my head has returned. Most days I can fend off the pain with caffeine, and then pretend I'm actually a functional person. If I forget to keep up on my routine doses, though, I start to harbor feelings of intense hostility. And that's my report about how I save everyone from a gruesome death, every morning.

03-17-2010, 12:27 PM	#11
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	awww that's sad. Will this help? probably not, but you'll remember it

03-17-2010, 01:05 PM	#12
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	I imagine myself getting out of the bed each morning with a loud, hoarse tuba playing, that goes "WHAAAAN, WHUUUUN, WHAAAAN, WHUUUUN..." in line with each step I take.

03-18-2010, 04:08 AM	#14
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I begin the morning (afternoon) with a cacophony of cymbal, trumpet, harpsichord, and accordion blasting the sleep directly out of my head.

03-18-2010, 04:15 AM	#15
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	That would really piss me off.