Quagsire

**X-3** · 04-15-2010, 11:04 PM

Everytime I look at it I want to punch a wall.

Just look at that smug smile. Gengar has nothing on it. Just looking at it makes my rage transform into a hideous beast. It probably knows exactly how a battle is going to go, and will "plan accordingly". And by "plan accordingly", I mean it'll go to your house and beat up your family an hour before you fight it. You never really beat it: it just pretends to be beaten or uses an illusion that makes you beat up your own Pokemon.

And that goddamn type. You look at it, and think "blue, probably water type". Then you remember: it's part ground! So your electric attacks? Useless. Better have some grass Pokemon or something: that's it's only weakness. If you don't, you get to go punch it for awhile, just as it planned. It can also learn Mud Sport, even though it doesn't need it. If it ever uses it, it's just so you'll get angry and make a mistake.

If Aizen had a Pokemon, he'd use Quagsire. That's how smug of a bastard Quagsire is.

Metal Mario · 04-15-2010, 11:13 PM

**X-3** · 04-16-2010, 01:49 PM

Click to view video.

Actually a good remedy for Quagsire Rage, doesn't quite get rid of it though. Thanks Metal Mario for reminding me of this.

heh · 04-16-2010, 04:41 PM

Quagsire (the pokemon) owns. look at it. it owns!

Sim Kid · 04-17-2010, 02:48 AM

I got a shiny one. :P of course it's smug.

StarryPeach · 04-17-2010, 10:51 AM

Quagsire indeed fails if you're fighting against one. But with one in your team? OWNAGE.

Maximum Spider · 04-18-2010, 03:15 PM

Quagsire=Dr. Cox?

Leo_The_Spartan · 04-18-2010, 03:36 PM

I thought you were talking about Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy for a second there...

Jailbreaker · 04-18-2010, 03:44 PM

... I don't understand this...

I don't see anything special about it. I've never noticed them being awesome, but then, I don't look at them much. And... that smile? I think it just looks dopey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

Gengar has nothing on it.

... I don't understand that either...

Luigiman7 · 04-18-2010, 10:18 PM

^ smiling pokeman

**X-3** · 04-19-2010, 12:04 AM

This is an emergency. I'm in Kanto, and there's these annoying twins who are all, "We're Kat and WHOCARES! Can you tell who is who?" and ""We're Kat and WHOCARES! Can you tell who is who?" Naturally, I find this annoying and I wave my fist. I'm thinking that they'll both send out some little cutesy Pokemon that matches each other.

They both send out Quagsire. My rage has reached overlimit and is approaching the heavens, or something else that makes sense. I want to punch a wall twice as much as before. God damn smug Quagsires.

Going to fight the Quagsires now, I delayed the battle due to sheer rage.

edit: Okay, so all they did was use Rain Dance and Yawn. DAMN THEM.
And now I have the phone number of these Twins, so I'll be seeing the Twin Smugsires again. OKAY.

edit2: ...so, this other trainer, who demands I bow to his regal Pokemon, throws a Lvl29 Nidoking and Slowking. Dispatched easily, what with my Pokemon being in the fourties. Then he throws a Lvl65 Magikarp. My mind is in shambles now, seriously. The Routes to the right of Fuchsia City are now "The AHAHAHA Routes".

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-19-2010, 01:25 AM

^Fun fact: A lvl65 Magikarp has a glaring weakness....IT'S STILL A BLEEPING MAGIKARP.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 04-19-2010, 04:03 AM

LEVEL 65 MAGIKARP?

TRY SIX LOW LEVEL MAGIKARP. IN A ROW. C*CKSUCKERS JUST SPLASH AND WASTE YOUR F*CKING TIME WITH NO EXP

****ING HATE THEM

Metal Man · 04-19-2010, 12:00 PM

I'm inspired. If I didn't already have a Water/Ground pokemon on my team, I'd totally be adding Quagsire to it, and naming it "X-3 KILLER"

Random User · 04-19-2010, 02:23 PM

Heh, I nick named my Quagsire "Quagmire"

***Cosmonautical*** · 04-21-2010, 08:23 AM

Pokemon: now with the downs

Vgfian · 04-21-2010, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!

LEVEL 65 MAGIKARP?

TRY SIX LOW LEVEL MAGIKARP. IN A ROW. C*CKSUCKERS JUST SPLASH AND WASTE YOUR F*CKING TIME WITH NO EXP

****ING HATE THEM

Yes but speed EVs...

Also Quagz owns.

I wish mine had recover, but since it doesn't I'm going to breed another in HG/SS when I get one of them.

04-15-2010, 11:04 PM	#1
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Quagsire Everytime I look at it I want to punch a wall. Just look at that smug smile. Gengar has nothing on it. Just looking at it makes my rage transform into a hideous beast. It probably knows exactly how a battle is going to go, and will "plan accordingly". And by "plan accordingly", I mean it'll go to your house and beat up your family an hour before you fight it. You never really beat it: it just pretends to be beaten or uses an illusion that makes you beat up your own Pokemon. And that goddamn type. You look at it, and think "blue, probably water type". Then you remember: it's part ground! So your electric attacks? Useless. Better have some grass Pokemon or something: that's it's only weakness. If you don't, you get to go punch it for awhile, just as it planned. It can also learn Mud Sport, even though it doesn't need it. If it ever uses it, it's just so you'll get angry and make a mistake. If Aizen had a Pokemon, he'd use Quagsire. That's how smug of a bastard Quagsire is. Last edited by X-3; 04-15-2010 at 11:11 PM.

04-18-2010, 10:18 PM	#10
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	^ smiling pokeman __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

04-19-2010, 12:04 AM	#11
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	This is an emergency. I'm in Kanto, and there's these annoying twins who are all, "We're Kat and WHOCARES! Can you tell who is who?" and ""We're Kat and WHOCARES! Can you tell who is who?" Naturally, I find this annoying and I wave my fist. I'm thinking that they'll both send out some little cutesy Pokemon that matches each other. They both send out Quagsire. My rage has reached overlimit and is approaching the heavens, or something else that makes sense. I want to punch a wall twice as much as before. God damn smug Quagsires. Going to fight the Quagsires now, I delayed the battle due to sheer rage. edit: Okay, so all they did was use Rain Dance and Yawn. DAMN THEM. And now I have the phone number of these Twins, so I'll be seeing the Twin Smugsires again. OKAY. edit2: ...so, this other trainer, who demands I bow to his regal Pokemon, throws a Lvl29 Nidoking and Slowking. Dispatched easily, what with my Pokemon being in the fourties. Then he throws a Lvl65 Magikarp. My mind is in shambles now, seriously. The Routes to the right of Fuchsia City are now "The AHAHAHA Routes". Last edited by X-3; 04-19-2010 at 12:29 AM.

04-15-2010, 11:13 PM	#2
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts

04-16-2010, 04:41 PM	#4
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	Quagsire (the pokemon) owns. look at it. it owns!

04-17-2010, 02:48 AM	#5
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	I got a shiny one. :P of course it's smug.

04-17-2010, 10:51 AM	#6
StarryPeach Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Somewhere Gender: Posts: 7,639 Thanks: 771 Thanked 343 Times in 296 Posts	Quagsire indeed fails if you're fighting against one. But with one in your team? OWNAGE.

04-18-2010, 03:15 PM	#7
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,549 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	Quagsire=Dr. Cox?

04-18-2010, 03:36 PM	#8
Leo_The_Spartan Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Gender: Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I thought you were talking about Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy for a second there...

04-19-2010, 01:25 AM	#12
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^Fun fact: A lvl65 Magikarp has a glaring weakness....IT'S STILL A BLEEPING MAGIKARP. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

04-19-2010, 04:03 AM	#13
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	LEVEL 65 MAGIKARP? TRY SIX LOW LEVEL MAGIKARP. IN A ROW. CCKSUCKERS JUST SPLASH AND WASTE YOUR FCKING TIME WITH NO EXP ****ING HATE THEM

04-19-2010, 12:00 PM	#14
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	I'm inspired. If I didn't already have a Water/Ground pokemon on my team, I'd totally be adding Quagsire to it, and naming it "X-3 KILLER"

04-19-2010, 02:23 PM	#15
Random User Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Equestrian Republic of Spanglidesh Gender: Posts: 3,562 Thanks: 321 Thanked 195 Times in 143 Posts Blog Entries: 4	Heh, I nick named my Quagsire "Quagmire"

04-21-2010, 08:23 AM	#16
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Pokemon: now with the downs