Not a single a burger place is open on The Fourth of July

Speed · 07-04-2010, 10:29 PM

Seriously, I walked all over the god damn town and I couldn't find a one.

What if I gotta get my crave on! Huh?

Jeez, thanks for nothin' uncle sam.

Robotazy · 07-04-2010, 11:07 PM

They're at home eating their own burgers.

You should have gotten Ground Beef the day before.

**Valigarmander** · 07-04-2010, 11:22 PM

People are supposed to make their own damn burgers on Independence Day.

On a grill. Outside.

**Loot** · 07-05-2010, 12:13 AM

Oh hai I'm a propane tank. I see a lovely grill over thar.

07-04-2010, 10:29 PM	#1
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Not a single a burger place is open on The Fourth of July Seriously, I walked all over the god damn town and I couldn't find a one. What if I gotta get my crave on! Huh? Jeez, thanks for nothin' uncle sam.

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Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,484 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	They're at home eating their own burgers. You should have gotten Ground Beef the day before.

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Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	People are supposed to make their own damn burgers on Independence Day. On a grill. Outside.

07-05-2010, 12:13 AM	#4
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	Oh hai I'm a propane tank. I see a lovely grill over thar.