Some Weird Ads

**Booyakasha** · 09-29-2007, 08:38 AM

First, from our friends at Burger King, the madness of 'EAT LIKE SNAKE'.

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Next up, a can of Pepsi kills Gary Kasparov.

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And finally, the most horrifying coffee commercial you'll ever see.

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These things are why I lay awake at night, by turns giggling to myself and praying for balm in Gilead.

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-29-2007, 01:15 PM

Heh. "Tolerate Mornings."

Auron · 09-29-2007, 01:54 PM

I remember the Pepsi commercial from a Superbowl a couple of years ago. And then AI made a sig out of the Folders commercial. Weird stuff.

I am nobody · 09-29-2007, 05:39 PM

That was undoubtobley the scariest commercial I will ever see.

Frumious B, · 09-29-2007, 06:51 PM

If a bunch of shiny happy people (lol reference) came to me while I was sleeping, I would go get mah machine gun. Same goes for machines that for some reason have the same thoughts and snake people who just ate my burgers.

EDIT: Okay, maybe not the snake people. I hate Whoppers anyway.

I am nobody · 09-29-2007, 07:03 PM

^Only a macnine gun!?!? I was thinking somewhere between rocket launcher and just destroying the area with an ICBM.

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-29-2007, 07:46 PM

I wouldn't. Because it is illegal to kill people, irregardless of how cheery they are.

I am nobody · 09-29-2007, 09:37 PM

^ THEY ARE STARING AT ME AND TRYING TO GROPE ME WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER.

Auron · 09-29-2007, 10:33 PM

^Have fun in jail.

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-29-2007, 11:57 PM

^^ When people are breaking the law, annoying you, you can call a bunch of people who do have guns; I am referring to the police. This is a far more sensible action than destroying your home.

I am nobody · 09-30-2007, 07:43 AM

^ Darn I really thought that was a good idea.

At the very least I'm never buying folgers, playing supercomputers in chess or saying MMM MEAT, SODA. When I leave my burger.

**Booyakasha** · 09-30-2007, 07:51 AM

'EAT LIKE SNAKE' is friggin' genius. The best part is at the end, when the snake-man does tai chi and a burger appears in his hand, and he looks at the camera and says, 'Whopper!'

I tell you what, if I woke up in the morning with a platoon of hideous manic orange hobgoblins standing over me, singing and emitting butterflies from their leering maws, I'd shoot first and ask questions not at all. And there's not a judge in the state that'd convict me, either.

I am nobody · 09-30-2007, 08:28 AM

^ Exactly there was a guy in a subdivision in IL that shot a drunk guy who walked into the wrong home ( it's a subdivision they all look the same ) with a crossbow. He killed the guy and was not convicted of anything.THe same would happen to these people who are clearly on something coming into your home, pulling you out of bed and touching in the shower.

EDIT: MORE BAD ADS!!!

Very dumb Zelda commercial

And some of this was photoshoped but still.....

Billboards!

SECOND EDIT: Since nobodys posting it's time for....STILL MORE BAD ADS!!!

This is for mosquito bite medicine:

um... dancing scratching mosquto medicene!

Here you see LoZ meets the puppet master and High School Musical. It's a scary as it sounds.

Scary.

Bad guys are nice to direct tv owners?

Crhistmas Time!

This is why I should buy an X-box?

Looks fun though

And over here you can see people who are afraid of both small and big spaces!

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***CaptHayfever*** · 10-01-2007, 11:45 AM

^^Bingo.
Not to mention that they sounded like some unholy perversion of the usually-sublime Polyphonic Spree.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

I am nobody · 10-01-2007, 04:26 PM

Oh well my other post was completly ignored so I will post more bad ads.

This is why Atari went broke. They scared everyone away with theses ads.

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This is a video game ad.

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Get a new Kirby today! · 10-01-2007, 06:01 PM

Agoraphobic

Claustrophobic

Frumious B, · 10-01-2007, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by i_am_nobody

This is why Atari went broke. They scared everyone away with theses ads.

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First off, Atari was the biggest seller at the time. Second, those ads aren't remotely scary.

Maynard James Keenan · 10-01-2007, 07:08 PM

The only weird ad was the one with the guy talking about impressing the "ladies."

I am nobody · 10-01-2007, 07:09 PM

^^I didn't mean scary as in a horror movie.

09-29-2007, 06:51 PM	#5
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 212 Times in 141 Posts Points: 7,999.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,371.84 Donate	If a bunch of shiny happy people (lol reference) came to me while I was sleeping, I would go get mah machine gun. Same goes for machines that for some reason have the same thoughts and snake people who just ate my burgers. EDIT: Okay, maybe not the snake people. I hate Whoppers anyway. Last edited by Frumious B.; 09-30-2007 at 11:33 AM.

09-29-2007, 07:46 PM	#7
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09-30-2007, 07:51 AM	#12
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 7,129 Thanks: 92 Thanked 524 Times in 288 Posts Points: 17,030.71 Bank: 55,546.50 Total Points: 72,577.21 Donate	'EAT LIKE SNAKE' is friggin' genius. The best part is at the end, when the snake-man does tai chi and a burger appears in his hand, and he looks at the camera and says, 'Whopper!' I tell you what, if I woke up in the morning with a platoon of hideous manic orange hobgoblins standing over me, singing and emitting butterflies from their leering maws, I'd shoot first and ask questions not at all. And there's not a judge in the state that'd convict me, either. __________________ Boo--beware, he lives

09-29-2007, 01:15 PM	#2
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09-29-2007, 01:54 PM	#3
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender: Posts: 5,833 Thanks: 6 Thanked 204 Times in 131 Posts Points: 4,853.30 Bank: 526,045.47 Total Points: 530,898.77 Donate	I remember the Pepsi commercial from a Superbowl a couple of years ago. And then AI made a sig out of the Folders commercial. Weird stuff.

09-29-2007, 05:39 PM	#4
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09-29-2007, 07:03 PM	#6
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09-29-2007, 09:37 PM	#8
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09-29-2007, 10:33 PM	#9
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09-29-2007, 11:57 PM	#10
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,168 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,645 Times in 836 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,005.89 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,569.92 Donate	^^ When people are breaking the law, annoying you, you can call a bunch of people who do have guns; I am referring to the police. This is a far more sensible action than destroying your home.

09-30-2007, 07:43 AM	#11
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,805 Thanks: 169 Thanked 215 Times in 139 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 6,003.89 Bank: 24,672.89 Total Points: 30,676.78 Donate	^ Darn I really thought that was a good idea. At the very least I'm never buying folgers, playing supercomputers in chess or saying MMM MEAT, SODA. When I leave my burger.

10-01-2007, 11:45 AM	#14
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10-01-2007, 06:01 PM	#16
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10-01-2007, 07:08 PM	#18
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10-01-2007, 07:09 PM	#19
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