Some Weird Ads

***Booyakasha*** · 09-29-2007, 08:38 AM

First, from our friends at Burger King, the madness of 'EAT LIKE SNAKE'.

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Next up, a can of Pepsi kills Gary Kasparov.

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And finally, the most horrifying coffee commercial you'll ever see.

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These things are why I lay awake at night, by turns giggling to myself and praying for balm in Gilead.

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-29-2007, 01:15 PM

Heh. "Tolerate Mornings."

Auron · 09-29-2007, 01:54 PM

I remember the Pepsi commercial from a Superbowl a couple of years ago. And then AI made a sig out of the Folders commercial. Weird stuff.

I am nobody · 09-29-2007, 05:39 PM

That was undoubtobley the scariest commercial I will ever see.

Frumie · 09-29-2007, 06:51 PM

If a bunch of shiny happy people (lol reference) came to me while I was sleeping, I would go get mah machine gun. Same goes for machines that for some reason have the same thoughts and snake people who just ate my burgers.

EDIT: Okay, maybe not the snake people. I hate Whoppers anyway.

I am nobody · 09-29-2007, 07:03 PM

^Only a macnine gun!?!? I was thinking somewhere between rocket launcher and just destroying the area with an ICBM.

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-29-2007, 07:46 PM

I wouldn't. Because it is illegal to kill people, irregardless of how cheery they are.

I am nobody · 09-29-2007, 09:37 PM

^ THEY ARE STARING AT ME AND TRYING TO GROPE ME WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER.

Auron · 09-29-2007, 10:33 PM

^Have fun in jail.

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-29-2007, 11:57 PM

^^ When people are breaking the law, annoying you, you can call a bunch of people who do have guns; I am referring to the police. This is a far more sensible action than destroying your home.

I am nobody · 09-30-2007, 07:43 AM

^ Darn I really thought that was a good idea.

At the very least I'm never buying folgers, playing supercomputers in chess or saying MMM MEAT, SODA. When I leave my burger.

***Booyakasha*** · 09-30-2007, 07:51 AM

'EAT LIKE SNAKE' is friggin' genius. The best part is at the end, when the snake-man does tai chi and a burger appears in his hand, and he looks at the camera and says, 'Whopper!'

I tell you what, if I woke up in the morning with a platoon of hideous manic orange hobgoblins standing over me, singing and emitting butterflies from their leering maws, I'd shoot first and ask questions not at all. And there's not a judge in the state that'd convict me, either.

I am nobody · 09-30-2007, 08:28 AM

^ Exactly there was a guy in a subdivision in IL that shot a drunk guy who walked into the wrong home ( it's a subdivision they all look the same ) with a crossbow. He killed the guy and was not convicted of anything.THe same would happen to these people who are clearly on something coming into your home, pulling you out of bed and touching in the shower.

EDIT: MORE BAD ADS!!!

Very dumb Zelda commercial

And some of this was photoshoped but still.....

Billboards!

SECOND EDIT: Since nobodys posting it's time for....STILL MORE BAD ADS!!!

This is for mosquito bite medicine:

um... dancing scratching mosquto medicene!

Here you see LoZ meets the puppet master and High School Musical. It's a scary as it sounds.

Scary.

Bad guys are nice to direct tv owners?

Crhistmas Time!

This is why I should buy an X-box?

Looks fun though

And over here you can see people who are afraid of both small and big spaces!

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***CaptHayfever*** · 10-01-2007, 11:45 AM

^^Bingo.
Not to mention that they sounded like some unholy perversion of the usually-sublime Polyphonic Spree.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

I am nobody · 10-01-2007, 04:26 PM

Oh well my other post was completly ignored so I will post more bad ads.

This is why Atari went broke. They scared everyone away with theses ads.

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This is a video game ad.

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Typhlame · 10-01-2007, 06:01 PM

Agoraphobic

Claustrophobic

Frumie · 10-01-2007, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by i_am_nobody

This is why Atari went broke. They scared everyone away with theses ads.

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First off, Atari was the biggest seller at the time. Second, those ads aren't remotely scary.

Panfan · 10-01-2007, 07:08 PM

The only weird ad was the one with the guy talking about impressing the "ladies."

I am nobody · 10-01-2007, 07:09 PM

^^I didn't mean scary as in a horror movie.

09-29-2007, 06:51 PM	#5
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	If a bunch of shiny happy people (lol reference) came to me while I was sleeping, I would go get mah machine gun. Same goes for machines that for some reason have the same thoughts and snake people who just ate my burgers. EDIT: Okay, maybe not the snake people. I hate Whoppers anyway. Last edited by Frumie; 09-30-2007 at 11:33 AM.

09-29-2007, 07:46 PM	#7
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Put his sense of humour in a safe-deposit box. I wouldn't. Because it is illegal to kill people, irregardless of how cheery they are.

09-29-2007, 01:15 PM	#2
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Heh. "Tolerate Mornings."

09-29-2007, 01:54 PM	#3
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	I remember the Pepsi commercial from a Superbowl a couple of years ago. And then AI made a sig out of the Folders commercial. Weird stuff.

09-29-2007, 05:39 PM	#4
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	That was undoubtobley the scariest commercial I will ever see.

09-29-2007, 07:03 PM	#6
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	^Only a macnine gun!?!? I was thinking somewhere between rocket launcher and just destroying the area with an ICBM.

09-29-2007, 09:37 PM	#8
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	^ THEY ARE STARING AT ME AND TRYING TO GROPE ME WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER.

09-29-2007, 10:33 PM	#9
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	^Have fun in jail.

09-29-2007, 11:57 PM	#10
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^^ When people are breaking the law, annoying you, you can call a bunch of people who do have guns; I am referring to the police. This is a far more sensible action than destroying your home.

09-30-2007, 07:43 AM	#11
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	^ Darn I really thought that was a good idea. At the very least I'm never buying folgers, playing supercomputers in chess or saying MMM MEAT, SODA. When I leave my burger.

09-30-2007, 07:51 AM	#12
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	'EAT LIKE SNAKE' is friggin' genius. The best part is at the end, when the snake-man does tai chi and a burger appears in his hand, and he looks at the camera and says, 'Whopper!' I tell you what, if I woke up in the morning with a platoon of hideous manic orange hobgoblins standing over me, singing and emitting butterflies from their leering maws, I'd shoot first and ask questions not at all. And there's not a judge in the state that'd convict me, either.

10-01-2007, 11:45 AM	#14
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^^Bingo. Not to mention that they sounded like some unholy perversion of the usually-sublime Polyphonic Spree. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

10-01-2007, 06:01 PM	#16
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	Agoraphobic Claustrophobic

10-01-2007, 07:08 PM	#18
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	The only weird ad was the one with the guy talking about impressing the "ladies."

10-01-2007, 07:09 PM	#19
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	^^I didn't mean scary as in a horror movie.