Endless Caption Contest - Page 23

Detective Lilac Bandicoot · 03-20-2007, 11:47 AM

Before:

Attack: 10
Defense: 13
Escape: 3
Speed: 12

Random Person Offscreen: Because of those little girly flags on your nunchucks, your attack points drop 5 points and your escape points go up 13 points.

Now:

Attack: 5
Defense: 13
Escape: 16
Speed: 12

X-3 · 03-20-2007, 02:54 PM

And here's a screen shot of Link fighting a bab-whoops! Looks like this is the wrong game altogether. Though, the similarities are uncanny...

STOP LOOKING AT ME · 03-24-2007, 12:47 PM

Fill me with sugary goodness!

1st: Lilac Down Deep

Before:

Attack: 10
Defense: 13
Escape: 3
Speed: 12

Random Person Offscreen: Because of those little girly flags on your nunchucks, your attack points drop 5 points and your escape points go up 13 points.

Now:

Attack: 5
Defense: 13
Escape: 16
Speed: 12

2nd: T3h Darkness

The whole time he kept thinking, "He isn't wearing any pants."

3rd: spritedude

Mikey: I surrender!
Giant ape thing: You're supposed to wave a white flag.
Mikey:.....crap. *Gets killed*

Kryp: MY STATS WENT DOWN! *Crys*
Blur: Go Kryp
Kryp: YAY!
All: -_-

Pic 53:

Kryp: WOOTS!
*Qual backs away*

Come on down to the dancing score tree!:
CaptHayFever: 37
Ace Mercury: 28
X-3: 15
Deviot: 14
Panfan: 14
Masahiro: 12 1/2
MC Luigi: 13
Frumious Bandersnatch : 9
Antisocial: 9
Selene Starblade: 7 1/2
T3hDarkness: 7 (It's easy to go through the ranks here)
Spritedude: 7
shine dude: 5 1/2
Plasma: 5 1/2
Luigimanultra7: 3 1/2
Jayboy: 3
Codiekitty: 2
Psycho: 2
Linkman DX: 2
Lilac Down Deep: 2 (<NEWB!)
MarioMimic: 1
Auron: 1
Link456: 1
Jigglypuffer: 1
Fireyoshi42: 1
Suprplyr10: 1
VWF_Champion: 1
Mirror Mario: 1/2

Now GO!

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-24-2007, 01:26 PM

No one ever really understood why Joey built his place at the bottom of a skate ramp. All they knew was that he stopped replacing the windows after the first month.

blaziken3 · 03-24-2007, 01:37 PM

Down with luigi up with air

Frumious B, · 03-24-2007, 03:22 PM

HE'S OVER 300!

Deviot · 03-25-2007, 01:20 PM

Ramp Up, Joey Down, Crashing is imminent.

GURU ANT · 03-25-2007, 03:33 PM

And now, today's edition of: Screwed

Maximum Spider · 03-25-2007, 05:33 PM

Boarder: Im the king of the.... *hits ground flat on face* faceplant....

Link CDLVI · 03-29-2007, 01:57 PM

The newest way to break into a store.

X-3 · 03-29-2007, 02:48 PM

Little did poor, dumb Joey know that putting a huge ramp in front of his store made it impossible to get in...or get out. He's been in there 300 days now.

STOP LOOKING AT ME · 03-29-2007, 05:54 PM

YO!

1st: X-3

Little did poor, dumb Joey know that putting a huge ramp in front of his store made it impossible to get in...or get out. He's been in there 300 days now.

2nd: VWF_Champion

Boarder: Im the king of the.... *hits ground flat on face* faceplant....

3rd: Deviot

Ramp Up, Joey Down, Crashing is imminent.

Kryp: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Runs off*
Blur:......Go Qual
Qual:....ok

Pic 54:

En: .....what?

Za Score:
CaptHayFever: 37
Ace Mercury: 28
X-3: 17
Deviot: 14 1/2
Panfan: 14
Masahiro: 12 1/2
MC Luigi: 13
Frumious Bandersnatch : 9
Antisocial: 9
Selene Starblade: 7 1/2
T3hDarkness: 7 (It's easy to go through the ranks here)
Spritedude: 7
shine dude: 5 1/2
Plasma: 5 1/2
Luigimanultra7: 3 1/2
Jayboy: 3
Codiekitty: 2
Psycho: 2
Linkman DX: 2
Lilac Down Deep: 2
VWF_Champion: 2
MarioMimic: 1
Auron: 1
Link456: 1
Jigglypuffer: 1
Fireyoshi42: 1
Suprplyr10: 1
Mirror Mario: 1/2

Tazy: HEEEEEEY!

Maynard James Keenan · 03-29-2007, 06:23 PM

The giant monster burger patty is jumping on its own! We must run!

Plasma · 03-29-2007, 07:16 PM

Unfortunately, the inventor of the "Floating Hamburger Patty" soon realized that his new invention was impossible to cook.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-29-2007, 07:20 PM

"Come fly with us, Ed!"

X-3 · 03-29-2007, 07:52 PM

Nintendo Representative: Cooking Mama: Cook Off comes with an all new feature: if you fail in cooking, your food will come alive and kill you! This all new feature will star in the next Wario Ware game, Wario Ware: Krazy Kookin'!

Mr. Andy_Man · 03-29-2007, 08:14 PM

Cooking Mama: -500 PIONTS!!! YOU LOSE!!!

Me: Dang! Ok lets retry, wait why is the burger all of a sudden floating, and why it has red eyes? ZOMG MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!! THERE MELTING, AHHHH!!!!!

Detective Lilac Bandicoot · 03-30-2007, 04:54 AM

Lilac: OKay. I just lost my appetite. Sausage patties on pancakes? Your supposed to add maple syrup on pancakes! u_u

Deviot · 03-30-2007, 05:40 PM

While the patty looks realistic, you'll be sad to find out it's only a fake...

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-30-2007, 07:19 PM

Cannibals became upset when they found out they weren't actually cooking Mama.

03-24-2007, 03:22 PM	#446
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 212 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,001.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,373.84 Donate	What does the scouter say about his point level? HE'S OVER 300!

03-20-2007, 11:47 AM	#441
Detective Lilac Bandicoot Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts Points: 9,747.30 Bank: 846.73 Total Points: 10,594.03 Donate	Before: Attack: 10 Defense: 13 Escape: 3 Speed: 12 Random Person Offscreen: Because of those little girly flags on your nunchucks, your attack points drop 5 points and your escape points go up 13 points. Now: Attack: 5 Defense: 13 Escape: 16 Speed: 12

03-20-2007, 02:54 PM	#442
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,986 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,339.96 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,339.96 Donate	And here's a screen shot of Link fighting a bab-whoops! Looks like this is the wrong game altogether. Though, the similarities are uncanny...

03-24-2007, 12:47 PM	#443
STOP LOOKING AT ME Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: YOU SAID THAT YOU KNEW ME AND I BELIEVED YOU DID Gender: Posts: 9,247 Thanks: 267 Thanked 579 Times in 425 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 6,577.14 Bank: 74,653.97 Total Points: 81,231.10 Donate	Fill me with sugary goodness! 1st: Lilac Down Deep Before: Attack: 10 Defense: 13 Escape: 3 Speed: 12 Random Person Offscreen: Because of those little girly flags on your nunchucks, your attack points drop 5 points and your escape points go up 13 points. Now: Attack: 5 Defense: 13 Escape: 16 Speed: 12 2nd: T3h Darkness The whole time he kept thinking, "He isn't wearing any pants." 3rd: spritedude Mikey: I surrender! Giant ape thing: You're supposed to wave a white flag. Mikey:.....crap. Gets killed Kryp: MY STATS WENT DOWN! Crys Blur: Go Kryp Kryp: YAY! All: -_- Pic 53: Kryp: WOOTS! Qual backs away Come on down to the dancing score tree!: CaptHayFever: 37 Ace Mercury: 28 X-3: 15 Deviot: 14 Panfan: 14 Masahiro: 12 1/2 MC Luigi: 13 Frumious Bandersnatch : 9 Antisocial: 9 Selene Starblade: 7 1/2 T3hDarkness: 7 (It's easy to go through the ranks here) Spritedude: 7 shine dude: 5 1/2 Plasma: 5 1/2 Luigimanultra7: 3 1/2 Jayboy: 3 Codiekitty: 2 Psycho: 2 Linkman DX: 2 Lilac Down Deep: 2 (<NEWB!) MarioMimic: 1 Auron: 1 Link456: 1 Jigglypuffer: 1 Fireyoshi42: 1 Suprplyr10: 1 VWF_Champion: 1 Mirror Mario: 1/2 Now GO!

03-24-2007, 01:26 PM	#444
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 20,028 Thanks: 314 Thanked 1,015 Times in 615 Posts Points: 123,578.74 Bank: 2,638.67 Total Points: 126,217.40 Donate	No one ever really understood why Joey built his place at the bottom of a skate ramp. All they knew was that he stopped replacing the windows after the first month.

03-24-2007, 01:37 PM	#445
blaziken3 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Private Gender: Posts: 28 Thanks: 17 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,730.69 Bank: 0.54 Total Points: 2,731.22 Donate	Down with luigi up with air

03-25-2007, 01:20 PM	#447
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 952 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,978.22 Bank: 13,450.16 Total Points: 19,428.38 Donate	Ramp Up, Joey Down, Crashing is imminent.

03-25-2007, 03:33 PM	#448
GURU ANT What's this what's this a trick with a twist? Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shhhh, it's a secret right now Gender: Posts: 13,610 Thanks: 1,145 Thanked 755 Times in 438 Posts Points: 25,604.22 Bank: 1,321,885.54 Total Points: 1,347,489.76 Donate	And now, today's edition of: Screwed

03-25-2007, 05:33 PM	#449
Maximum Spider Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: You can kill WEEGEE (Or whatever) but you can't kill LUigi. Gender: Posts: 1,623 Thanks: 0 Thanked 82 Times in 61 Posts Points: 8,713.53 Bank: 1.71 Total Points: 8,715.24 Donate	Boarder: Im the king of the.... hits ground flat on face faceplant....

03-29-2007, 01:57 PM	#450
Link CDLVI Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 38° North Latitude, 104° West Longitude Gender: Posts: 1,763 Thanks: 40 Thanked 58 Times in 44 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 2,922.42 Bank: 20,982.35 Total Points: 23,904.77 Donate	The newest way to break into a store.

03-29-2007, 02:48 PM	#451
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,986 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,339.96 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,339.96 Donate	Little did poor, dumb Joey know that putting a huge ramp in front of his store made it impossible to get in...or get out. He's been in there 300 days now.

03-29-2007, 05:54 PM	#452
STOP LOOKING AT ME Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: YOU SAID THAT YOU KNEW ME AND I BELIEVED YOU DID Gender: Posts: 9,247 Thanks: 267 Thanked 579 Times in 425 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 6,577.14 Bank: 74,653.97 Total Points: 81,231.10 Donate	YO! 1st: X-3 Little did poor, dumb Joey know that putting a huge ramp in front of his store made it impossible to get in...or get out. He's been in there 300 days now. 2nd: VWF_Champion Boarder: Im the king of the.... hits ground flat on face faceplant.... 3rd: Deviot Ramp Up, Joey Down, Crashing is imminent. Kryp: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Runs off Blur:......Go Qual Qual:....ok Pic 54: En: .....what? Za Score: CaptHayFever: 37 Ace Mercury: 28 X-3: 17 Deviot: 14 1/2 Panfan: 14 Masahiro: 12 1/2 MC Luigi: 13 Frumious Bandersnatch : 9 Antisocial: 9 Selene Starblade: 7 1/2 T3hDarkness: 7 (It's easy to go through the ranks here) Spritedude: 7 shine dude: 5 1/2 Plasma: 5 1/2 Luigimanultra7: 3 1/2 Jayboy: 3 Codiekitty: 2 Psycho: 2 Linkman DX: 2 Lilac Down Deep: 2 VWF_Champion: 2 MarioMimic: 1 Auron: 1 Link456: 1 Jigglypuffer: 1 Fireyoshi42: 1 Suprplyr10: 1 Mirror Mario: 1/2 Tazy: HEEEEEEY!

03-29-2007, 06:23 PM	#453
Maynard James Keenan Cooler than you and you **ing know it. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Somewhere, being **ing awesome. Gender: Posts: 12,521 Thanks: 687 Thanked 1,141 Times in 767 Posts Blog Entries: 15 Points: 3,952.74 Bank: 35,739.11 Total Points: 39,691.85 Donate	The giant monster burger patty is jumping on its own! We must run!

03-29-2007, 07:16 PM	#454
Plasma Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Don't you want to know...STALKER!! Gender: Posts: 86 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,022.46 Bank: 2,261.15 Total Points: 4,283.61 Donate	Unfortunately, the inventor of the "Floating Hamburger Patty" soon realized that his new invention was impossible to cook.

03-29-2007, 07:20 PM	#455
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 20,028 Thanks: 314 Thanked 1,015 Times in 615 Posts Points: 123,578.74 Bank: 2,638.67 Total Points: 126,217.40 Donate	"Come fly with us, Ed!"

03-29-2007, 07:52 PM	#456
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,986 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,339.96 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,339.96 Donate	Nintendo Representative: Cooking Mama: Cook Off comes with an all new feature: if you fail in cooking, your food will come alive and kill you! This all new feature will star in the next Wario Ware game, Wario Ware: Krazy Kookin'!

03-29-2007, 08:14 PM	#457
Mr. Andy_Man Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Right Behind You with a Knife Gender: Posts: 99 Thanks: 12 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 5,507.13 Bank: 25.80 Total Points: 5,532.93 Donate	Cooking Mama: -500 PIONTS!!! YOU LOSE!!! Me: Dang! Ok lets retry, wait why is the burger all of a sudden floating, and why it has red eyes? ZOMG MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!! THERE MELTING, AHHHH!!!!!

03-30-2007, 04:54 AM	#458
Detective Lilac Bandicoot Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts Points: 9,747.30 Bank: 846.73 Total Points: 10,594.03 Donate	Lilac: OKay. I just lost my appetite. Sausage patties on pancakes? Your supposed to add maple syrup on pancakes! u_u

03-30-2007, 05:40 PM	#459
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 952 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,978.22 Bank: 13,450.16 Total Points: 19,428.38 Donate	While the patty looks realistic, you'll be sad to find out it's only a fake...

03-30-2007, 07:19 PM	#460
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,168 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,645 Times in 836 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,027.89 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,591.92 Donate	Cannibals became upset when they found out they weren't actually cooking Mama.