Endless Caption Contest - Page 31

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-31-2007, 11:51 AM

"I summon Effeminate Duck Caretaker in attack mode!"
"You've activated my trap: The Eternal Fires of Endless Torment! Your flamboyant environmentalist is going to Hell until the end of time!"

Maynard James Keenan · 08-31-2007, 12:08 PM

Your mother plays card-based video games in hell.

Auron · 08-31-2007, 03:00 PM

Since I have no idea how these card games work, I guess there's only one more use for the cards: Firestarters!

Deviot · 08-31-2007, 06:43 PM

Yugi: it's time...to d-d-d-due-

Kaiba: *smacks him over the head with a briefcase* Enough with that overused line.

I am nobody · 08-31-2007, 06:49 PM

I'm melting!!

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-31-2007, 07:23 PM

WHY CAN'T I USE THE ARM-WRESTLING CARD

Antisocial · 08-31-2007, 07:43 PM

If all else fails, use fire.

jigglypuffer · 09-01-2007, 07:16 AM

All Pokémon merchandise has finally been purged in bonfires, but the priests are far from satisfied.

X-3 · 09-04-2007, 01:32 PM

I play Burning Card of Crappiness in attack mode! It's special effect will autoatically destroy your Persian Ovrpowered God cards! Next, I'll put down two cards face down.

STOP LOOKING AT ME · 09-14-2007, 01:40 PM

*Yawns*

1st: Chunky

WHY CAN'T I USE THE ARM-WRESTLING CARD

2nd: Joker

Flaming Homo I Choose YOU !!!

3rd: Panfan

Your mother plays card-based video games in hell.

Kryp: WHYYYYYYYY!?
Tazy: Because.......It's your Turn?
Kryp: WHAT?! YAY!
All: -_-;

Pic 68:

En: Why are we here?
Blur: Because shut up
En: T_T

Inside my Score!:
CaptHayFever: 39
Ace Mercury: 33 1/2
X-3: 20 1/2
Panfan: 16 1/2
Deviot: 15 1/2
Masahiro: 14 1/2
MC Luigi: 13
Antisocial: 13
Plasma: 12
Selene Starblade: 10 1/2
Frumious Bandersnatch : 10
T3hDarkness: 7
Spritedude: 7
shine dude: 5 1/2
Luigimanultra7: 3 1/2
Jayboy: 3
VWF_Champion: 3
Typhlame: 3
Auron: 3
Joker: 3
Codiekitty: 2
Psycho: 2
Linkman DX: 2
Lilac Down Deep: 2
Geno: 2
Cuccolady: 2
Luigi Fan 950: 2
Chunky: 2 (NEW PERSON! OMG!)
MarioMimic: 1
Link456: 1
Jigglypuffer: 1
Fireyoshi42: 1
Suprplyr10: 1
Mirror Mario: 1/2
Andre: 1/2

C is for TAZY IS AWESOME!

Joker · 09-14-2007, 03:27 PM

Wow 8-bit theater has really gone down in production lately huh?

I am nobody · 09-14-2007, 03:55 PM

OH YAY!!!! GOD HAS TOLD ME TO SPRAYPAINT PUPLE OBJECTS!!! BARNEY IS GOING DOWN!

X-3 · 09-14-2007, 04:47 PM

Bart: Why the hell does it matter which ones I spraypaint, man?
Voice: Just do it.

Deviot · 09-14-2007, 06:53 PM

Spraypaint, the only combination item worth using.

Antisocial · 09-14-2007, 10:16 PM

"Don't have a cow, man."

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-14-2007, 11:56 PM

"AHH! Air Bloopers!"

Sarai and Samiel · 09-20-2007, 10:53 AM

Bart: Could this mission possibly get more lame, man?

Narrator: YOU MUST ALSO JUMP UP INTO THE AIR FORTY THOUSAND TIMES WHILE DECLARING YOURSELF THE KING OF SPAIN.

Bart: Forget I asked.

Plasma · 09-20-2007, 05:05 PM

"Holy Crap! I'm supposed to be Bart Simpson? Geez, these game designers must suck, then."

STOP LOOKING AT ME · 09-21-2007, 10:03 AM

Tick-Tock

1st: CaptHayfever

"AHH! Air Bloopers!"

2nd: X-3

Bart: Why the hell does it matter which ones I spraypaint, man?
Voice: Just do it.

3rd: Antisocial

"Don't have a cow, man."

Kryp:....meh.
Tazy: I AM THE NEXGT!
Qual: nexgt? Are you inventing words again
Kryp: *Writing in a dictionary* yes.
Qual: -_-;

Pic 69:

Blur: This is weird....

NEXGT!:

CaptHayFever: 41
Ace Mercury: 33 1/2
X-3: 21 1/2
Panfan: 16 1/2
Deviot: 15 1/2
Masahiro: 14 1/2
Antisocial: 13 1/2
MC Luigi: 13
Plasma: 12
Selene Starblade: 10 1/2
Frumious Bandersnatch : 10
T3hDarkness: 7
Spritedude: 7
shine dude: 5 1/2
Luigimanultra7: 3 1/2
Jayboy: 3
VWF_Champion: 3
Typhlame: 3
Auron: 3
Joker: 3
Codiekitty: 2
Psycho: 2
Linkman DX: 2
Lilac Down Deep: 2
Geno: 2
Cuccolady: 2
Luigi Fan 950: 2
Chunky: 2
MarioMimic: 1
Link456: 1
Jigglypuffer: 1
Fireyoshi42: 1
Suprplyr10: 1
Mirror Mario: 1/2
Andre: 1/2

Get your NEXGT on

Qual: Please stop

X-3 · 09-21-2007, 10:21 AM

"Hey, stop yelling at her for missing something! It's not like we can tell what the heck is going on either."

09-20-2007, 10:53 AM	#617
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,297 Thanks: 164 Thanked 128 Times in 88 Posts Points: 630.37 Bank: 117,547.21 Total Points: 118,177.58 Donate	Ouch. Bart: Could this mission possibly get more lame, man? Narrator: YOU MUST ALSO JUMP UP INTO THE AIR FORTY THOUSAND TIMES WHILE DECLARING YOURSELF THE KING OF SPAIN. Bart: Forget I asked.

08-31-2007, 11:51 AM	#601
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 20,028 Thanks: 314 Thanked 1,015 Times in 615 Posts Points: 123,578.74 Bank: 2,638.67 Total Points: 126,217.40 Donate	"I summon Effeminate Duck Caretaker in attack mode!" "You've activated my trap: The Eternal Fires of Endless Torment! Your flamboyant environmentalist is going to Hell until the end of time!"

08-31-2007, 12:08 PM	#602
Maynard James Keenan Cooler than you and you **ing know it. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Somewhere, being **ing awesome. Gender: Posts: 12,521 Thanks: 687 Thanked 1,141 Times in 767 Posts Blog Entries: 15 Points: 3,946.74 Bank: 35,739.11 Total Points: 39,685.85 Donate	Your mother plays card-based video games in hell.

08-31-2007, 03:00 PM	#603
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender: Posts: 5,833 Thanks: 6 Thanked 204 Times in 131 Posts Points: 4,859.30 Bank: 526,045.47 Total Points: 530,904.77 Donate	Since I have no idea how these card games work, I guess there's only one more use for the cards: Firestarters!

08-31-2007, 06:43 PM	#604
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 952 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,978.22 Bank: 13,450.16 Total Points: 19,428.38 Donate	Yugi: it's time...to d-d-d-due- Kaiba: smacks him over the head with a briefcase Enough with that overused line.

08-31-2007, 06:49 PM	#605
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,805 Thanks: 169 Thanked 215 Times in 139 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 6,003.89 Bank: 24,672.89 Total Points: 30,676.78 Donate	I'm melting!!

08-31-2007, 07:23 PM	#606
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,427 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 328.24 Bank: 273,473.57 Total Points: 273,801.81 Donate	WHY CAN'T I USE THE ARM-WRESTLING CARD

08-31-2007, 07:43 PM	#607
Antisocial Janitor Join Date: May 2000 Gender: Posts: 9,321 Thanks: 4 Thanked 138 Times in 67 Posts Points: 16,231.11 Bank: 59,671.11 Total Points: 75,902.21 Donate	If all else fails, use fire.

09-01-2007, 07:16 AM	#608
jigglypuffer Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Gender: Posts: 1,970 Thanks: 25 Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts Points: 1.00 Bank: 21,393.18 Total Points: 21,394.18 Donate	All Pokémon merchandise has finally been purged in bonfires, but the priests are far from satisfied.

09-04-2007, 01:32 PM	#609
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,986 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,339.96 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,339.96 Donate	I play Burning Card of Crappiness in attack mode! It's special effect will autoatically destroy your Persian Ovrpowered God cards! Next, I'll put down two cards face down.

09-14-2007, 01:40 PM	#610
STOP LOOKING AT ME Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: YOU SAID THAT YOU KNEW ME AND I BELIEVED YOU DID Gender: Posts: 9,247 Thanks: 267 Thanked 579 Times in 425 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 6,567.14 Bank: 74,653.97 Total Points: 81,221.10 Donate	Yawns 1st: Chunky WHY CAN'T I USE THE ARM-WRESTLING CARD 2nd: Joker Flaming Homo I Choose YOU !!! 3rd: Panfan Your mother plays card-based video games in hell. Kryp: WHYYYYYYYY!? Tazy: Because.......It's your Turn? Kryp: WHAT?! YAY! All: -_-; Pic 68: En: Why are we here? Blur: Because shut up En: T_T Inside my Score!: CaptHayFever: 39 Ace Mercury: 33 1/2 X-3: 20 1/2 Panfan: 16 1/2 Deviot: 15 1/2 Masahiro: 14 1/2 MC Luigi: 13 Antisocial: 13 Plasma: 12 Selene Starblade: 10 1/2 Frumious Bandersnatch : 10 T3hDarkness: 7 Spritedude: 7 shine dude: 5 1/2 Luigimanultra7: 3 1/2 Jayboy: 3 VWF_Champion: 3 Typhlame: 3 Auron: 3 Joker: 3 Codiekitty: 2 Psycho: 2 Linkman DX: 2 Lilac Down Deep: 2 Geno: 2 Cuccolady: 2 Luigi Fan 950: 2 Chunky: 2 (NEW PERSON! OMG!) MarioMimic: 1 Link456: 1 Jigglypuffer: 1 Fireyoshi42: 1 Suprplyr10: 1 Mirror Mario: 1/2 Andre: 1/2 C is for TAZY IS AWESOME!

09-14-2007, 03:27 PM	#611
Joker Lord of Vampires / God of Vengeance Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 10,477 Thanks: 2,710 Thanked 406 Times in 263 Posts Blog Entries: 6 Points: 2,656.20 Bank: 36,521.88 Total Points: 39,178.08 Donate	Wow 8-bit theater has really gone down in production lately huh?

09-14-2007, 03:55 PM	#612
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,805 Thanks: 169 Thanked 215 Times in 139 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 6,003.89 Bank: 24,672.89 Total Points: 30,676.78 Donate	OH YAY!!!! GOD HAS TOLD ME TO SPRAYPAINT PUPLE OBJECTS!!! BARNEY IS GOING DOWN!

09-14-2007, 04:47 PM	#613
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,986 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,339.96 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,339.96 Donate	Bart: Why the hell does it matter which ones I spraypaint, man? Voice: Just do it.

09-14-2007, 06:53 PM	#614
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 952 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,978.22 Bank: 13,450.16 Total Points: 19,428.38 Donate	Spraypaint, the only combination item worth using.

09-14-2007, 10:16 PM	#615
Antisocial Janitor Join Date: May 2000 Gender: Posts: 9,321 Thanks: 4 Thanked 138 Times in 67 Posts Points: 16,231.11 Bank: 59,671.11 Total Points: 75,902.21 Donate	"Don't have a cow, man."

09-14-2007, 11:56 PM	#616
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 20,028 Thanks: 314 Thanked 1,015 Times in 615 Posts Points: 123,578.74 Bank: 2,638.67 Total Points: 126,217.40 Donate	"AHH! Air Bloopers!"

09-20-2007, 05:05 PM	#618
Plasma Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Don't you want to know...STALKER!! Gender: Posts: 86 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,022.46 Bank: 2,261.15 Total Points: 4,283.61 Donate	"Holy Crap! I'm supposed to be Bart Simpson? Geez, these game designers must suck, then."

09-21-2007, 10:03 AM	#619
STOP LOOKING AT ME Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: YOU SAID THAT YOU KNEW ME AND I BELIEVED YOU DID Gender: Posts: 9,247 Thanks: 267 Thanked 579 Times in 425 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 6,567.14 Bank: 74,653.97 Total Points: 81,221.10 Donate	Tick-Tock 1st: CaptHayfever "AHH! Air Bloopers!" 2nd: X-3 Bart: Why the hell does it matter which ones I spraypaint, man? Voice: Just do it. 3rd: Antisocial "Don't have a cow, man." Kryp:....meh. Tazy: I AM THE NEXGT! Qual: nexgt? Are you inventing words again Kryp: Writing in a dictionary yes. Qual: -_-; Pic 69: Blur: This is weird.... NEXGT!: CaptHayFever: 41 Ace Mercury: 33 1/2 X-3: 21 1/2 Panfan: 16 1/2 Deviot: 15 1/2 Masahiro: 14 1/2 Antisocial: 13 1/2 MC Luigi: 13 Plasma: 12 Selene Starblade: 10 1/2 Frumious Bandersnatch : 10 T3hDarkness: 7 Spritedude: 7 shine dude: 5 1/2 Luigimanultra7: 3 1/2 Jayboy: 3 VWF_Champion: 3 Typhlame: 3 Auron: 3 Joker: 3 Codiekitty: 2 Psycho: 2 Linkman DX: 2 Lilac Down Deep: 2 Geno: 2 Cuccolady: 2 Luigi Fan 950: 2 Chunky: 2 MarioMimic: 1 Link456: 1 Jigglypuffer: 1 Fireyoshi42: 1 Suprplyr10: 1 Mirror Mario: 1/2 Andre: 1/2 Get your NEXGT on Qual: Please stop

09-21-2007, 10:21 AM	#620
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,986 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,339.96 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,339.96 Donate	"Hey, stop yelling at her for missing something! It's not like we can tell what the heck is going on either."