N00b Questions

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 04-26-2005, 03:55 PM

This is a game. I got this idea from gamefaqs, and decided to try it out here for some laughs. Bascially, ask a stupid/n00b question for the game listed. Keep away from questions like "is this game edible" or "how do you press start". The questions should be related to the actual game.

I'll start with 2 games this time.

Pikmin
Animal Crossing

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-27-2005, 12:09 AM

how do i thro a pokeball at the pikmin?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

thunt · 04-27-2005, 01:53 PM

how do u unlok the gold pikin? i herd they r relly powrful and kill evrything

Fishmael · 04-27-2005, 06:40 PM

Err, uh, hel...hello everyone. My name's Bob and, uh, I've just been wondering, uh, about how I turn this game on? I put the Animal disc in then slowly danced for it...big mistake. How do I turn this thing on?

N Kong · 04-27-2005, 08:53 PM

What color is the red pikmin?

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-27-2005, 09:13 PM

i know this isnt a question but i just beat animal crossing everyone tell me how great i am

qwertyuiop · 04-28-2005, 01:30 PM

how com no mattterr how manny Pikkmen I pheeedd the monsterss eye cant beet the levvel??

Sonic 5 · 04-28-2005, 02:14 PM

Hw do I py 4 mi house?!1!

Chunky Kong12345 · 04-28-2005, 05:29 PM

y do my pikemon always dye when tey goes into teh waterszz??????//

**NintendoNut** · 04-29-2005, 02:46 PM

when i lik reset mi animul crosin tehn i trun it bcak on tihs gy lik comes on adn gets angree wif me wut do i do?/

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 04-30-2005, 08:43 AM

hwo du i catck a feeri 2 riturn mi helth in animul krosing?/ [img]tongue.gif[/img]

thunt · 04-30-2005, 09:31 AM

how du i kil teh roler boss in pikin? he always skwises my pikin my freind saz yu need purpel pikin but the dum@$$ shuld now yu cant get them to the puddel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandon2390 · 04-30-2005, 10:40 AM

y is aminal crosin caled dat if ther is oter thins in da gaime?

Donezdude · 04-30-2005, 11:45 AM

duz teh controlir help with teh gaim??????//slash

OcarinaMan · 04-30-2005, 12:00 PM

how do i kill teh $%^&ing rackoon??

DELICIOUS POISON · 05-01-2005, 08:23 PM

TOM NOOK EATS BEES. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS.

Jonathan Good · 05-01-2005, 08:30 PM

^No, Tom Nook is The Godfather among Animals

thunt · 05-03-2005, 09:59 PM

Where is my monies in Aminal Crosing??????????????????????????????????????
Al i get are dum 'bels'

04-26-2005, 03:55 PM	#1
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,822 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 90,293.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 128,993.13 Donate	This is a game. I got this idea from gamefaqs, and decided to try it out here for some laughs. Bascially, ask a stupid/n00b question for the game listed. Keep away from questions like "is this game edible" or "how do you press start". The questions should be related to the actual game. I'll start with 2 games this time. Pikmin Animal Crossing

04-27-2005, 12:09 AM	#2
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04-27-2005, 01:53 PM	#3
thunt Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! :punch: Gender: Posts: 1,117 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,602.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,102.00 Donate	how do u unlok the gold pikin? i herd they r relly powrful and kill evrything

04-27-2005, 06:40 PM	#4
Fishmael Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Palmdale, California Posts: 3,226 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,404.64 Bank: 1,608.43 Total Points: 5,013.07 Donate	Err, uh, hel...hello everyone. My name's Bob and, uh, I've just been wondering, uh, about how I turn this game on? I put the Animal disc in then slowly danced for it...big mistake. How do I turn this thing on?

04-27-2005, 08:53 PM	#5
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Wuzzleberg Gender: Posts: 989 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 496.92 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 496.92 Donate	What color is the red pikmin?

04-27-2005, 09:13 PM	#6
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04-28-2005, 01:30 PM	#7
qwertyuiop Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Poughkeepsie, NY Posts: 79 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 899.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,399.00 Donate	how com no mattterr how manny Pikkmen I pheeedd the monsterss eye cant beet the levvel??

04-28-2005, 02:14 PM	#8
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,065.60 Bank: 0.42 Total Points: 1,066.03 Donate	Hw do I py 4 mi house?!1!

04-28-2005, 05:29 PM	#9
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,146 Thanks: 64 Thanked 339 Times in 242 Posts Points: 4,764.68 Bank: 185,271.29 Total Points: 190,035.97 Donate	y do my pikemon always dye when tey goes into teh waterszz??????//

04-29-2005, 02:46 PM	#10
NintendoNut NinNut Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hold on, I know this..... Gender: Posts: 8,286 Thanks: 84 Thanked 37 Times in 30 Posts Points: 48,019.56 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 48,019.56 Donate	when i lik reset mi animul crosin tehn i trun it bcak on tihs gy lik comes on adn gets angree wif me wut do i do?/

05-01-2005, 08:23 PM	#16
DELICIOUS POISON Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 16,600 Thanks: 555 Thanked 1,597 Times in 788 Posts Points: 7,778.54 Bank: 3,602,510.30 Total Points: 3,610,288.84 Donate	TOM NOOK EATS BEES. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS.

04-30-2005, 08:43 AM	#11
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04-30-2005, 09:31 AM	#12
thunt Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! :punch: Gender: Posts: 1,117 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,602.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,102.00 Donate	how du i kil teh roler boss in pikin? he always skwises my pikin my freind saz yu need purpel pikin but the dum@$$ shuld now yu cant get them to the puddel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-30-2005, 10:40 AM	#13
Brandon2390 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Connecticut Posts: 10,415 Thanks: 6 Thanked 21 Times in 17 Posts Points: 41,706.98 Bank: 1,400.16 Total Points: 43,107.14 Donate	y is aminal crosin caled dat if ther is oter thins in da gaime?

04-30-2005, 11:45 AM	#14
Donezdude Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Starbucks across the street from the Starbucks Posts: 304 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,228.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,728.00 Donate	duz teh controlir help with teh gaim??????//slash

04-30-2005, 12:00 PM	#15
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05-01-2005, 08:30 PM	#17
Jonathan Good Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texarstralia Posts: 74 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,620.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,120.00 Donate	^No, Tom Nook is The Godfather among Animals

05-03-2005, 09:59 PM	#18
thunt Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! :punch: Gender: Posts: 1,117 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,602.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,102.00 Donate	Where is my monies in Aminal Crosing?????????????????????????????????????? Al i get are dum 'bels'