"The Cake" HHH Theme

03-25-2004, 05:34 PM

Time to bake the cake...
Time to baake the caaaake!

*evil laugh*

It's all about the cake,
And how you bake it!
It's all about the LAWWWWN
and who's gonna RAKE it!

It's all about the trash
and if ya can TAKE it!
It's all about the bed
and who's gonna MAKE it!

I am the cake,
You don't wanna bake me!
I am soggy leaves,
No way you can rake me!
I am smelly trash,
No way you can take me!
I wet the bed,
I had to go pee pee!

Look at my nose,
aint it just so big?
Like the runny snout
of a fatass pig!
I am the cake and I am a fool...
When I'm on you just doze off and drool!

Try to figure out how juiced I could be
After all on the roids I spent lots of money!
Don't you forget that I used to act gay
With good ol' Shawn Michaels back in the day!

...

*spits water*

...

Time to bake the cake... (hahahaha)

And no, I did not write it.

[ March 25, 2004, 04:35 PM: Message edited by: Hurricane - Comes in 3 Flavours ]

Dolos Ekans · 03-25-2004, 05:58 PM

Triple H is amesome and his theme music is probably the best in the bussiness

Fishmael · 03-25-2004, 06:34 PM

Triple H would bake a cake, but refuse to job for it.

Bowser314 · 03-26-2004, 02:21 AM

^ lmao

03-26-2004, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kolorado:
Triple H would bake a cake, but refuse to job for it.

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And lmao on that song!

03-26-2004, 05:13 PM

Ok. ^_^ I gots another one. (that I didn't make up, of course...)

"Sweet Desert" (Kane's theme)

The taste of the world is burnt and bad, its true
All the tasties that I wanted to share with you

As my lovely little cakes, they start to burn
Then the flame returns

Every sprinkle on my treats just melts away
Moist cake turns black and hard this awful day

Finding they're more crisp than soft when I'm not around
When I'm not around, cupcakes turn hard and brown

Give me the one thing that I ask for
Get in me and you could be my sweet dessert NOW

Give me sugar you know I'm after
Get in me and you could be my sweet dessert

When everybody wants some ( the sweet dessert gets burnt )

When everybody wants some ( the sweet dessert gets burnt )
Burnt and Charred and
Everybody wants some
Tough and rough and
Everybody wants some, So

Give me the one thing that I ask for
Get in me and you could be my sweet dessert

Give me sugar you know I'm after
Get in me and you could be my sweet dessert

You could be the sweet dessert
You could be the sweet dessert
You could be the sweet dessert
You could be the sweet dessert

03-26-2004, 06:23 PM

^ROTDFRMMFAO

BTW, if you didn't make these up then where did you find them

03-26-2004, 06:25 PM

A friend of mine wrote them. ^_^

03-26-2004, 06:37 PM

^ he's good!

One question, has he got an obsession with cakes and deserts?

03-26-2004, 06:45 PM

I'd say. XD

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03-25-2004, 05:34 PM	#1
aikula2001 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Time to bake the cake... Time to baake the caaaake! evil laugh It's all about the cake, And how you bake it! It's all about the LAWWWWN and who's gonna RAKE it! It's all about the trash and if ya can TAKE it! It's all about the bed and who's gonna MAKE it! I am the cake, You don't wanna bake me! I am soggy leaves, No way you can rake me! I am smelly trash, No way you can take me! I wet the bed, I had to go pee pee! Look at my nose, aint it just so big? Like the runny snout of a fatass pig! I am the cake and I am a fool... When I'm on you just doze off and drool! Try to figure out how juiced I could be After all on the roids I spent lots of money! Don't you forget that I used to act gay With good ol' Shawn Michaels back in the day! ... spits water ... Time to bake the cake... (hahahaha) And no, I did not write it. [ March 25, 2004, 04:35 PM: Message edited by: Hurricane - Comes in 3 Flavours ]

03-25-2004, 05:58 PM	#2
Dolos Ekans Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mibu Posts: 477 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,314.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,814.00 Donate	Triple H is amesome and his theme music is probably the best in the bussiness

03-25-2004, 06:34 PM	#3
Fishmael Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Palmdale, California Posts: 3,226 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,725.64 Bank: 1,608.43 Total Points: 5,334.07 Donate	Triple H would bake a cake, but refuse to job for it.

03-26-2004, 02:21 AM	#4
Bowser314 Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Abbey Road Posts: 32 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,219.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,719.00 Donate	^ lmao

03-26-2004, 05:13 PM	#6
aikula2001 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Ok. ^_^ I gots another one. (that I didn't make up, of course...) "Sweet Desert" (Kane's theme) The taste of the world is burnt and bad, its true All the tasties that I wanted to share with you As my lovely little cakes, they start to burn Then the flame returns Every sprinkle on my treats just melts away Moist cake turns black and hard this awful day Finding they're more crisp than soft when I'm not around When I'm not around, cupcakes turn hard and brown Give me the one thing that I ask for Get in me and you could be my sweet dessert NOW Give me sugar you know I'm after Get in me and you could be my sweet dessert When everybody wants some ( the sweet dessert gets burnt ) When everybody wants some ( the sweet dessert gets burnt ) Burnt and Charred and Everybody wants some Tough and rough and Everybody wants some, So Give me the one thing that I ask for Get in me and you could be my sweet dessert Give me sugar you know I'm after Get in me and you could be my sweet dessert You could be the sweet dessert You could be the sweet dessert You could be the sweet dessert You could be the sweet dessert

03-26-2004, 06:23 PM	#7
Alex Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	^ROTDFRMMFAO BTW, if you didn't make these up then where did you find them

03-26-2004, 06:25 PM	#8
aikula2001 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	A friend of mine wrote them. ^_^

03-26-2004, 06:37 PM	#9
Nomyt Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	^ he's good! One question, has he got an obsession with cakes and deserts?

03-26-2004, 06:45 PM	#10
aikula2001 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	I'd say. XD