Hospital Brawl: DK Vs. Kahnux

DK · 02-11-2005, 08:44 PM

DK vs. Kahnux (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Hospital Brawl)

Lurch - This match is a Hospital Brawl. On his way to the hospital room at this time, weighing in at 450 pounds, from Congo Jungle, DK!!! (crowd boos **)

[DK comes to the hospital room. ]

Lurch - and his opponent, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Kahnux!!! (crowd cheers *)

[Kahnux walks to the hospital room. Jay Resop is the referee for this contest. DK executes a pumphandle suplex on Kahnux. Kahnux drops DK with a Gorilla Press Slam on the vinyl. (ding, ding, ding) DK sends Kahnux into Jay Resop he goes down. DK with a huge fisherman buster on Kahnux. DK is up again. DK fist drops Kahnux on the vinyl. DK is up again. Kahnux moves back to his feet. Rey Mysterio runs to the hospital room.]

Shane - WHAT THE HELL?

[They lockup. Rey Mysterio sends DK to the corner of the hospital room. Rey Mysterio trys for a power move but is unable to lift DK. Order is restored. Jay Resop gets up.]

Shane - Thank God they got him out of there!

[DK drags Kahnux down to the ER. Kahnux whips DK down the hall to the IC unit Kahnux whips DK into the elevator. The elevator opens and Kahnux's mutilated body falls out into the morque. DK springboard DDT's Kahnux onto the cold hard concrete! DK moves back to his feet. DK with a falling splash on Kahnux. DK is back on his feet. Kahnux gets up. DK choke slams Kahnux. Kahnux looks to be out cold! DK goes for a pin. Jay Resop counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Shane - YES! DK has won the match!

Lurch - The winner of this match, DK!!!

Shane - Kahnux is out of the battle royal!

Tritoch - You act shocked, Shane! Didn't you have so much confidence in him?

Shane - ...

Tritoch - Nevertheless, it looks like we could be looking at a one-on-one match at the big event between DK and Simba!

Saria Dragon - If there are any aspiring superstars out there, I'm telling you: join VGFCW! Get in the battle royal and shut DK up!

Shane - Well, I'm not sure about beating him, but at least you get a shot!

Tritoch - DK, Simba, and possibly others battling for the title on the 20th! We're out, everybody! Don't miss the big event!

[Fade to black.]

Fireyoshi42 · 02-11-2005, 09:12 PM

I have 1 question:What are your guys' attributes?And why does your guy win every match?

DK · 02-11-2005, 10:26 PM

That's 2 questions. Attributes are kept private, but I only have 8 points, just like everyone else in the league. And I dunno what you mean when you say "every match" considering there's only been one real match. But whatever, people are gonna *****. It's one freaking match. Live with it.

DK · 02-11-2005, 11:46 PM

If you want to change your attributes, PM me. But accusing me of rigging the fed will get you nowhere. Only one match has gone down, and you're already complaining. There are only 4 guys right now. Starting 0-1 won't kill you. Calm down. Just like me being 1-0 doesn't mean it's a given that I'm going to win every match from now on. I don't know why you would think that. But if you expect to win every match, you're not going to. Neither am I. If you want to be a top contender, you have to accept the results of a match whether you like them or not. The fact is, everybody's going to lose. Tonight was your turn. Mine will come soon enough. Chances are you wouldn't have a problem losing if I wasn't in charge. Then again, maybe you would. But thinking that I'm holding everyone back because I won a single match really isn't that smart.

Now I know how Triple H feels.

02-11-2005, 08:44 PM	#1
DK Senior Member Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 3,003 Thanks: 43 Thanked 49 Times in 41 Posts	DK vs. Kahnux (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Hospital Brawl) Lurch - This match is a Hospital Brawl. On his way to the hospital room at this time, weighing in at 450 pounds, from Congo Jungle, DK!!! (crowd boos *) [DK comes to the hospital room. ] Lurch - and his opponent, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Kahnux!!! (crowd cheers ) [Kahnux walks to the hospital room. Jay Resop is the referee for this contest. DK executes a pumphandle suplex on Kahnux. Kahnux drops DK with a Gorilla Press Slam on the vinyl. (ding, ding, ding) DK sends Kahnux into Jay Resop he goes down. DK with a huge fisherman buster on Kahnux. DK is up again. DK fist drops Kahnux on the vinyl. DK is up again. Kahnux moves back to his feet. Rey Mysterio runs to the hospital room.] Shane - WHAT THE HELL? [They lockup. Rey Mysterio sends DK to the corner of the hospital room. Rey Mysterio trys for a power move but is unable to lift DK. Order is restored. Jay Resop gets up.] Shane - Thank God they got him out of there! [DK drags Kahnux down to the ER. Kahnux whips DK down the hall to the IC unit Kahnux whips DK into the elevator. The elevator opens and Kahnux's mutilated body falls out into the morque. DK springboard DDT's Kahnux onto the cold hard concrete! DK moves back to his feet. DK with a falling splash on Kahnux. DK is back on his feet. Kahnux gets up. DK choke slams Kahnux. Kahnux looks to be out cold! DK goes for a pin. Jay Resop counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ] Shane - YES! DK has won the match! Lurch - The winner of this match, DK!!! Shane - Kahnux is out of the battle royal! Tritoch - You act shocked, Shane! Didn't you have so much confidence in him? Shane - ... Tritoch - Nevertheless, it looks like we could be looking at a one-on-one match at the big event between DK and Simba! Saria Dragon - If there are any aspiring superstars out there, I'm telling you: join VGFCW! Get in the battle royal and shut DK up! Shane - Well, I'm not sure about beating him, but at least you get a shot! Tritoch - DK, Simba, and possibly others battling for the title on the 20th! We're out, everybody! Don't miss the big event! [Fade to black.]

02-11-2005, 09:12 PM	#2
Fireyoshi42 Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: All I know is that I was made in China. Posts: 1,822 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I have 1 question:What are your guys' attributes?And why does your guy win every match?

02-11-2005, 10:26 PM	#3
DK Senior Member Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 3,003 Thanks: 43 Thanked 49 Times in 41 Posts	That's 2 questions. Attributes are kept private, but I only have 8 points, just like everyone else in the league. And I dunno what you mean when you say "every match" considering there's only been one real match. But whatever, people are gonna *****. It's one freaking match. Live with it.

02-11-2005, 11:46 PM	#4
DK Senior Member Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 3,003 Thanks: 43 Thanked 49 Times in 41 Posts	If you want to change your attributes, PM me. But accusing me of rigging the fed will get you nowhere. Only one match has gone down, and you're already complaining. There are only 4 guys right now. Starting 0-1 won't kill you. Calm down. Just like me being 1-0 doesn't mean it's a given that I'm going to win every match from now on. I don't know why you would think that. But if you expect to win every match, you're not going to. Neither am I. If you want to be a top contender, you have to accept the results of a match whether you like them or not. The fact is, everybody's going to lose. Tonight was your turn. Mine will come soon enough. Chances are you wouldn't have a problem losing if I wasn't in charge. Then again, maybe you would. But thinking that I'm holding everyone back because I won a single match really isn't that smart. Now I know how Triple H feels.