Funny video game stories: The X-Boy - VGF

Jace Mario · 08-30-2006, 04:55 AM

Okay, so I work at the markets sometimes with my pop, see? I went looking around in the markets, and I saw this thing called 'The X-Boy' And this is what it said on it: The X-Boy is the most advanced video game teknology on the planet.
You heard me right. 'Teknology'. What the crap?
Anyway, I bought it for $25, and I got two games for it, that cost another $10, and on the games, one said '4 in 1' and one said '9999999 in 1'. Thats right, 9999999 in 1. God, am I stupid.
As I opened it when I went home, I found out advanced technology is a PSX controller without anolog sticks, a PSX with a giant X on the top of it (The games looked kinda like NES games), and a toy gun that is SOPPOSED TO BE A LIGHT GUN. WHAT THE FRIGGEN CRAPPING HELL.
But don't worry, Im bringing it back and getting my money back.

Skull_Kid · 08-30-2006, 06:44 PM

First of all why is this in Xbox thread? Because it had the letter X in your advanced teknology's name? Second of all ROFL, holy crap thats funny.

Jace Mario · 08-31-2006, 05:20 AM

Thankyou. Well, the X-Boy cover DID have the X-Box logo on it FOR GOD FRIGGEN SAKES.

Link2000 · 08-31-2006, 10:12 AM

I've seen stuff like this at those sketchy stands i nthe middle of shopping malls. Pretty funny I must say.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 08-31-2006, 07:32 PM

ha ha ha oh wow

No offense, but that was a pretty damn idiotic thing to do on your part.

I'm betting the guy wasn't there when you came back?

Lurch1982 · 08-31-2006, 11:26 PM

Wow, awesome, you got scammed with a shoddy bootleg device.

Jace Mario · 09-08-2006, 12:43 AM

Im gonna take it back.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 09-08-2006, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceVK

Im gonna take it back.

Meaning you haven't yet?

I can tell you right now that you won't be getting any money back because the guy is probably long gone.

Shine Dude · 09-08-2006, 09:09 PM

I saw something like that in a store at China-Town. But it was a fake Gameboy. At the top it said

"Nintando"

It looked kinda like a Gameboy but it had 6 buttons on it.

Bandit · 10-01-2006, 09:02 AM

XD

Your fault for buying it.

Demonicus Prime · 10-01-2006, 11:34 AM

Seriously. That's why the developers put the little seal of approval on the damn box, to prevent crap like this.

Sabrilocke · 10-02-2006, 02:12 PM

The OP sounds hot.

Lorem Ipsum · 10-02-2006, 02:44 PM

10/02/06(Mon)14:22:47 No. 323898
>>323887 The OP sounds hot.
VGF isn't 4chan. People actually have names and generally you refer to people by them. His name isn't "OP."

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 10-02-2006, 05:25 PM

10/02/06(Mon)17:25:00 No. 323996
>>323898
>>VGF isn't 4chan.

tits or gtfo

Sabrilocke · 10-02-2006, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beam Yosho the Drunkard

10/02/06(Mon)17:25:00 No. 323996
>>323898
>>VGF isn't 4chan.

tits or gtfo

DUDE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE QUOTES THING. And tits. <3

08-30-2006, 04:55 AM	#1
Jace Mario Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Australia Gender: Posts: 1,466 Thanks: 59 Thanked 19 Times in 17 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 3,872.09 Bank: 13,981.30 Total Points: 17,853.39 Donate	Funny video game stories: The X-Boy Okay, so I work at the markets sometimes with my pop, see? I went looking around in the markets, and I saw this thing called 'The X-Boy' And this is what it said on it: The X-Boy is the most advanced video game teknology on the planet. You heard me right. 'Teknology'. What the crap? Anyway, I bought it for $25, and I got two games for it, that cost another $10, and on the games, one said '4 in 1' and one said '9999999 in 1'. Thats right, 9999999 in 1. God, am I stupid. As I opened it when I went home, I found out advanced technology is a PSX controller without anolog sticks, a PSX with a giant X on the top of it (The games looked kinda like NES games), and a toy gun that is SOPPOSED TO BE A LIGHT GUN. WHAT THE FRIGGEN CRAPPING HELL. But don't worry, Im bringing it back and getting my money back.

10-02-2006, 02:44 PM	#13
Lorem Ipsum Illuminatus Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA Gender: Posts: 8,256 Thanks: 208 Thanked 163 Times in 130 Posts Points: 2,510.00 Bank: 99,512.47 Total Points: 102,022.47 Donate	mailto:sage 10/02/06(Mon)14:22:47 No. 323898 >>323887 The OP sounds hot. VGF isn't 4chan. People actually have names and generally you refer to people by them. His name isn't "OP."

08-30-2006, 06:44 PM	#2
Skull_Kid Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cricket Intestine, New York Gender: Posts: 32 Thanks: 3 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,294.11 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,294.11 Donate	First of all why is this in Xbox thread? Because it had the letter X in your advanced teknology's name? Second of all ROFL, holy crap thats funny.

08-31-2006, 05:20 AM	#3
Jace Mario Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Australia Gender: Posts: 1,466 Thanks: 59 Thanked 19 Times in 17 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 3,872.09 Bank: 13,981.30 Total Points: 17,853.39 Donate	Thankyou. Well, the X-Boy cover DID have the X-Box logo on it FOR GOD FRIGGEN SAKES.

08-31-2006, 10:12 AM	#4
Link2000 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Ontario, Canada Gender: Posts: 8,052 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 15,497.15 Bank: 804.22 Total Points: 16,301.37 Donate	I've seen stuff like this at those sketchy stands i nthe middle of shopping malls. Pretty funny I must say.

08-31-2006, 07:32 PM	#5
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 22,048.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 22,548.39 Donate	ha ha ha oh wow No offense, but that was a pretty damn idiotic thing to do on your part. I'm betting the guy wasn't there when you came back?

08-31-2006, 11:26 PM	#6
Lurch1982 Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Katrinaland, USA Gender: Posts: 9,093 Thanks: 117 Thanked 175 Times in 116 Posts Points: 23,711.56 Bank: 116,262.09 Total Points: 139,973.65 Donate	Wow, awesome, you got scammed with a shoddy bootleg device.

09-08-2006, 12:43 AM	#7
Jace Mario Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Australia Gender: Posts: 1,466 Thanks: 59 Thanked 19 Times in 17 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 3,872.09 Bank: 13,981.30 Total Points: 17,853.39 Donate	Im gonna take it back.

09-08-2006, 09:09 PM	#9
Shine Dude Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sedalia, Misery Gender: Posts: 3,964 Thanks: 81 Thanked 84 Times in 67 Posts Points: 7,260.61 Bank: 177,637.36 Total Points: 184,897.97 Donate	I saw something like that in a store at China-Town. But it was a fake Gameboy. At the top it said "Nintando" It looked kinda like a Gameboy but it had 6 buttons on it.

10-01-2006, 09:02 AM	#10
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,686 Thanks: 184 Thanked 167 Times in 92 Posts Points: 24,580.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 24,581.52 Donate	XD Your fault for buying it.

10-01-2006, 11:34 AM	#11
Demonicus Prime Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I Pity The Fool Who Confuses Me With Someone Other Than YoshiFreak. Gender: Posts: 2,885 Thanks: 552 Thanked 93 Times in 67 Posts Points: 9,611.44 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,611.44 Donate	Seriously. That's why the developers put the little seal of approval on the damn box, to prevent crap like this.

10-02-2006, 02:12 PM	#12
Sabrilocke Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: behind the toolshed Gender: Posts: 3,935 Thanks: 100 Thanked 41 Times in 18 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 22,478.53 Bank: 43,606.88 Total Points: 66,085.40 Donate	The OP sounds hot.

10-02-2006, 05:25 PM	#14
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 22,048.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 22,548.39 Donate	10/02/06(Mon)17:25:00 No. 323996 >>323898 >>VGF isn't 4chan. tits or gtfo