Your beloved and cherished forum member, and bringer of light, has returned!

Mikey · 05-20-2003, 12:45 AM

Yes my loyal fans, the time has finally come. After what seemed like an eternity, at last, I am come.

Here to free your oppressed imaginations from the bonds of the evil and childish enigma that is Wind Waker. I, Mike Peters, have come back to the Zelda Forum, armed with the Book of Righteousness, I have come back to destroy the monstrous creation spawned from the evil mind of Shigeru Myamoto!

I have heard news that the newest Gamecube Zelda game, The Wind Waker, was a complete disappointment to the majority of fans that bought the game. For those who have suffered the torment of a childish and unrealistic Zelda, and for those who must now cope with the loss of a beloved hero, my prayers go out to you.

In retaliation to Myamoto and his putrid LSD habit that helped him create Wind Waker, I strike him down with my own...

FAN FICTION ADVENTURE!!!

Yes, the long awaited story written by yours truly, will finally be posted for all to see and marvel at with awe. I intend first to bring a ray of light into the darkened hearts of the true Zelda fans that have loved Zelda as a mature series throughout the years. I intend to lift the curse of Wind Waker that is weighing down on the heads of these poor folk. And second, to those who have be snared with the evil fish hook of Myamoto and have bought into the new era of Zelda, I intend to save you from this evil. I will do this by showing you what Zelda could have been. I'll show you how great it could have been, how real, how complete, how awesome it could have been.

I was going to release my fanfic when everyone had played WW and witnessed the game in it's entirety. Since I did not know how long that would take, I came here at my desired date. However I saw that the forum was using a tag system, and that the system itself had an expiration date. And so I waited until then... now.

At last I can get the word out, the word of The Hero of Time's greatest quest to date: The Legend of Zelda: The Fate of History

And as always...

Get a nightlife.

Mikey · 05-20-2003, 12:45 AM

Yes my loyal fans, the time has finally come. After what seemed like an eternity, at last, I am come.

Here to free your oppressed imaginations from the bonds of the evil and childish enigma that is Wind Waker. I, Mike Peters, have come back to the Zelda Forum, armed with the Book of Righteousness, I have come back to destroy the monstrous creation spawned from the evil mind of Shigeru Myamoto!

I have heard news that the newest Gamecube Zelda game, The Wind Waker, was a complete disappointment to the majority of fans that bought the game. For those who have suffered the torment of a childish and unrealistic Zelda, and for those who must now cope with the loss of a beloved hero, my prayers go out to you.

In retaliation to Myamoto and his putrid LSD habit that helped him create Wind Waker, I strike him down with my own...

FAN FICTION ADVENTURE!!!

Yes, the long awaited story written by yours truly, will finally be posted for all to see and marvel at with awe. I intend first to bring a ray of light into the darkened hearts of the true Zelda fans that have loved Zelda as a mature series throughout the years. I intend to lift the curse of Wind Waker that is weighing down on the heads of these poor folk. And second, to those who have be snared with the evil fish hook of Myamoto and have bought into the new era of Zelda, I intend to save you from this evil. I will do this by showing you what Zelda could have been. I'll show you how great it could have been, how real, how complete, how awesome it could have been.

I was going to release my fanfic when everyone had played WW and witnessed the game in it's entirety. Since I did not know how long that would take, I came here at my desired date. However I saw that the forum was using a tag system, and that the system itself had an expiration date. And so I waited until then... now.

At last I can get the word out, the word of The Hero of Time's greatest quest to date: The Legend of Zelda: The Fate of History

And as always...

Get a nightlife.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 05-20-2003, 01:18 AM

Welcome back *gives ya marshmallows* I have fond memories of after-hours posts. LOL

Please would you (and anyone else checking here) be so kind as to post your Bios and sprites here.

I appreciate your cooperation.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 05-20-2003, 01:18 AM

Welcome back *gives ya marshmallows* I have fond memories of after-hours posts. LOL

Please would you (and anyone else checking here) be so kind as to post your Bios and sprites here.

I appreciate your cooperation.

**Wyborn** · 05-20-2003, 07:47 AM

I don't know what "majority of fans" you're talking about....the only ones I've really heard from in that nature (meaning that they were disappointed) were Bolt and Metal Mario. Most people (myself included) were blown the hell away. You will have to write a second The Stand in the Legend of Zelda universe to impress me...

**Wyborn** · 05-20-2003, 07:47 AM

I don't know what "majority of fans" you're talking about....the only ones I've really heard from in that nature (meaning that they were disappointed) were Bolt and Metal Mario. Most people (myself included) were blown the hell away. You will have to write a second The Stand in the Legend of Zelda universe to impress me...

Bendo Baggins · 05-20-2003, 07:51 AM

Hi! i'm new--er here!

Bendo Baggins · 05-20-2003, 07:51 AM

Hi! i'm new--er here!

Halan · 05-20-2003, 07:53 AM

Sound the trumpets, hoist the flags, get out the fine china, for Mikey has arrived.

[ May 20, 2003, 07:54 AM: Message edited by: Halan ]

Halan · 05-20-2003, 07:53 AM

Sound the trumpets, hoist the flags, get out the fine china, for Mikey has arrived.

[ May 20, 2003, 07:54 AM: Message edited by: Halan ]

christina · 05-20-2003, 09:38 AM

Finally! With everyone here practically converted to Wind Waker mania and the lack of good shipper debates I have some I can truly loathe again. I feel the burning passion of hatred returning as I type this. Welcome back! I look foward to ridiculing your fanfic.

[ May 20, 2003, 09:38 AM: Message edited by: Taron, Son of Malon and Link ]

christina · 05-20-2003, 09:38 AM

Finally! With everyone here practically converted to Wind Waker mania and the lack of good shipper debates I have some I can truly loathe again. I feel the burning passion of hatred returning as I type this. Welcome back! I look foward to ridiculing your fanfic.

[ May 20, 2003, 09:38 AM: Message edited by: Taron, Son of Malon and Link ]

Mikey · 05-20-2003, 10:01 AM

Though I would like to post it on a website, all at once, I think it would be better if I posted one ever few days or so. I would kind of like for everyone to go at the same pace... for some reason...

Well, I will make a topic sometime today and post the first chapter there.

Get a nightlife.

Mikey · 05-20-2003, 10:01 AM

Though I would like to post it on a website, all at once, I think it would be better if I posted one ever few days or so. I would kind of like for everyone to go at the same pace... for some reason...

Well, I will make a topic sometime today and post the first chapter there.

Get a nightlife.

Legion · 05-20-2003, 10:07 AM

Childish? Have you even seen the ending Mikey? That game had probably the deepest storyline of any Zelda. And that ending was one of the best endings I've seen on a Zelda game.

Sure it was easy. And it was a tad disappointing. But the disappointment came mostly as a result of the hype that came with this game, and it is the price these things have to pay.

I won't continue as Wyborn has already said what I was going to.

[ May 20, 2003, 10:09 AM: Message edited by: Theme of the Day: Legion ]

Legion · 05-20-2003, 10:07 AM

Childish? Have you even seen the ending Mikey? That game had probably the deepest storyline of any Zelda. And that ending was one of the best endings I've seen on a Zelda game.

Sure it was easy. And it was a tad disappointing. But the disappointment came mostly as a result of the hype that came with this game, and it is the price these things have to pay.

I won't continue as Wyborn has already said what I was going to.

[ May 20, 2003, 10:09 AM: Message edited by: Theme of the Day: Legion ]

Ditto McCloaker · 05-20-2003, 02:20 PM

Oh MAN. I wished for this. This guys' gonna get DESTROYED.

Let me get some poppie-corn.

Ditto McCloaker · 05-20-2003, 02:20 PM

Oh MAN. I wished for this. This guys' gonna get DESTROYED.

Let me get some poppie-corn.

Deity Link · 05-20-2003, 02:38 PM

GOD WHY DID YOU SEND THIS CURSE BACK TO US ALL??! THE ONE PERSON WITHOUT ANY IMAGINATION BEYOND KILLING AND VIOLENCE AND BEING "MATURE"?! WHY ME?!?

Deity Link · 05-20-2003, 02:38 PM

GOD WHY DID YOU SEND THIS CURSE BACK TO US ALL??! THE ONE PERSON WITHOUT ANY IMAGINATION BEYOND KILLING AND VIOLENCE AND BEING "MATURE"?! WHY ME?!?

05-20-2003, 12:45 AM	#1
Mikey Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 785 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 997.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,497.00 Donate	Yes my loyal fans, the time has finally come. After what seemed like an eternity, at last, I am come. Here to free your oppressed imaginations from the bonds of the evil and childish enigma that is Wind Waker. I, Mike Peters, have come back to the Zelda Forum, armed with the Book of Righteousness, I have come back to destroy the monstrous creation spawned from the evil mind of Shigeru Myamoto! I have heard news that the newest Gamecube Zelda game, The Wind Waker, was a complete disappointment to the majority of fans that bought the game. For those who have suffered the torment of a childish and unrealistic Zelda, and for those who must now cope with the loss of a beloved hero, my prayers go out to you. In retaliation to Myamoto and his putrid LSD habit that helped him create Wind Waker, I strike him down with my own... FAN FICTION ADVENTURE!!! Yes, the long awaited story written by yours truly, will finally be posted for all to see and marvel at with awe. I intend first to bring a ray of light into the darkened hearts of the true Zelda fans that have loved Zelda as a mature series throughout the years. I intend to lift the curse of Wind Waker that is weighing down on the heads of these poor folk. And second, to those who have be snared with the evil fish hook of Myamoto and have bought into the new era of Zelda, I intend to save you from this evil. I will do this by showing you what Zelda could have been. I'll show you how great it could have been, how real, how complete, how awesome it could have been. I was going to release my fanfic when everyone had played WW and witnessed the game in it's entirety. Since I did not know how long that would take, I came here at my desired date. However I saw that the forum was using a tag system, and that the system itself had an expiration date. And so I waited until then... now. At last I can get the word out, the word of The Hero of Time's greatest quest to date: The Legend of Zelda: The Fate of History And as always... Get a nightlife.

05-20-2003, 01:18 AM	#3
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: In a pretty place surrounded by sparkly faerie dust!! Gender: Posts: 28,147 Thanks: 323 Thanked 407 Times in 311 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 126,219.57 Bank: 5,445,770.34 Total Points: 5,571,989.90 Donate	Welcome back gives ya marshmallows I have fond memories of after-hours posts. LOL Please would you (and anyone else checking here) be so kind as to post your Bios and sprites here. I appreciate your cooperation.

05-20-2003, 07:47 AM	#5
Wyborn Zelda Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender: Posts: 12,333 Thanks: 86 Thanked 456 Times in 274 Posts Points: 21,228.80 Bank: 88,927.77 Total Points: 110,156.57 Donate	I don't know what "majority of fans" you're talking about....the only ones I've really heard from in that nature (meaning that they were disappointed) were Bolt and Metal Mario. Most people (myself included) were blown the hell away. You will have to write a second The Stand in the Legend of Zelda universe to impress me...

05-20-2003, 07:51 AM	#7
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Halan Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Tallamasasseee, Florida Posts: 3,009 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 0.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 0 Donate	Sound the trumpets, hoist the flags, get out the fine china, for Mikey has arrived. [ May 20, 2003, 07:54 AM: Message edited by: Halan ]

05-20-2003, 09:38 AM	#11
christina Newbie Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: texas Gender: Posts: 4 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 1,226.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,726.00 Donate	Finally! With everyone here practically converted to Wind Waker mania and the lack of good shipper debates I have some I can truly loathe again. I feel the burning passion of hatred returning as I type this. Welcome back! I look foward to ridiculing your fanfic. [ May 20, 2003, 09:38 AM: Message edited by: Taron, Son of Malon and Link ]

05-20-2003, 10:01 AM	#13
Mikey Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 785 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 997.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,497.00 Donate	Though I would like to post it on a website, all at once, I think it would be better if I posted one ever few days or so. I would kind of like for everyone to go at the same pace... for some reason... Well, I will make a topic sometime today and post the first chapter there. Get a nightlife.

05-20-2003, 10:07 AM	#15
Legion Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Greater Mancester, UK Gender: Posts: 1,860 Thanks: 10 Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts Points: 8,426.29 Bank: 6,647.77 Total Points: 15,074.06 Donate	Childish? Have you even seen the ending Mikey? That game had probably the deepest storyline of any Zelda. And that ending was one of the best endings I've seen on a Zelda game. Sure it was easy. And it was a tad disappointing. But the disappointment came mostly as a result of the hype that came with this game, and it is the price these things have to pay. I won't continue as Wyborn has already said what I was going to. [ May 20, 2003, 10:09 AM: Message edited by: Theme of the Day: Legion ]

05-20-2003, 02:20 PM	#17
Ditto McCloaker Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: SimCity Posts: 3,246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 977.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,477.00 Donate	Oh MAN. I wished for this. This guys' gonna get DESTROYED. Let me get some poppie-corn.

05-20-2003, 02:38 PM	#19
Deity Link Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: USA maryland Posts: 908 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,417.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,917.00 Donate	GOD WHY DID YOU SEND THIS CURSE BACK TO US ALL??! THE ONE PERSON WITHOUT ANY IMAGINATION BEYOND KILLING AND VIOLENCE AND BEING "MATURE"?! WHY ME?!?