Zelda Caption Contest!!! ...? - Page 25

Deviot · 12-15-2007, 03:04 PM

Link may not taste the Rainbow...but when it comes to Rainbow Water, that's another story...

Tales of CuccoLady · 12-15-2007, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Good thing I took off my Iron Boots and put them in my sack, otherwise they'd be too heavy.

OK, this made me LOL omg. Two points!!

Scores:

Capt: 9
Wy: 7
Ace: 6
ian: 4
Selene: 3
Deviot: 2
Kil'jaeden: 2
x-3: 2
CSM: 2
Typhlame: 1
VWf: 1
Ahua: 1
Chunky: 1
readabook: 1
rayman: 1
shadowk: 1
Blake: 1
TML: 1
Daos: 1

Guys, this new rule can totally save you... TAKE IT TO HEART, AND BE FUNNYY!!!!!!!

Man, I just KNOW I'm going to get nothing but innuendo... ><

Start!

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-15-2007, 07:03 PM

"You have fine horses? 'Cause all I see are run-down nags, ya crook."

I am nobody · 12-15-2007, 07:20 PM

I just want my ball back.

**Crazyswordsman** · 12-15-2007, 07:57 PM

"Okay, that was a good job, we'll contact you if we decide to cast you as evil Ingo, Next!" -CSM

The Missing Link · 12-15-2007, 08:17 PM

Link: ...
Ingo: What country are you from?
Link: ...
Ingo: That ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English there?
Link: ...
Ingo: English, mother****er, do you speak it?

Deviot · 12-16-2007, 11:07 AM

Link: Define ride. Then define horses. I'll probably say yes anyway.

X-3 · 12-16-2007, 11:16 AM

An alternate retelling of Night Two:
Link: No way am I have gay sex with you!
Ingo: What the hell? I'm talking about those ho-*Slash*
CuccoLady was Ingo, The Traitorous Rancher. Mafia

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-16-2007, 01:51 PM

"Sheesh. I know you're evil, but please don't refer to Malon like that."

Tales of CuccoLady · 12-17-2007, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mistletoe Link

Link: ...
Ingo: What country are you from?
Link: ...
Ingo: That ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English there?
Link: ...
Ingo: English, mother****er, do you speak it?

2 points!

scores:

Capt: 9
Wy: 7
Ace: 6
ian: 4
Selene: 3
Deviot: 2
Kil'jaeden: 2
x-3: 2
CSM: 2
TML: 3
Typhlame: 1
VWf: 1
Ahua: 1
Chunky: 1
readabook: 1
rayman: 1
shadowk: 1
Blake: 1
Daos: 1

Next round!

Begin.

**Crazyswordsman** · 12-17-2007, 08:54 PM

I now dub thee Knight of Outset Island. Be valiant. -CSM

I am nobody · 12-17-2007, 09:05 PM

Medevil coin toss.

X-3 · 12-18-2007, 07:28 AM

"Christ, Link, stop looking down there, you sick bastard."

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-18-2007, 08:13 AM

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you put your left hand in and you shake it all about..."

Deviot · 12-18-2007, 01:48 PM

Announcer: Mission start.

Link: Hyah, sweeya, ya, ya!

Old man(I can't place his name for the life of me right now): Just cause you have green garb doesn't make you the Green Ranger.

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-18-2007, 09:24 PM

"Your shoe's untied."

ahuambachano · 12-18-2007, 09:40 PM

Old man: What do you want to become?
Good-for-nothing Midget: FIRE SUMO!!! Or is it the bagel?

The Missing Link · 12-19-2007, 12:01 AM

Only after getting whacked in the head two dozen times in a row did Link learn the first rule of fighting: Never take your eyes away from your opponent.

Tales of CuccoLady · 12-20-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazysnowman

I now dub thee Knight of Outset Island. Be valiant. -CSM

One point this round.

scores:

Capt: 9
Wy: 7
Ace: 6
ian: 4
Selene: 3
Deviot: 2
CSM: 3
TML: 3
Kil'jaeden: 2
x-3: 2
Typhlame: 1
VWf: 1
Ahua: 1
Chunky: 1
readabook: 1
rayman: 1
shadowk: 1
Blake: 1
Daos: 1

next!!

start.

Maximum Spider · 12-20-2007, 07:45 PM

Pirate: I don't have a wife, so don't ask me again.

12-15-2007, 03:04 PM	#481
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,727.34 Bank: 11,479.58 Total Points: 17,206.92 Donate	Link may not taste the Rainbow...but when it comes to Rainbow Water, that's another story...

12-15-2007, 07:03 PM	#483
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,809 Thanks: 270 Thanked 944 Times in 575 Posts Points: 118,424.26 Bank: 1,922.13 Total Points: 120,346.39 Donate	"You have fine horses? 'Cause all I see are run-down nags, ya crook."

12-15-2007, 07:20 PM	#484
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,424 Thanks: 129 Thanked 165 Times in 111 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 1,772.39 Bank: 15,312.18 Total Points: 17,084.57 Donate	I just want my ball back.

12-15-2007, 07:57 PM	#485
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,368 Thanks: 587 Thanked 437 Times in 287 Posts Points: 153,606.59 Bank: 56,655.27 Total Points: 210,261.85 Donate	"Okay, that was a good job, we'll contact you if we decide to cast you as evil Ingo, Next!" -CSM

12-15-2007, 08:17 PM	#486
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,753 Thanks: 99 Thanked 317 Times in 215 Posts Points: 16,189.15 Bank: 115,121.47 Total Points: 131,310.62 Donate	Link: ... Ingo: What country are you from? Link: ... Ingo: That ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English there? Link: ... Ingo: English, mother****er, do you speak it?

12-16-2007, 11:07 AM	#487
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,727.34 Bank: 11,479.58 Total Points: 17,206.92 Donate	Link: Define ride. Then define horses. I'll probably say yes anyway.

12-16-2007, 11:16 AM	#488
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,685 Thanks: 343 Thanked 402 Times in 293 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 24,526.16 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 24,526.16 Donate	An alternate retelling of Night Two: Link: No way am I have gay sex with you! Ingo: What the hell? I'm talking about those ho-Slash CuccoLady was Ingo, The Traitorous Rancher. Mafia

12-16-2007, 01:51 PM	#489
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,120 Thanks: 371 Thanked 1,583 Times in 820 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 110,278.54 Bank: 23,924,268.37 Total Points: 24,034,546.91 Donate	"Sheesh. I know you're evil, but please don't refer to Malon like that."

12-17-2007, 08:54 PM	#491
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,368 Thanks: 587 Thanked 437 Times in 287 Posts Points: 153,606.59 Bank: 56,655.27 Total Points: 210,261.85 Donate	I now dub thee Knight of Outset Island. Be valiant. -CSM

12-17-2007, 09:05 PM	#492
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,424 Thanks: 129 Thanked 165 Times in 111 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 1,772.39 Bank: 15,312.18 Total Points: 17,084.57 Donate	Medevil coin toss.

12-18-2007, 07:28 AM	#493
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,685 Thanks: 343 Thanked 402 Times in 293 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 24,526.16 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 24,526.16 Donate	"Christ, Link, stop looking down there, you sick bastard."

12-18-2007, 08:13 AM	#494
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,120 Thanks: 371 Thanked 1,583 Times in 820 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 110,278.54 Bank: 23,924,268.37 Total Points: 24,034,546.91 Donate	"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you put your left hand in and you shake it all about..."

12-18-2007, 01:48 PM	#495
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,727.34 Bank: 11,479.58 Total Points: 17,206.92 Donate	Announcer: Mission start. Link: Hyah, sweeya, ya, ya! Old man(I can't place his name for the life of me right now): Just cause you have green garb doesn't make you the Green Ranger.

12-18-2007, 09:24 PM	#496
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,809 Thanks: 270 Thanked 944 Times in 575 Posts Points: 118,424.26 Bank: 1,922.13 Total Points: 120,346.39 Donate	"Your shoe's untied."

12-18-2007, 09:40 PM	#497
ahuambachano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know: Hyrule or Mushroom? Gender: Posts: 2,638 Thanks: 19 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts Points: 5,538.48 Bank: 820.30 Total Points: 6,358.78 Donate	Old man: What do you want to become? Good-for-nothing Midget: FIRE SUMO!!! Or is it the bagel?

12-19-2007, 12:01 AM	#498
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,753 Thanks: 99 Thanked 317 Times in 215 Posts Points: 16,189.15 Bank: 115,121.47 Total Points: 131,310.62 Donate	Only after getting whacked in the head two dozen times in a row did Link learn the first rule of fighting: Never take your eyes away from your opponent.

12-20-2007, 07:45 PM	#500
Maximum Spider Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Besides Val's bed, but he doesn't seem to be in it. Gender: Posts: 1,576 Thanks: 0 Thanked 76 Times in 57 Posts Points: 5,906.26 Bank: 1.32 Total Points: 5,907.58 Donate	Pirate: I don't have a wife, so don't ask me again.