500 ways to make Navi more annoying

I am nobody · 09-22-2007, 09:19 PM

Hooray I have made a complete and total copy of yet another Gamefaqs post.
Hopefully this will keep this forum from dying.

1. Navi's dentist ( Very very very very small teeth.) gives her nitrogen,

Tales of CuccoLady · 09-22-2007, 09:41 PM

2. Navi... ON HELIUM (OMG)

I am nobody · 09-22-2007, 09:46 PM

3. Turn Navi's head into George W. Bush's head or Michael Jackson's head.

Deviot · 09-22-2007, 10:38 PM

4. Add in Tatl and Tael for even MORE fun!

Tales of CuccoLady · 09-22-2007, 10:41 PM

5. Turn up the volume

I am nobody · 09-22-2007, 11:14 PM

6. Give Navi a clone machine for Christmas.

Tales of CuccoLady · 09-22-2007, 11:30 PM

7. Give her a loudspeaker for christmas

I am nobody · 09-22-2007, 11:35 PM

8. Teach her to speak like the Deku Tree.

Colin Greenwood · 09-22-2007, 11:48 PM

9. Buy her some Soulja Boy CDs.

I am nobody · 09-22-2007, 11:54 PM

10. Teach her opera.

Tales of CuccoLady · 09-23-2007, 12:29 AM

11. give her a pet parrot.

**L007 is Cooler than Dylan** · 09-23-2007, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deviot

4. Add in Tatl and Tael for even MORE fun!

Fail. Tatl and Tael were much greater than Navi and you should be ashamed of yourself. ASHAMED.

Quote:

Originally Posted by i_am_nobody

3. Turn Navi's head into George W. Bush's head or Michael Jackson's head.

... Get cancer.

**Crazyswordsman** · 09-23-2007, 09:17 AM

13.

-CSM

Auron · 09-23-2007, 11:35 AM

14. Give her a megaphone.

Sim Kid · 09-23-2007, 11:47 AM

15. Give her a super-heliumized-Female-japanese-voice.

16. Make her be voiced by any of Naruto's voice actresses - English OR Japanese, they're BOTH annoying.

17. Change her into Colette Brunel.

18. Change her into Shana or Miranda.

19. Replace her with Pikachu.

20. Make her say "Well exCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS!" when talking to Zelda.

Tales of CuccoLady · 09-23-2007, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sim Kid

17. Change her into Colette Brunel.

20. Make her say "Well exCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS!" when talking to Zelda.

pure win.

21: make her UN-VIRTUAL

Marx · 09-23-2007, 08:54 PM

22. Have her talk through the Wii Remote speaker.

Tales of CuccoLady · 09-23-2007, 09:04 PM

23. Make her voice out in her obnoxious voice the incredibly obvious thing she's telling you IN ADDITION to the 'HEYLOOKLISTENHEYHEYWATCHOUT!"

eg.: HEY! Press A to open a door! Pay close attention to the action icon!!"

gah..

Deviot · 09-23-2007, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luigi Double oh Seven

Fail. Tatl and Tael were much greater than Navi and you should be ashamed of yourself. ASHAMED.

You should be ashamed of yourself for interupting a game for useless, not to mention desperate for post count, and meaning nothing, posts.

24. Put her in Brawl as either an Assist Trophy or Playable Character...or a boss.

Sim Kid · 09-23-2007, 10:53 PM

25. Have her repeat VGF-memes or other internet memes, including "N*gga stole my bike" and "It's over NINE THOUSAAAND!"

26. Have her recite every Chuck Norris fact.

27. Have her say the same lines so much it equals KirbyKing's post count. (For you older members)

28. Make her talk like she's in a Youtube Poop...one that just repeats the same half-second-clip over and over...and over and over...and over and over.

29. Have her swear as much as the average potty-mouth-teenager on Xbox Live...and bleep out every swear word.

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09-23-2007, 12:29 AM	#11
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09-23-2007, 08:54 PM	#17
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09-23-2007, 09:04 PM	#18
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09-23-2007, 10:53 PM	#20
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 55 Times in 30 Posts Points: 37,167.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 37,667.04 Donate	25. Have her repeat VGF-memes or other internet memes, including "Ngga stole my bike" and "It's over NINE THOUSAAAND!" 26. Have her recite every* Chuck Norris fact. 27. Have her say the same lines so much it equals KirbyKing's post count. (For you older members) 28. Make her talk like she's in a Youtube Poop...one that just repeats the same half-second-clip over and over...and over and over...and over and over. 29. Have her swear as much as the average potty-mouth-teenager on Xbox Live...and bleep out every swear word.