Zelda Caption Contest...NUMERO DEUX!! - Page 11

The Missing Link · 02-09-2008, 08:07 PM

Once upon a time, there were three little fairies. The first built her home out of straw. The second built her home out of sticks. The third built her home out of... eh... er... very weird sticks... >_>

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-09-2008, 11:20 PM

The latest episode of "Pimp My Boomerang".

Inferno Dragon · 02-11-2008, 12:07 PM

link loved the thought of his new boomerang with the fairy of gales in it. until that dreaded voice echoed from his new boomerang with the evil accursed words... "hey!" "listen!"

Jedi_Knight · 02-11-2008, 01:40 PM

Link : I swear if this freaking fairy says "hey" just once I'll burn her little boomerang house down !!

Tales of CuccoLady · 02-12-2008, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

"Wait, fairies can be stuck into weapons? Man, I wish I knew that when Navi was around..."

And our freaking hilarious milk-spewing winner:

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAN

Link thought it was great that he had found a boomerang housing a fiary. That is, until he heard "Koolo Limpa!", and a fat 35 year old man jumped out.

XDDDDDDDD

Scores:

capt: 13
TML: 12
IAN: 8
X-3: 6
Blake: 4
VWF: 2
Boo: 1
Ace: 1

Now:

Blake · 02-12-2008, 09:22 PM

"Hey, gimme back my lunch money!!"

The Missing Link · 02-13-2008, 12:24 AM

Link was a little annoyed by the fact that Linebeck kept stealing his money, but given the fact that he did Link a favour and boiled ~~Navi~~ Ciela into a nice fairy stew, Link was willing to take the good with the bad.

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-13-2008, 01:24 AM

"Bend over kid. Trust me, I'm a doctor."

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-13-2008, 02:50 AM

The hand-on-forehead trick is considerably less effective when the short person is armed, as this poor putz is about to find out the hard way.

I am nobody · 02-13-2008, 07:37 AM

Seconds later, the fariy attacks.

The Joker · 02-13-2008, 09:29 AM

Strange Man: "Sure kid, I'll pop that zit on yer head for one rupee!!"

Fairy: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

Link: "WHOA!!, HEY HEY!! I DIDN"T EVEN TALK TO YOU!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT ZIT ?!? WHO ARE YOU ?!?"

Inferno Dragon · 02-13-2008, 10:00 AM

Navi: hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen!

Link: I've paid you the rest for last week's bet now get her away from me!!!

X-3 · 02-13-2008, 05:22 PM

Linebeck: Hah! I got yer rupee! What will you do now, bitch!?
Link: You DO know I have a very sharp sword, right?
Linebeck: Damn it, maybe I should have thought about this more...

Tales of CuccoLady · 02-16-2008, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Link was a little annoyed by the fact that Linebeck kept stealing his money, but given the fact that he did Link a favour and boiled Navi Ciela into a nice fairy stew, Link was willing to take the good with the bad.

Sounds like a good compromise. XD

And teh winnarz:

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

The hand-on-forehead trick is considerably less effective when the short person is armed, as this poor putz is about to find out the hard way.

It'll be like Night 2 all over again!!!

...er, yeah. Moving on.

scores:

capt: 15
TML: 13
IAN: 8
X-3: 6
Blake: 4
VWF: 2
Boo: 1
Ace: 1

START.

X-3 · 02-16-2008, 03:11 PM

"Why do I have a feeling that this creepy fellow behind me will sprout when I plant these beans...?"

Blake · 02-16-2008, 04:15 PM

"Busted!!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-16-2008, 04:25 PM

It's probably one of those gag beans where if you plant it, a boxing glove on a spring punches you in the face.

Rayman FREAK · 02-16-2008, 04:44 PM

Disclaimer: We are not liable if spider eggs hatch from your beans either before or after you consume this product.

I am nobody · 02-16-2008, 04:49 PM

Nintendo screens of there shameless "Jack and the Beanstalk" ripoff, "Link and the Magic Beans".

Wootmaster · 02-16-2008, 07:15 PM

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02-09-2008, 08:07 PM	#201
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,752 Thanks: 91 Thanked 317 Times in 215 Posts Points: 15,941.56 Bank: 110,651.17 Total Points: 126,592.73 Donate	Once upon a time, there were three little fairies. The first built her home out of straw. The second built her home out of sticks. The third built her home out of... eh... er... very weird sticks... >_>

02-09-2008, 11:20 PM	#202
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,107 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,574 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,560.08 Bank: 22,544,372.42 Total Points: 22,653,932.50 Donate	The latest episode of "Pimp My Boomerang".

02-11-2008, 12:07 PM	#203
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 5,961 Thanks: 52 Thanked 33 Times in 26 Posts Points: 36,825.58 Bank: 28,309.76 Total Points: 65,135.35 Donate	link loved the thought of his new boomerang with the fairy of gales in it. until that dreaded voice echoed from his new boomerang with the evil accursed words... "hey!" "listen!"

02-11-2008, 01:40 PM	#204
Jedi_Knight Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Avalon Posts: 220 Thanks: 9 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 432.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 432.70 Donate	Link : I swear if this freaking fairy says "hey" just once I'll burn her little boomerang house down !!

02-12-2008, 09:22 PM	#206
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,571 Thanks: 436 Thanked 117 Times in 90 Posts Points: 138.40 Bank: 30,257.91 Total Points: 30,396.31 Donate	"Hey, gimme back my lunch money!!"

02-13-2008, 12:24 AM	#207
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,752 Thanks: 91 Thanked 317 Times in 215 Posts Points: 15,941.56 Bank: 110,651.17 Total Points: 126,592.73 Donate	Link was a little annoyed by the fact that Linebeck kept stealing his money, but given the fact that he did Link a favour and boiled ~~Navi~~ Ciela into a nice fairy stew, Link was willing to take the good with the bad.

02-13-2008, 01:24 AM	#208
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,107 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,574 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,560.08 Bank: 22,544,372.42 Total Points: 22,653,932.50 Donate	"Bend over kid. Trust me, I'm a doctor."

02-13-2008, 02:50 AM	#209
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02-13-2008, 07:37 AM	#210
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,375 Thanks: 127 Thanked 157 Times in 104 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 432.02 Bank: 14,717.59 Total Points: 15,149.61 Donate	Seconds later, the fariy attacks.

02-13-2008, 09:29 AM	#211
The Joker I am the God of Vengeance...I am Joker the Vampire Lord Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 10,242 Thanks: 2,509 Thanked 326 Times in 223 Posts Points: 701.97 Bank: 6,165.36 Total Points: 6,867.33 Donate	Strange Man: "Sure kid, I'll pop that zit on yer head for one rupee!!" Fairy: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Link: "WHOA!!, HEY HEY!! I DIDN"T EVEN TALK TO YOU!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT ZIT ?!? WHO ARE YOU ?!?"

02-13-2008, 10:00 AM	#212
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 5,961 Thanks: 52 Thanked 33 Times in 26 Posts Points: 36,825.58 Bank: 28,309.76 Total Points: 65,135.35 Donate	Navi: hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! hey! listen! Link: I've paid you the rest for last week's bet now get her away from me!!!

02-13-2008, 05:22 PM	#213
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,636 Thanks: 339 Thanked 388 Times in 280 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 22,860.30 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 22,860.30 Donate	Linebeck: Hah! I got yer rupee! What will you do now, bitch!? Link: You DO know I have a very sharp sword, right? Linebeck: Damn it, maybe I should have thought about this more...

02-16-2008, 03:11 PM	#215
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,636 Thanks: 339 Thanked 388 Times in 280 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 22,860.30 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 22,860.30 Donate	"Why do I have a feeling that this creepy fellow behind me will sprout when I plant these beans...?"

02-16-2008, 04:15 PM	#216
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,571 Thanks: 436 Thanked 117 Times in 90 Posts Points: 138.40 Bank: 30,257.91 Total Points: 30,396.31 Donate	"Busted!!"

02-16-2008, 04:25 PM	#217
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,107 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,574 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,560.08 Bank: 22,544,372.42 Total Points: 22,653,932.50 Donate	It's probably one of those gag beans where if you plant it, a boxing glove on a spring punches you in the face.

02-16-2008, 04:44 PM	#218
Rayman FREAK Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the curtain. Pay me no attention. Gender: Posts: 4,017 Thanks: 81 Thanked 67 Times in 33 Posts Points: 8,568.15 Bank: 1,814.81 Total Points: 10,382.96 Donate	Disclaimer: We are not liable if spider eggs hatch from your beans either before or after you consume this product.

02-16-2008, 04:49 PM	#219
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,375 Thanks: 127 Thanked 157 Times in 104 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 432.02 Bank: 14,717.59 Total Points: 15,149.61 Donate	Nintendo screens of there shameless "Jack and the Beanstalk" ripoff, "Link and the Magic Beans".

02-16-2008, 07:15 PM	#220
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