Zelda Caption Contest...NUMERO DEUX!! - Page 12

The Missing Link · 02-17-2008, 02:25 AM

Only later after the character "???" from Majora's Mask was discovered was it rumoured that early versions of Ocarina of Time had you doing something VERY different with those "magical beans" and those little holes in the dirt. Yes... who knows what would have "sprouted" up, indeed.

Tales of CuccoLady · 02-17-2008, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TML

Only later after the character "???" from Majora's Mask was discovered was it rumoured that early versions of Ocarina of Time had you doing something VERY different with those "magical beans" and those little holes in the dirt. Yes... who knows what would have "sprouted" up, indeed.

*thumbs up* YAAAAAYYY!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

"Why do I have a feeling that this creepy fellow behind me will sprout when I plant these beans...?"

Oh god that would be scary. ><

scores:

capt: 15
TML: 14
IAN: 8
X-3: 8
Blake: 4
VWF: 2
Boo: 1
Ace: 1

This is getting close!

X-3 · 02-17-2008, 09:51 PM

"I'm sorry, we do not allow disembodied hands and feet to ride one of our fine horses."

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-17-2008, 10:12 PM

Malon: the youngest pimp in Hyrule.

The Missing Link · 02-18-2008, 03:53 AM

All of the Link/Malon shippers were so happy to hear that Link pounced on Malon in the middle of Hyrule Field, where they made passionate love soon thereafter. Unfortunately for them, to their deepest lament, they had made the unwise choice of hiring Tingle as their photographer...

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-18-2008, 01:14 PM

"Me love you long time?"

Dr. Furball · 02-18-2008, 08:11 PM

Needless to say, Malon's fans were disappointed to discover that her centerfold debut was actually quite boring.

I am nobody · 02-18-2008, 08:19 PM

WARNING: NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING!

Deviot · 02-18-2008, 11:15 PM

Now that's what I call available...

Tales of CuccoLady · 02-19-2008, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

"I'm sorry, we do not allow disembodied hands and feet to ride one of our fine horses."

And our winner:

Quote:

Originally Posted by TML

All of the Link/Malon shippers were so happy to hear that Link pounced on Malon in the middle of Hyrule Field, where they made passionate love soon thereafter. Unfortunately for them, to their deepest lament, they had made the unwise choice of hiring Tingle as their photographer...

XD

Scores:

TML: 16
capt: 15
X-3: 9
IAN: 8
Blake: 4
VWF: 2
Boo: 1
Ace: 1

AND TML PULLS AHEAD...

Now then.

X-3 · 02-19-2008, 03:40 PM

Many do not know it, but Link is actually part of the secret Moon cult, known to frequently meet under large rocks.

I am nobody · 02-19-2008, 03:52 PM

He'd run many miles to escape the terrible monster. However, his nightmare became a reality when he heard the monsters terrifying cries behind him.... HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-20-2008, 02:21 AM

"I have a strong feeling that I should go through it, not over it."

SephirothKirby · 02-20-2008, 02:35 AM

"I've got a hammer...an Ocarina...some rocks...I'm ****in' McGyver"

The Joker · 02-20-2008, 11:53 AM

Link stood at the entrance of the final dungeon trying to decide whether or not he should brave the perilous journey that awaited him.

Link: "meh, screw this I already got all my heart containers, all my items and empty bottles I don't need anything else...I'm going home !!"

Rayman FREAK · 02-20-2008, 12:39 PM

Me: (looks at mirror shield) ...that wasn't any ordinary keese that bit me, was it? Dear goddesses...

Deviot · 02-20-2008, 02:40 PM

Now that's what I call Mooning the competition.

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-20-2008, 02:47 PM

What? You lost a quarter of a heart? NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

Tales of CuccoLady · 02-21-2008, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by i_am_nobody

He'd run many miles to escape the terrible monster. However, his nightmare became a reality when he heard the monsters terrifying cries behind him.... HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!

And teh first place:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n

"I have a strong feeling that I should go through it, not over it."

Scores:

capt: 17
TML: 16
X-3: 9
IAN: 9
Blake: 4
VWF: 2
Boo: 1
Ace: 1

Now...

Blake · 02-21-2008, 08:57 PM

Just a glimpse of the new Eight Legged Freaks! movie.

02-17-2008, 02:25 AM	#221
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,753 Thanks: 99 Thanked 317 Times in 215 Posts Points: 16,114.15 Bank: 115,121.47 Total Points: 131,235.62 Donate	Only later after the character "???" from Majora's Mask was discovered was it rumoured that early versions of Ocarina of Time had you doing something VERY different with those "magical beans" and those little holes in the dirt. Yes... who knows what would have "sprouted" up, indeed.

02-17-2008, 09:51 PM	#223
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,660 Thanks: 342 Thanked 396 Times in 288 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,935.88 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,935.88 Donate	"I'm sorry, we do not allow disembodied hands and feet to ride one of our fine horses."

02-17-2008, 10:12 PM	#224
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02-18-2008, 03:53 AM	#225
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,753 Thanks: 99 Thanked 317 Times in 215 Posts Points: 16,114.15 Bank: 115,121.47 Total Points: 131,235.62 Donate	All of the Link/Malon shippers were so happy to hear that Link pounced on Malon in the middle of Hyrule Field, where they made passionate love soon thereafter. Unfortunately for them, to their deepest lament, they had made the unwise choice of hiring Tingle as their photographer...

02-18-2008, 01:14 PM	#226
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02-18-2008, 08:11 PM	#227
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 606 Thanks: 63 Thanked 40 Times in 31 Posts Points: 5,052.19 Bank: 10,121.91 Total Points: 15,174.10 Donate	Needless to say, Malon's fans were disappointed to discover that her centerfold debut was actually quite boring.

02-18-2008, 08:19 PM	#228
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02-18-2008, 11:15 PM	#229
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,707.34 Bank: 11,254.49 Total Points: 16,961.83 Donate	Now that's what I call available...

02-19-2008, 03:40 PM	#231
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,660 Thanks: 342 Thanked 396 Times in 288 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,935.88 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,935.88 Donate	Many do not know it, but Link is actually part of the secret Moon cult, known to frequently meet under large rocks.

02-19-2008, 03:52 PM	#232
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,412 Thanks: 128 Thanked 164 Times in 110 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 1,421.07 Bank: 15,011.94 Total Points: 16,433.01 Donate	He'd run many miles to escape the terrible monster. However, his nightmare became a reality when he heard the monsters terrifying cries behind him.... HEY!LOOK!LISTEN!

02-20-2008, 02:21 AM	#233
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,805 Thanks: 268 Thanked 944 Times in 575 Posts Points: 118,237.35 Bank: 1,922.13 Total Points: 120,159.47 Donate	"I have a strong feeling that I should go through it, not over it."

02-20-2008, 02:35 AM	#234
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: **** YEAH SEAKING Gender: Posts: 4,995 Thanks: 233 Thanked 482 Times in 286 Posts Points: 1,926.66 Bank: 205,735.16 Total Points: 207,661.82 Donate	"I've got a hammer...an Ocarina...some rocks...I'm ****in' McGyver"

02-20-2008, 11:53 AM	#235
The Joker I am the God of Vengeance...I am Joker the Vampire Lord Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 10,258 Thanks: 2,520 Thanked 328 Times in 225 Posts Points: 1,052.00 Bank: 6,288.67 Total Points: 7,340.67 Donate	Link stood at the entrance of the final dungeon trying to decide whether or not he should brave the perilous journey that awaited him. Link: "meh, screw this I already got all my heart containers, all my items and empty bottles I don't need anything else...I'm going home !!"

02-20-2008, 12:39 PM	#236
Rayman FREAK Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the curtain. Pay me no attention. Gender: Posts: 4,017 Thanks: 81 Thanked 67 Times in 33 Posts Points: 8,656.15 Bank: 1,888.13 Total Points: 10,544.28 Donate	Me: (looks at mirror shield) ...that wasn't any ordinary keese that bit me, was it? Dear goddesses...

02-20-2008, 02:40 PM	#237
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,707.34 Bank: 11,254.49 Total Points: 16,961.83 Donate	Now that's what I call Mooning the competition.

02-20-2008, 02:47 PM	#238
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,114 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,580 Times in 818 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 110,056.09 Bank: 23,455,165.07 Total Points: 23,565,221.16 Donate	What? You lost a quarter of a heart? NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

02-21-2008, 08:57 PM	#240
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,610 Thanks: 443 Thanked 118 Times in 91 Posts Points: 975.99 Bank: 31,480.33 Total Points: 32,456.32 Donate	Just a glimpse of the new Eight Legged Freaks! movie.