Zelda Caption Contest...NUMERO DEUX!! - Page 18

Blake · 04-03-2008, 11:01 PM

The day the shadow beast learned it is not the most disturbing sight in Hyrule.

The Joker · 04-04-2008, 12:49 AM

At this point Link's acid was getting heavy !!

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-04-2008, 12:53 AM

Thank you, Thing.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-04-2008, 01:53 AM

"Talk to the hand."

The Missing Link · 04-04-2008, 01:53 AM

Once Miyamoto, to his absolute horror, discovered that some fan had accidentally spilled flourescent paint on his one-of-a-kind vintage 1925 Zelda movie reel, he decided to declare vengeance on the gamer world and never allow another Zelda movie to EVER be made. "That'll teach those soulless creatures (desu)!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-04-2008, 02:50 AM

Somebody's having a bad hair day.

I am nobody · 04-04-2008, 03:25 AM

In Hyrule, salesmen are even more aggressive.

X-3 · 04-04-2008, 06:22 AM

Legends speak of an imp mounted on a wolf. The imp was said to smash enemies with a fruity giant arm. Most people disregard these legends, and for good reason.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-04-2008, 09:38 AM

When Midna loses a bobby pin, her hair just gets out of control.

**Dr. Horrible** · 04-05-2008, 09:24 AM

Hunger get what hunger want.

I am nobody · 04-05-2008, 09:55 AM

Unfourtunatly for Midna, she ignored the Surgeon General's warning about that hair gel...

Tales of CuccoLady · 04-07-2008, 09:10 PM

2nd:

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAN

Unfourtunatly for Midna, she ignored the Surgeon General's warning about that hair gel...

1st:

Quote:

Originally Posted by CSM

New, from PetCo, the picker-upper for dogs! -CSM

I love hosting caption contests!! I love reading the captions you guys post. Keep it up!!

Scores...:

TML: 23
capt: 18
IAN: 12
X-3: 9
DekuTrii: 7
Blake: 6
Ace: 4
CSM: 4
VWF: 2
Boo: 1

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X-3 · 04-07-2008, 09:18 PM

Unfortunately, Link, Hero of the Bombs, is known to have had an unusually short and...explosive end to his quest.

Microphone_Kirby · 04-07-2008, 09:21 PM

Link: "Decisions, decisions... I could
A) Stay where I am, let the rock pass, and fire an arrow at the guard effectively killing him and avoiding any danger; or
B) Give in to my adrenaline and rush the guard trying to slice him with my sword, but get hit with the rock, scream out in pain, attract the attention of the guard, and have him shoot me in the face with an arrow..."

Blake · 04-07-2008, 09:24 PM

Vandalizing someone's house in broad daylight? Kids these days never learn.

The Joker · 04-07-2008, 09:45 PM

Link *sigh*

"Just another day in the life of a gangsta in Hyrule....you step outside for five minutes and **** pops off !! "

**Dr. Horrible** · 04-07-2008, 10:12 PM

Link: Yeah, uh, ok, not bad. Let me give you a few pointers, though. First, you're going to want to look at what you're trying to shoot. Second, I'm pretty sure you don't mean to be aimed at that house.

Deviot · 04-07-2008, 10:32 PM

Link:Rupees and bombs and arrows, oh my!
Rupees and bombs and arrows, oh my!
Rupees and bombs and arr-

Guard: Shut up, kid!

**Crazyswordsman** · 04-08-2008, 01:59 AM

"Not a cop in sight. I can finally break into the Fortune Teller's house and learn his secret......." -CSM

I am nobody · 04-08-2008, 04:37 AM

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to IGN

04-04-2008, 09:38 AM	#349
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,095 Thanks: 367 Thanked 1,566 Times in 810 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 108,951.12 Bank: 21,668,946.96 Total Points: 21,777,898.08 Donate	Literally. Har har har. When Midna loses a bobby pin, her hair just gets out of control.

04-07-2008, 09:45 PM	#356
The Joker I am the God of Vengeance...I am Joker the Vampire Lord Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 10,217 Thanks: 2,480 Thanked 313 Times in 218 Posts Points: 1,116.29 Bank: 4,459.29 Total Points: 5,575.58 Donate	Link sigh "Just another day in the life of a gangsta in Hyrule....you step outside for five minutes and **** pops off !! " Last edited by Joker; 04-07-2008 at 11:27 PM.

04-03-2008, 11:01 PM	#341
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,511 Thanks: 416 Thanked 111 Times in 89 Posts Points: 1,416.14 Bank: 27,015.06 Total Points: 28,431.20 Donate	The day the shadow beast learned it is not the most disturbing sight in Hyrule.

04-04-2008, 12:49 AM	#342
The Joker I am the God of Vengeance...I am Joker the Vampire Lord Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 10,217 Thanks: 2,480 Thanked 313 Times in 218 Posts Points: 1,116.29 Bank: 4,459.29 Total Points: 5,575.58 Donate	At this point Link's acid was getting heavy !!

04-04-2008, 12:53 AM	#343
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,770 Thanks: 233 Thanked 940 Times in 572 Posts Points: 117,102.27 Bank: 1,775.75 Total Points: 118,878.02 Donate	Thank you, Thing.

04-04-2008, 01:53 AM	#344
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,095 Thanks: 367 Thanked 1,566 Times in 810 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 108,951.12 Bank: 21,668,946.96 Total Points: 21,777,898.08 Donate	"Talk to the hand."

04-04-2008, 01:53 AM	#345
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,746 Thanks: 87 Thanked 316 Times in 214 Posts Points: 15,477.38 Bank: 106,354.45 Total Points: 121,831.83 Donate	Once Miyamoto, to his absolute horror, discovered that some fan had accidentally spilled flourescent paint on his one-of-a-kind vintage 1925 Zelda movie reel, he decided to declare vengeance on the gamer world and never allow another Zelda movie to EVER be made. "That'll teach those soulless creatures (desu)!"

04-04-2008, 02:50 AM	#346
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,095 Thanks: 367 Thanked 1,566 Times in 810 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 108,951.12 Bank: 21,668,946.96 Total Points: 21,777,898.08 Donate	Somebody's having a bad hair day.

04-04-2008, 03:25 AM	#347
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,342 Thanks: 124 Thanked 148 Times in 102 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 17.00 Bank: 13,682.63 Total Points: 13,699.63 Donate	In Hyrule, salesmen are even more aggressive.

04-04-2008, 06:22 AM	#348
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,588 Thanks: 336 Thanked 381 Times in 278 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 21,191.15 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 21,191.15 Donate	Legends speak of an imp mounted on a wolf. The imp was said to smash enemies with a fruity giant arm. Most people disregard these legends, and for good reason.

04-05-2008, 09:24 AM	#350
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,707 Thanks: 124 Thanked 444 Times in 296 Posts Points: 2,086.99 Bank: 3,674,197.69 Total Points: 3,676,284.68 Donate	Hunger get what hunger want.

04-05-2008, 09:55 AM	#351
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,342 Thanks: 124 Thanked 148 Times in 102 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 17.00 Bank: 13,682.63 Total Points: 13,699.63 Donate	Unfourtunatly for Midna, she ignored the Surgeon General's warning about that hair gel...

04-07-2008, 09:18 PM	#353
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,588 Thanks: 336 Thanked 381 Times in 278 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 21,191.15 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 21,191.15 Donate	Unfortunately, Link, Hero of the Bombs, is known to have had an unusually short and...explosive end to his quest.

04-07-2008, 09:21 PM	#354
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 5,365 Thanks: 302 Thanked 160 Times in 132 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 1,003.47 Bank: 40,837.01 Total Points: 41,840.48 Donate	Link: "Decisions, decisions... I could A) Stay where I am, let the rock pass, and fire an arrow at the guard effectively killing him and avoiding any danger; or B) Give in to my adrenaline and rush the guard trying to slice him with my sword, but get hit with the rock, scream out in pain, attract the attention of the guard, and have him shoot me in the face with an arrow..."

04-07-2008, 09:24 PM	#355
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,511 Thanks: 416 Thanked 111 Times in 89 Posts Points: 1,416.14 Bank: 27,015.06 Total Points: 28,431.20 Donate	Vandalizing someone's house in broad daylight? Kids these days never learn.

04-07-2008, 10:12 PM	#357
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,707 Thanks: 124 Thanked 444 Times in 296 Posts Points: 2,086.99 Bank: 3,674,197.69 Total Points: 3,676,284.68 Donate	Link: Yeah, uh, ok, not bad. Let me give you a few pointers, though. First, you're going to want to look at what you're trying to shoot. Second, I'm pretty sure you don't mean to be aimed at that house.

04-07-2008, 10:32 PM	#358
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 948 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,671.59 Bank: 10,817.46 Total Points: 16,489.05 Donate	Link:Rupees and bombs and arrows, oh my! Rupees and bombs and arrows, oh my! Rupees and bombs and arr- Guard: Shut up, kid!

04-08-2008, 01:59 AM	#359
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,303 Thanks: 578 Thanked 427 Times in 279 Posts Points: 150,141.63 Bank: 52,340.71 Total Points: 202,482.34 Donate	"Not a cop in sight. I can finally break into the Fortune Teller's house and learn his secret......." -CSM

04-08-2008, 04:37 AM	#360
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,342 Thanks: 124 Thanked 148 Times in 102 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 17.00 Bank: 13,682.63 Total Points: 13,699.63 Donate	The Legend of Zelda: A Link to IGN