Zelda Caption Contest...NUMERO DEUX!! - Page 22

**Dr. Horrible** · 04-25-2008, 12:53 AM

Link:When you didn't come back, I naturally assumed that Ganondorf or somebody else had killed you. Oh, and for the record, letting someone think that someone they love is dead when they're not is quite cruel. I mourned you for three months. And in the third month, I tracked you down. Now, I wasn't trying to track you down. I was trying to track down the ****ing ******** who I thought killed you. So, I find you. And what do I find? Not only are you not dead, you're getting married to some ****ing jerk and you're pregnant. I... overreacted.

Parts Man · 04-25-2008, 08:37 AM

Link: Does anybody else feel that draft?

Tales of CuccoLady · 04-26-2008, 10:25 AM

3rd with 1 point:

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAN

Link had finally finished his decade long quest. He'd been attacked by massive spiders, vampire like bats, and mace wielding horses. However, it never could have prepared him for what happened next. When he awoke Zelda, he was greeted only with the words: "I AM ERROR."

2nd with 2 points:

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

"Do I really have to go on this long quest? Can't I just splash her with water or something?"

1st with 3 points:

Quote:

Originally Posted by DT

Link:When you didn't come back, I naturally assumed that Ganondorf or somebody else had killed you. Oh, and for the record, letting someone think that someone they love is dead when they're not is quite cruel. I mourned you for three months. And in the third month, I tracked you down. Now, I wasn't trying to track you down. I was trying to track down the ****ing ******** who I thought killed you. So, I find you. And what do I find? Not only are you not dead, you're getting married to some ****ing jerk and you're pregnant. I... overreacted.

Scores:

TML: 25
capt: 18
DekuTrii: 15
IAN: 13
X-3: 13
Blake: 11
Ace: 5
CSM: 4
Kalinka: 3
VWF: 2
MK: 2
Boo: 1
Deviot: 1

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***Ace Mercury*** · 04-26-2008, 10:36 AM

"Talk to the haaaaaaand!"

The Joker · 04-26-2008, 10:38 AM

After completing her training, Zelda was now able to create a spirit bomb just like master Goku showed her !! No more being rescued by the same way ward hero for her.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-26-2008, 10:43 AM

That's a really fabulous nail job.

I am nobody · 04-26-2008, 11:06 AM

I SEE THE LIGHT.

**Crazyswordsman** · 04-26-2008, 12:22 PM

"You want to go this way" -CSM

X-3 · 04-26-2008, 12:30 PM

Unfortunately, Nintendo was sued. Their censor for Zelda's middle finger was way too bright, and it caused many seizures.

I am nobody · 04-26-2008, 12:47 PM

The game was eventually cancelled, after the complaints of Zelda's flashing begin to pile up.

1-up salesman · 04-26-2008, 02:49 PM

"kameh-ha-meh- haaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled zelda as cell was obliterated into nothingness.

**Dr. Horrible** · 04-26-2008, 03:15 PM

My God! The perfect bitchslap! It's so beautiful!

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-26-2008, 05:14 PM

Everyone else promptly lost their memory and led their lives believing that it was marsh gas, and that there were no aliens.

Maximum Spider · 04-26-2008, 05:21 PM

This is it! The scene that was deemed TOO HOT for TV!

The Missing Link · 04-26-2008, 05:26 PM

It was at that moment when Zelda placed her hand over the gigantic, glowing, red button... thus single-handedly bringing about the destruction of the world.

Blake · 04-26-2008, 05:54 PM

"I'm sorry, but our princess is in another galaxy!!"

Deviot · 04-27-2008, 07:10 PM

"Blinded by the light...revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night..."

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-27-2008, 09:13 PM

Jack Thompson later denigrated the game, saying it encouraged our nation's children to "flash each other in public".

Parts Man · 04-28-2008, 12:30 PM

To Link's disappointment, Zelda flashed the 149,000 carat diamond that Ganondorf bought her at Friedman's of the Galaxy. So he knocked her unconscious, laid her in the palace, and set off to find the evil man who bird-dogged her - and thus was the plot for Legend of Zelda 2: Links Revenge. . . er. . . Quest.

The Joker · 04-28-2008, 12:54 PM

See video for.....caption.....

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04-25-2008, 12:53 AM	#421
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,725 Thanks: 126 Thanked 449 Times in 299 Posts Points: 2,691.05 Bank: 3,822,635.27 Total Points: 3,825,326.32 Donate	Link:When you didn't come back, I naturally assumed that Ganondorf or somebody else had killed you. Oh, and for the record, letting someone think that someone they love is dead when they're not is quite cruel. I mourned you for three months. And in the third month, I tracked you down. Now, I wasn't trying to track you down. I was trying to track down the **ing **** who I thought killed you. So, I find you. And what do I find? Not only are you not dead, you're getting married to some **ing jerk and you're pregnant. I... overreacted.

04-25-2008, 08:37 AM	#422
Parts Man Newbie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: In the Parts Warehouse Gender: Posts: 22 Thanks: 16 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 405.63 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 405.63 Donate	Link: Does anybody else feel that draft?

04-26-2008, 10:36 AM	#424
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,107 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,574 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,565.08 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,104,824.95 Donate	"Talk to the haaaaaaand!"

04-26-2008, 10:38 AM	#425
The Joker I am the God of Vengeance...I am Joker the Vampire Lord Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 10,242 Thanks: 2,509 Thanked 326 Times in 223 Posts Points: 703.97 Bank: 6,165.36 Total Points: 6,869.33 Donate	After completing her training, Zelda was now able to create a spirit bomb just like master Goku showed her !! No more being rescued by the same way ward hero for her.

04-26-2008, 10:43 AM	#426
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,107 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,574 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,565.08 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,104,824.95 Donate	That's a really fabulous nail job.

04-26-2008, 11:06 AM	#427
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,375 Thanks: 127 Thanked 157 Times in 104 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 436.02 Bank: 14,717.59 Total Points: 15,153.61 Donate	I SEE THE LIGHT.

04-26-2008, 12:22 PM	#428
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04-26-2008, 12:30 PM	#429
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,637 Thanks: 339 Thanked 388 Times in 280 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 22,890.71 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 22,890.71 Donate	Unfortunately, Nintendo was sued. Their censor for Zelda's middle finger was way too bright, and it caused many seizures.

04-26-2008, 12:47 PM	#430
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,375 Thanks: 127 Thanked 157 Times in 104 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 436.02 Bank: 14,717.59 Total Points: 15,153.61 Donate	The game was eventually cancelled, after the complaints of Zelda's flashing begin to pile up.

04-26-2008, 02:49 PM	#431
1-up salesman Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Well I'm on VGF right now, aren't I?...right? Gender: Posts: 1,671 Thanks: 713 Thanked 66 Times in 50 Posts Blog Entries: 6 Points: 12,228.11 Bank: 0.01 Total Points: 12,228.12 Donate	"kameh-ha-meh- haaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled zelda as cell was obliterated into nothingness.

04-26-2008, 03:15 PM	#432
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,725 Thanks: 126 Thanked 449 Times in 299 Posts Points: 2,691.05 Bank: 3,822,635.27 Total Points: 3,825,326.32 Donate	My God! The perfect bitchslap! It's so beautiful!

04-26-2008, 05:14 PM	#433
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,107 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,574 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,565.08 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,104,824.95 Donate	Everyone else promptly lost their memory and led their lives believing that it was marsh gas, and that there were no aliens.

04-26-2008, 05:21 PM	#434
Maximum Spider Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Besides Val's bed, but he doesn't seem to be in it. Gender: Posts: 1,573 Thanks: 0 Thanked 76 Times in 57 Posts Points: 5,614.23 Bank: 1.32 Total Points: 5,615.55 Donate	This is it! The scene that was deemed TOO HOT for TV!

04-26-2008, 05:26 PM	#435
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,752 Thanks: 91 Thanked 317 Times in 215 Posts Points: 15,942.56 Bank: 110,651.17 Total Points: 126,593.73 Donate	It was at that moment when Zelda placed her hand over the gigantic, glowing, red button... thus single-handedly bringing about the destruction of the world.

04-26-2008, 05:54 PM	#436
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,571 Thanks: 436 Thanked 117 Times in 90 Posts Points: 138.40 Bank: 30,257.91 Total Points: 30,396.31 Donate	"I'm sorry, but our princess is in another galaxy!!"

04-27-2008, 07:10 PM	#437
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,687.34 Bank: 11,033.81 Total Points: 16,721.15 Donate	"Blinded by the light...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night..."

04-27-2008, 09:13 PM	#438
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,107 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,574 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,565.08 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,104,824.95 Donate	Jack Thompson later denigrated the game, saying it encouraged our nation's children to "flash each other in public".

04-28-2008, 12:30 PM	#439
Parts Man Newbie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: In the Parts Warehouse Gender: Posts: 22 Thanks: 16 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 405.63 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 405.63 Donate	To Link's disappointment, Zelda flashed the 149,000 carat diamond that Ganondorf bought her at Friedman's of the Galaxy. So he knocked her unconscious, laid her in the palace, and set off to find the evil man who bird-dogged her - and thus was the plot for Legend of Zelda 2: Links Revenge. . . er. . . Quest.