Zelda Caption Contest...NUMERO DEUX!! - Page 3 - VGF

The Missing Link · 12-31-2007, 06:41 PM

Ganondorf, I know I'm your minion and all, but for my sake put the photo album away. I really don't care how hot you are for the boy; you don't pay me enough to listen to that.

VWF_champion · 12-31-2007, 08:08 PM

Link finally views the hot chick from before (See previous topic, page 4) Only to realize hes dreaming. Tingle withut clothes sleeping and drooling on him however...Well, thats a different story.

TyFACE · 12-31-2007, 10:30 PM

Do I have something hanging out of my nose?
Is it gone?
WHADDAYA MEAN I CAN'T TALK? DEATH TO YO MAMAS!

X-3 · 12-31-2007, 10:54 PM

And so, Link continued his reign as the most emotion-less person alive.

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-01-2008, 03:06 AM

"Why do I have this sinking feeling that I forgot my pants?"

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-01-2008, 03:17 AM

"Uh... I forgot my lines again."

Deviot · 01-01-2008, 11:46 AM

Stare at me all you want, it won't change the fact that I'm awesome are you're not.

Acradius · 01-02-2008, 02:44 AM

Director, off-screen: "Ok, now hold that pose. We're going to do one of those fast zoom-ins on your eyes to let people know serious butt kicking is on its way. Just hold that pose... What? Whaddya mean we're outta film?!"

CuccoLady · 01-02-2008, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

"Why do I have this sinking feeling that I forgot my pants?"

OHMIGOSH!! It all makes sense now.... XD

Two points!!!!!

scores:
capt: 4
VWF: 2
IAN: 2
Boo: 1

start~!

Tad Venture · 01-02-2008, 01:06 PM

"Link, maaan, this is some crazy stuff, man...found it in the Lost Woods, maan..."

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-03-2008, 12:46 AM

What does the man who has everything want? A friend.

**Crazyswordsman** · 01-03-2008, 01:57 AM

Saria! Don't eat with your fingers! -CSM

VWF_champion · 01-03-2008, 06:19 AM

She always needs that daily nasal spray.

X-3 · 01-03-2008, 07:19 AM

"Saria! You're having an affair with the Ocarina? B-But I thought we had something!"

I am nobody · 01-03-2008, 07:39 AM

Green Clothes... Green Hair... Why, you must be a fairy!

The Missing Link · 01-03-2008, 11:10 AM

Everyone THOUGHT that Saria was merely an Ocarina enthusiast and nothing more, but what they never did realise -- much to Saria's relief -- was the secret vibration switch on her little sex toy.

Deviot · 01-03-2008, 11:24 AM

Forest Green is the only color for Heroes and Kokiris. Order now for 19.95, rupees only.

CuccoLady · 01-04-2008, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by i_am_nobody

Green Clothes... Green Hair... Why, you must be a fairy!

I snorted while laughing...

scores:
capt: 4
IAN: 4
VWF: 2
Boo: 1

now!!

start!!!!!

VWF_champion · 01-04-2008, 07:53 PM

Link: Excuse me sir, but may I borrow a cup of sugar?

SephirothKirby · 01-04-2008, 08:38 PM

Navi: Hey! Look! Listen! There's an enemy near! I can sense it!

12-31-2007, 06:41 PM	#41
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,575 Thanks: 80 Thanked 183 Times in 110 Posts Points: 6,764.45 Bank: 55,328.64 Total Points: 62,093.09 Donate	Ganondorf, I know I'm your minion and all, but for my sake put the photo album away. I really don't care how hot you are for the boy; you don't pay me enough to listen to that.

12-31-2007, 08:08 PM	#42
VWF_champion Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I have no tolerance for idiocy or failure. Gender: Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 0 Thanked 46 Times in 38 Posts Points: 25,511.28 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 25,511.28 Donate	Link finally views the hot chick from before (See previous topic, page 4) Only to realize hes dreaming. Tingle withut clothes sleeping and drooling on him however...Well, thats a different story.

12-31-2007, 10:30 PM	#43
TyFACE Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Nowhere. And everywhere. It's a gift. Gender: Posts: 3,509 Thanks: 213 Thanked 73 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 1,833.62 Bank: 7,486.23 Total Points: 9,319.85 Donate	Do I have something hanging out of my nose? Is it gone? WHADDAYA MEAN I CAN'T TALK? DEATH TO YO MAMAS!

12-31-2007, 10:54 PM	#44
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,015 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,573.02 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,573.02 Donate	And so, Link continued his reign as the most emotion-less person alive.

01-01-2008, 03:06 AM	#45
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,273 Thanks: 160 Thanked 733 Times in 474 Posts Points: 105,391.73 Bank: 923.79 Total Points: 106,315.52 Donate	"Why do I have this sinking feeling that I forgot my pants?"

01-01-2008, 03:17 AM	#46
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360 Thanked 1,493 Times in 783 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 97,993.97 Bank: 12,202,050.71 Total Points: 12,300,044.68 Donate	"Uh... I forgot my lines again."

01-01-2008, 11:46 AM	#47
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 935 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,146.98 Bank: 7,279.84 Total Points: 12,426.82 Donate	Stare at me all you want, it won't change the fact that I'm awesome are you're not.

01-02-2008, 02:44 AM	#48
Acradius Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Where Time, Space and Reality fade, and there is left only the mind... Gender: Posts: 933 Thanks: 19 Thanked 23 Times in 17 Posts Points: 13,017.65 Bank: 19,953.59 Total Points: 32,971.24 Donate	Director, off-screen: "Ok, now hold that pose. We're going to do one of those fast zoom-ins on your eyes to let people know serious butt kicking is on its way. Just hold that pose... What? Whaddya mean we're outta film?!"

01-02-2008, 01:06 PM	#50
Tad Venture Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,495 Thanks: 483 Thanked 628 Times in 369 Posts Points: 80,382.85 Bank: 94,554.82 Total Points: 174,937.67 Donate	"Link, maaan, this is some crazy stuff, man...found it in the Lost Woods, maan..."

01-03-2008, 12:46 AM	#51
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,273 Thanks: 160 Thanked 733 Times in 474 Posts Points: 105,391.73 Bank: 923.79 Total Points: 106,315.52 Donate	What does the man who has everything want? A friend.

01-03-2008, 01:57 AM	#52
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,979 Thanks: 537 Thanked 373 Times in 256 Posts Points: 126,432.27 Bank: 26,171.80 Total Points: 152,604.07 Donate	Saria! Don't eat with your fingers! -CSM

01-03-2008, 06:19 AM	#53
VWF_champion Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I have no tolerance for idiocy or failure. Gender: Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 0 Thanked 46 Times in 38 Posts Points: 25,511.28 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 25,511.28 Donate	She always needs that daily nasal spray.

01-03-2008, 07:19 AM	#54
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,015 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,573.02 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,573.02 Donate	"Saria! You're having an affair with the Ocarina? B-But I thought we had something!"

01-03-2008, 07:39 AM	#55
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,048 Thanks: 105 Thanked 97 Times in 64 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 3,358.72 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,358.72 Donate	Green Clothes... Green Hair... Why, you must be a fairy!

01-03-2008, 11:10 AM	#56
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,575 Thanks: 80 Thanked 183 Times in 110 Posts Points: 6,764.45 Bank: 55,328.64 Total Points: 62,093.09 Donate	Everyone THOUGHT that Saria was merely an Ocarina enthusiast and nothing more, but what they never did realise -- much to Saria's relief -- was the secret vibration switch on her little sex toy.

01-03-2008, 11:24 AM	#57
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 935 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,146.98 Bank: 7,279.84 Total Points: 12,426.82 Donate	Forest Green is the only color for Heroes and Kokiris. Order now for 19.95, rupees only.

01-04-2008, 07:53 PM	#59
VWF_champion Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I have no tolerance for idiocy or failure. Gender: Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 0 Thanked 46 Times in 38 Posts Points: 25,511.28 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 25,511.28 Donate	Link: Excuse me sir, but may I borrow a cup of sugar?

01-04-2008, 08:38 PM	#60
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: **** YEAH SEAKING! Gender: Posts: 3,759 Thanks: 190 Thanked 251 Times in 152 Posts Points: 421.41 Bank: 91,311.33 Total Points: 91,732.74 Donate	Navi: Hey! Look! Listen! There's an enemy near! I can sense it!