Zelda Caption Contest...NUMERO DEUX!! - Page 4

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-04-2008, 08:42 PM

That is the freakiest beatnik I've ever seen.

I am nobody · 01-04-2008, 09:54 PM

It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's Super Bongo!

X-3 · 01-04-2008, 10:54 PM

Spinal Tap is desperate for a new drummer, it seems.

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-05-2008, 12:39 AM

"Keep hovering; I can't find my contact lens."

Blake · 01-05-2008, 10:54 AM

"GET OFF MAH HAND!"

The Missing Link · 01-05-2008, 09:42 PM

I like to call this poem... Misunderstood

One night... a stranger visited me... *drums*
He said to me, "It's your time to go..." *drums*
I tell the man, "You can't make me..." *drums*
So instead, it comes down to blows... *drums*
I try so hard... to make him see... *drums*
All the goodness deep inside... *drums*
And the beautiful man he can't see... *drums*
But alas, he cuts me open... and I died...

Thank you... thank you...

EmoCL · 01-05-2008, 10:38 PM

Winner posted tomorrow! Round open till then!

Tad Venture · 01-05-2008, 10:53 PM

"Uh, do I have to use my Lens of Truth to fight you? Because my parents only gave me so much magic, and if I use it in a non-service area, I get charged for roaming..."

Deviot · 01-05-2008, 11:41 PM

"Come on...just try and hit me!"

Maximum Spider · 01-06-2008, 08:41 AM

Update plz.

EmoCL · 01-06-2008, 12:16 PM

^Relax, some of us aren't up at five in the morning. TIME ZONES, ANYONE??

we have two winners this time, both with two points. Why? BECAUSE THEY WERE BOTH HILARIOUS. Here they are:

Quote:

Originally Posted by TML

I like to call this poem... Misunderstood

One night... a stranger visited me... *drums*
He said to me, "It's your time to go..." *drums*
I tell the man, "You can't make me..." *drums*
So instead, it comes down to blows... *drums*
I try so hard... to make him see... *drums*
All the goodness deep inside... *drums*
And the beautiful man he can't see... *drums*
But alas, he cuts me open... and I died...

Thank you... thank you...

and also...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n

"Keep hovering; I can't find my contact lens."

soo the scores stand as such:

capt: 6
IAN: 4
VWF: 2
TML: 2
Boo: 1

Now start, ye impatient scalliwags. >>

I am nobody · 01-06-2008, 12:31 PM

Link: WHY U LAUGH AT ME?

Rayman FREAK · 01-06-2008, 01:21 PM

Thieves don't take anything that is bolted down and/or on fire. Link is not a thief.

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-06-2008, 03:38 PM

Smiling box: "Go on, I dare you."

The Missing Link · 01-06-2008, 07:03 PM

Having failed to put out the fire by means of the traditional means of hitting the switch with an arrow and whacking the laughing block with his Megaton Hammer, Link decides to try a different approach to solving this puzzle: Peeing the fire out.

(Gives an all new meaning to the action button "Put away".)

Blake · 01-06-2008, 07:31 PM

See no evil, speak no evil..

Chunky Kong12345 · 01-06-2008, 07:34 PM

Thinking he had gotten rid of her forever, the box he was about to get open would hold many surprises...

X-3 · 01-07-2008, 07:20 PM

"Hah! Ganondorf must think I'm a fool. He put the box there, thinking I'd walk into the flames. Unless...the flames are fake! Hah! I got your number, Ganond-AAAAHHHHHH REAL FLAMES!"

**Crazyswordsman** · 01-07-2008, 08:07 PM

"The possession of arms of any kind is strictly prohibited in this treasure hunt. Failure to put them away when retrieving treasure will result in death by fire." -CSM

Maximum Spider · 01-07-2008, 08:12 PM

Link: Whoa.. What have I been smokin'...? Oh yeah, pot.

01-04-2008, 08:42 PM	#61
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,996 Thanks: 364 Thanked 1,533 Times in 793 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 103,009.61 Bank: 15,171,716.36 Total Points: 15,274,725.97 Donate	That is the freakiest beatnik I've ever seen.

01-04-2008, 09:54 PM	#62
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,088 Thanks: 108 Thanked 104 Times in 71 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 6,790.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,790.76 Donate	It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's Super Bongo!

01-04-2008, 10:54 PM	#63
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,242 Thanks: 280 Thanked 323 Times in 240 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 13,866.48 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,866.48 Donate	Spinal Tap is desperate for a new drummer, it seems.

01-05-2008, 12:39 AM	#64
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,495 Thanks: 175 Thanked 813 Times in 515 Posts Points: 110,673.48 Bank: 1,171.59 Total Points: 111,845.07 Donate	"Keep hovering; I can't find my contact lens."

01-05-2008, 10:54 AM	#65
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,261 Thanks: 315 Thanked 85 Times in 71 Posts Points: 229.03 Bank: 15,524.99 Total Points: 15,754.02 Donate	"GET OFF MAH HAND!"

01-05-2008, 09:42 PM	#66
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,670 Thanks: 83 Thanked 294 Times in 201 Posts Points: 10,422.83 Bank: 70,170.09 Total Points: 80,592.92 Donate	I like to call this poem... Misunderstood One night... a stranger visited me... drums He said to me, "It's your time to go..." drums I tell the man, "You can't make me..." drums So instead, it comes down to blows... drums I try so hard... to make him see... drums All the goodness deep inside... drums And the beautiful man he can't see... drums But alas, he cuts me open... and I died... Thank you... thank you...

01-05-2008, 10:38 PM	#67
EmoCL Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: insert something awkward here Gender: Posts: 4,405 Thanks: 1,138 Thanked 378 Times in 319 Posts Points: 10,006.57 Bank: 717.81 Total Points: 10,724.38 Donate	Winner posted tomorrow! Round open till then!

01-05-2008, 10:53 PM	#68
Tad Venture Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,664 Thanks: 545 Thanked 660 Times in 389 Posts Points: 86,770.62 Bank: 108,613.76 Total Points: 195,384.38 Donate	"Uh, do I have to use my Lens of Truth to fight you? Because my parents only gave me so much magic, and if I use it in a non-service area, I get charged for roaming..."

01-05-2008, 11:41 PM	#69
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 945 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,407.59 Bank: 8,700.09 Total Points: 14,107.68 Donate	"Come on...just try and hit me!"

01-06-2008, 08:41 AM	#70
Maximum Spider Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm not the VWF champion anymore, so I changed my name. Gender: Posts: 1,500 Thanks: 0 Thanked 62 Times in 45 Posts Points: 2,534.27 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,534.27 Donate	Update plz.

01-06-2008, 12:31 PM	#72
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,088 Thanks: 108 Thanked 104 Times in 71 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 6,790.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,790.76 Donate	Link: WHY U LAUGH AT ME?

01-06-2008, 01:21 PM	#73
Rayman FREAK Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the curtain. Pay me no attention. Gender: Posts: 3,980 Thanks: 66 Thanked 63 Times in 31 Posts Points: 6,176.11 Bank: 1,221.32 Total Points: 7,397.43 Donate	Thieves don't take anything that is bolted down and/or on fire. Link is not a thief.

01-06-2008, 03:38 PM	#74
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,495 Thanks: 175 Thanked 813 Times in 515 Posts Points: 110,673.48 Bank: 1,171.59 Total Points: 111,845.07 Donate	Smiling box: "Go on, I dare you."

01-06-2008, 07:03 PM	#75
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,670 Thanks: 83 Thanked 294 Times in 201 Posts Points: 10,422.83 Bank: 70,170.09 Total Points: 80,592.92 Donate	Having failed to put out the fire by means of the traditional means of hitting the switch with an arrow and whacking the laughing block with his Megaton Hammer, Link decides to try a different approach to solving this puzzle: Peeing the fire out. (Gives an all new meaning to the action button "Put away".)

01-06-2008, 07:31 PM	#76
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,261 Thanks: 315 Thanked 85 Times in 71 Posts Points: 229.03 Bank: 15,524.99 Total Points: 15,754.02 Donate	See no evil, speak no evil..

01-06-2008, 07:34 PM	#77
Chunky Kong12345 Трахните Вас парни. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,706 Thanks: 62 Thanked 292 Times in 214 Posts Points: 80.78 Bank: 111,377.13 Total Points: 111,457.91 Donate	Thinking he had gotten rid of her forever, the box he was about to get open would hold many surprises...

01-07-2008, 07:20 PM	#78
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,242 Thanks: 280 Thanked 323 Times in 240 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 13,866.48 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,866.48 Donate	"Hah! Ganondorf must think I'm a fool. He put the box there, thinking I'd walk into the flames. Unless...the flames are fake! Hah! I got your number, Ganond-AAAAHHHHHH REAL FLAMES!"

01-07-2008, 08:07 PM	#79
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,086 Thanks: 546 Thanked 382 Times in 264 Posts Points: 136,728.68 Bank: 33,856.01 Total Points: 170,584.69 Donate	"The possession of arms of any kind is strictly prohibited in this treasure hunt. Failure to put them away when retrieving treasure will result in death by fire." -CSM

01-07-2008, 08:12 PM	#80
Maximum Spider Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm not the VWF champion anymore, so I changed my name. Gender: Posts: 1,500 Thanks: 0 Thanked 62 Times in 45 Posts Points: 2,534.27 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,534.27 Donate	Link: Whoa.. What have I been smokin'...? Oh yeah, pot.