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Old 12-16-2004, 08:29 PM   #1
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From last time --

Top Ten Cartoon Parodies, starring Link and friends:

Numbuh 10:
Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little goddess.

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Thus the HyruleHuff Goddesses were born! Using their ultra super powers, Din, Nayru, and Farore, dedicate their lives creating Hyrule and the Sacred Triforce!!!

*HyruleHuff Goddesses theme plays*


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8.

Love Hyrule (parody of love hina, an anime)

All the girls of the zelda series and Link live together in one place. All the girls secretly love link, and think he's a pervert. Lots of fanservice and innuendos abound!
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8... again:
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7. 'Link Racer' (for the full effect, read everything extremely quickly)

Link: Ah! The big Hyrulian race is coming up! I will ride Epona! I will ride her to victory! Hahah! My enemies shall be defeated!
Zelda: Ahhh! No Link! Epona is not ready! You must not enter the race!
Link: What! No oh no!

(Talon and Malon run up in a three-frames-per-second animation clip)
Talon: Don't worry Link! We've been working on Epona all week long! She is no ordinary horse!
Malon: That's right! Ah! She has buzzsaws in her chest! Plus jet engines!
Link: Ahhhhhh! I shall gallop onward to triumph! Cyber ultrahorse Epona is the greatest alive!

(pause for insane Japanese musical number about Epona being the 'friend of all children')

(Racer G appears)
Link: Ahhh! Racer G! My enigmatic enemy who resembles my long-lost older brother to an incredible degree!
Racer G: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Link: Ahhh! Whoa ah?
Racer G: Indeed! (vanishes)

Link: I shall win! All of Hyrule is depending on me with the power of justice I shall prevail! Come, annoying little brother and monkey sidekick! We must go! Drive on great people's highway!

(Link leaps onto Epona's back, then leaps off again, freezing in mid step; the camera then pans around ninety degrees to the left for no reason)

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Ahhh. That's the stuff.

[ December 17, 2004, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu ]
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6:Ganondorf: Soon I shall get the Tiforce and rain DOOM down upon the DOOMED heads of DOOMED Hylians! DOOMED I SAY! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dark Link:I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doomy doom doom....

(Elsewere)

Link:The Gerudo's are coming! We have to stop them! Come on!

Saria(Playing gameslave):I'm TRYING to kill the undead cuccos!

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Old 12-18-2004, 02:46 PM   #6
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5:Last time on...Volvagiaball Z!

Link had just reached Super Hylain Level 2 and was about to go head-to-head with Ganondorf to decide who got the Seven Volvagia balls and their one wish come true!
Meanwhile,Young Link was fusing into one with Captain Stalfos,who was secretly...

Yeah,you get the idea.
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Must... ignore.... Zim parody.... **Eyes flare up**

4. Zeldamon.

Link: FARORE! I CHOOSE YOU!

Farore: Farore!

Ganondorf: DIN! GO!!

Din: Din! Din!

Link: Use Hookshot Blast!

And so forth!
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Kuki Sanban (Numbuh 3):

Talon: Hey, paisanos! It's the Super Talon Bros. Super Show!

*Super Talon Rap plays*
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Old 12-19-2004, 01:32 AM   #9
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2. SpongeLink SquareTunic

Link: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
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Originally posted by -Kitsune:
4. Zeldamon.
It's Cuccómon, for the last time!

Articucco, I choose you! XD

Anyways...

Number One...
The Smurfs

And so Hero Smurf walked to the cage where Princess Smurf was being kept in the lair of Gargadorf.

Hero Smurf: Smurf! Where in the world is that smurfing switch to unlock your cage?

Princess Smurf: I'm not any good at these puzzles, Hero Smurf. Why don't you just smurf around and see what you can find.

Garagadorf: Hehehahahahaha! Look what we have here Azreanim! It looks like one of the little Smurfs is trying to rescue his friend. Get him!

Azreanim: Raaaaar!

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10. Made hamburgers.

Malon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!
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9. Made all doorways a foot taller.
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Made Malon watch The Smurfs for eight hours straight.

Malon: Smurf, smurf, smurf, smurf.......
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Numbuh 7:

He forced Nintendo to make Ingo's Mansion. The difference? He only wants Talon's picture only as a trophy.
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6. He accused the Hylian Royal Family of being corrupt.
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5. He practiced licking Gannie-poo's boots. Mmm. >_>
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Number Four
Should Talon come back to Lon Lon, Ingo designed and built a frickin' laser beam that would attach to his head that would shoot him on sight.


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3. Nothing. Why work when you're boss? That's Malon's job now, biatch.
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2.He put on a tutu and ran around the ranch screaming"I'MA THE BOSS!I'MA SUPREME!"
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1:Had his new outfit tailered at the clown shop.

Top Ten Swordsmen You'd Like To See Link Fight

10:Himura Kenshin.
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