SHEIK'S A GIRL?! - Page 2 - VGF

**Booyakasha** · 04-19-2005, 08:03 PM

Grammatical nit-pickers shampoo my crotch.

Sheik is clearly a woman. Here's all the evidence I've compiled insofar--
1. Look at Sheik. If that's a man, it's a sissy-boy, limp-wristed, womanly figure of a man.
2. Men don't play the friggin' harp. (Unless they're Harpo Marx. Which the vast majority of men aren't.)
3. Men don't faff around and talk in poncey metaphors. Whenever we see Sheik, she's going on about love and friendship and sissy crap; if Sheik were a man, he'd just show up and say, 'Hey, Link. Here's how to get in the temple. You see the Packers game last week? Man, Favre should just retire already; he's throwin' pumpkins out there.' (Or something similar.)
4. Sheik has a girly voice. We hear it every time she throws her magic doohickey and disappears. (Oh, and speaking of which, Sheik throws like a girl.)

[ April 19, 2005, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu ]

Brooser · 04-19-2005, 09:43 PM

You know...when you think about it...does it really matter? This is a video game character that doesn't exist, after all...

But anyway, my vote's on Sheik having the body of a man (due to magic. WooooOOoooOOOooo) but the soul or whatever of a girl. So physically he's a guy, but mentally he's a girl. So...he's gay! ^^

Bonnie Longley · 04-19-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu:
2. Men don't play the friggin' harp. (Unless they're Harpo Marx. Which the vast majority of men aren't.)

A guitar would be kinda hard to lug around. Besides, Link is basically playing a flute and we all KNOW what kind of guys play flute (or at least I know).

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3. Men don't faff around and talk in poncey metaphors. Whenever we see Sheik, she's going on about love and friendship and sissy crap; if Sheik were a man, he'd just show up and say, 'Hey, Link. Here's how to get in the temple. You see the Packers game last week? Man, Favre should just retire already; he's throwin' pumpkins out there.' (Or something similar.)

This is kinda true, girls like to screw around with a guy's mind until he wants to shoot something...not something a guy would really do. Although, I think that if Sheik were a man, he wouldn't even show up at the temple because he'd have gotten lost on the way there, given up, and gone home to eat a burger.

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4. Sheik has a girly voice. We hear it every time she throws her magic doohickey and disappears. (Oh, and speaking of which, Sheik throws like a girl.)

I know a lot of guys who throw like girls. And not all of them are gay.

[TML: Deleted for you, Halan. [img]smile.gif[/img] ]

[ April 20, 2005, 01:11 AM: Message edited by: The Missing Link ]

Curtis Bonds · 04-19-2005, 11:22 PM

...I just meant for this topic to discuss the flash movie, not to debate the actual situation in the game. XD Ah well.

Codiekitty · 04-19-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by Aqsol:
...and Shieks trophy on SSBM clearly says "she".

Yeah, and the Metaknight trophy says he debuted in Kirby Super Star, yet he actually debuted in Kirby's Adventure. There's some other trophy data flaws, but MK's the only one I can recall off the top of my head.

Actual words from Nintendo are fine. Pulling stuff from the SSB:M trophies... no.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

ahuambachano · 04-19-2005, 11:58 PM

While you guys are still arguing about Sheik's sexuality issues, let's watch this awesomely funny video:

http://www.deviantart.com/view/16667888/

The perversion was worth it (I say it's a very well elaborated disguise, or just a clever illusion).

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-20-2005, 12:36 AM

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Men don't faff around and talk in poncey metaphors.

*coughmorpheuscough*

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

The Missing Link · 04-20-2005, 01:14 AM

I do believe the Master Sword was also claimed to be introduced in Ocarina of Time in SSB:M when it fact it was first revealed in Link to the Past.

And need I admit that there are a certain couple of pie throwing incidents where guys throw suckily. But don't take it from me.

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Curly Brace · 04-20-2005, 06:18 AM

The triforce was on her right hand.

It's supposed to be on the left hand.

The Missing Link · 04-20-2005, 07:17 AM

^ Any particular reason why?

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Curly Brace · 04-20-2005, 02:10 PM

Wasn't it explain that the triforce is always on the left hand?

I don't know.

thunt · 04-20-2005, 02:16 PM

VGF'ers like to argue.

**Booyakasha** · 04-20-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Halan:
A guitar would be kinda hard to lug around. Besides, Link is basically playing a flute and we all KNOW what kind of guys play flute (or at least I know).

Yeah, but Link makes up for his flute-playing by being hard overall. I like to read books; I make up for this effeminate activity by head-butting people, drinking lots of tequila, listening to hard rock, and watching violent movies and sports.

Oh, and I don't see why Sheik couldn't carry a guitar around. Heck, she could even use it as a weapon in a pinch (like El Kabong).

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Although, I think that if Sheik were a man, he wouldn't even show up at the temple because he'd have gotten lost on the way there, given up, and gone home to eat a burger.

It's a scientific fact that men only get lost when their old ladies are making them go some place they don't want to go. No man has ever gotten lost on his way to a bar or a stadium.

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I know a lot of guys who throw like girls. And not all of them are gay.

I do, too. Hippies and lamers, mostly.

Aqsol · 04-20-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Tigt is h00k3d 0n f0n/c$:
VGF'ers like to argue.

DING DING DING!!! CORRECT!!! YOU ARE THE WINNER!!

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Grammatical nit-pickers shampoo my crotch.

I have no idea what thats supposed to mean, but im sure that it meant something insulting to my integrity and my character. I will put those comments away. away in a tiny lockbox.

Where all bad thought go

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[ April 20, 2005, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: Aqsol ]

GRENTLEMEN · 04-20-2005, 06:00 PM

Slightly amusing flash ani's.. Nothing anyone else hadn't already thought of, though. Yep. Nothing quite like stale humor. I mean.. the game came out, what, 7 years ago? Uh huh..

The Missing Link · 04-20-2005, 06:14 PM

It's called debating. Not arguing.

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Originally posted by Lauren's Aunt Laura:
Wasn't it explain that the triforce is always on the left hand?

Link's is clearly on his left hand, but I don't believe there was any rule that stated it always had to be on the left hand. My presumption is that it was always on the dominant hand of whoever possessed it.

"There are some who call me... Link?"

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SilverWind · 04-20-2005, 10:01 PM

Yes, I figured it was on their dominant hands as well. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ann Coulter, TML? I didn't know that was her name, but I recognized her face. [img]tongue.gif[/img] This is her, isn't it?

http://clips.mediamatters.org/video/cc-200412010011.wmv
http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/sticksandstones.html (Check the Sticks and Stones link.)
http://mediamatters.org/items/200412010011

Oh, and on the pies: http://mediamatters.org/items/200504200006

[ April 20, 2005, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: SilverWind ]

Bonnie Longley · 04-21-2005, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu:
Yeah, but Link makes up for his flute-playing by being hard overall. I like to read books; I make up for this effeminate activity by head-butting people, drinking lots of tequila, listening to hard rock, and watching violent movies and sports.

Nothing makes up for flute playing. Since I play the flute, I have met my fair share of flute players. Each one is either gay or so strange that you wouldn't want to be seen with them in public. I understand drinking and beating up people, but flute playing makes it impossible to recover.

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Oh, and I don't see why Sheik couldn't carry a guitar around. Heck, she could even use it as a weapon in a pinch (like El Kabong).

I don't even know how Sheik managed to carry the harp around wearing all that tight suit crap. A guitar would have to hang on his/her/whatever back, and with all of the nancy jumping he/she/it does, well it would get in the way.

**Booyakasha** · 04-21-2005, 09:47 AM

Ricky plays the flute. Anyone who calls him a sissy-boy is just asking to get his head torn off.

[ April 21, 2005, 04:23 PM: Message edited by: Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu ]

Bonnie Longley · 04-21-2005, 10:54 PM

It doesn't say anythin about flute playin there.

04-19-2005, 08:03 PM	#21
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,812 Thanks: 75 Thanked 340 Times in 221 Posts Points: 9,754.64 Bank: 20,637.07 Total Points: 30,391.71 Donate	Grammatical nit-pickers shampoo my crotch. Sheik is clearly a woman. Here's all the evidence I've compiled insofar-- 1. Look at Sheik. If that's a man, it's a sissy-boy, limp-wristed, womanly figure of a man. 2. Men don't play the friggin' harp. (Unless they're Harpo Marx. Which the vast majority of men aren't.) 3. Men don't faff around and talk in poncey metaphors. Whenever we see Sheik, she's going on about love and friendship and sissy crap; if Sheik were a man, he'd just show up and say, 'Hey, Link. Here's how to get in the temple. You see the Packers game last week? Man, Favre should just retire already; he's throwin' pumpkins out there.' (Or something similar.) 4. Sheik has a girly voice. We hear it every time she throws her magic doohickey and disappears. (Oh, and speaking of which, Sheik throws like a girl.) [ April 19, 2005, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu ]

04-19-2005, 09:43 PM	#22
Brooser Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Over yonder points Gender: Posts: 3,213 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,851.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,351.00 Donate	You know...when you think about it...does it really matter? This is a video game character that doesn't exist, after all... But anyway, my vote's on Sheik having the body of a man (due to magic. WooooOOoooOOOooo) but the soul or whatever of a girl. So physically he's a guy, but mentally he's a girl. So...he's gay! ^^

04-19-2005, 11:22 PM	#24
Curtis Bonds Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 15,252.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 15,752.00 Donate	...I just meant for this topic to discuss the flash movie, not to debate the actual situation in the game. XD Ah well.

04-19-2005, 11:58 PM	#26
ahuambachano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know: Hyrule or Mushroom? Gender: Posts: 2,632 Thanks: 19 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts Points: 4,951.21 Bank: 659.74 Total Points: 5,610.95 Donate	While you guys are still arguing about Sheik's sexuality issues, let's watch this awesomely funny video: http://www.deviantart.com/view/16667888/ The perversion was worth it (I say it's a very well elaborated disguise, or just a clever illusion).

04-20-2005, 01:14 AM	#28
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,573 Thanks: 80 Thanked 183 Times in 110 Posts Points: 6,310.15 Bank: 54,243.76 Total Points: 60,553.91 Donate	I do believe the Master Sword was also claimed to be introduced in Ocarina of Time in SSB:M when it fact it was first revealed in Link to the Past. And need I admit that there are a certain couple of pie throwing incidents where guys throw suckily. But don't take it from me. "There are some who call me... Link?" "Carpe Gaium Domesticum!" (Seize the Cucco!) Zelda: The Grand Adventures \| Triforce MUCK ザ行方不明リンク悪いユウモアの賢人

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Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,427.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 52,679.88 Donate	The triforce was on her right hand. It's supposed to be on the left hand.

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The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,573 Thanks: 80 Thanked 183 Times in 110 Posts Points: 6,310.15 Bank: 54,243.76 Total Points: 60,553.91 Donate	^ Any particular reason why? "There are some who call me... Link?" "Carpe Gaium Domesticum!" (Seize the Cucco!) Zelda: The Grand Adventures \| Triforce MUCK ザ行方不明リンク悪いユウモアの賢人

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Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,427.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 52,679.88 Donate	Wasn't it explain that the triforce is always on the left hand? I don't know.

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04-20-2005, 10:01 PM	#37
SilverWind Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Looking up at the stars... Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 2 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 12,536.24 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 13,036.24 Donate	Yes, I figured it was on their dominant hands as well. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Ann Coulter, TML? I didn't know that was her name, but I recognized her face. [img]tongue.gif[/img] This is her, isn't it? http://clips.mediamatters.org/video/cc-200412010011.wmv http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/sticksandstones.html (Check the Sticks and Stones link.) http://mediamatters.org/items/200412010011 Oh, and on the pies: http://mediamatters.org/items/200504200006 [ April 20, 2005, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: SilverWind ]

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Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,812 Thanks: 75 Thanked 340 Times in 221 Posts Points: 9,754.64 Bank: 20,637.07 Total Points: 30,391.71 Donate	Ricky plays the flute. Anyone who calls him a sissy-boy is just asking to get his head torn off. [ April 21, 2005, 04:23 PM: Message edited by: Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu ]

04-21-2005, 10:54 PM	#40
Bonnie Longley Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 737.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,237.00 Donate	It doesn't say anythin about flute playin there.