Ask a stupid LoZ question, get a stupid LoZ answer!

Dizzy · 02-03-2009, 03:46 PM

Why does Link need a special feather to jump?

1-up Salesman · 02-03-2009, 03:50 PM

'Cause he's too chicken to jump without one.

Why does Link not wear pants?

Typhlame · 02-03-2009, 03:59 PM

He lets it all hang out.

wuts up wit teh timeline

Dizzy · 02-03-2009, 04:00 PM

TIEM PARADOX

Why does Zelda transform her gender?

Typhlame · 02-03-2009, 04:15 PM

She wants to get the best of both worlds.

Who is Duke Onkled?

Dizzy · 02-03-2009, 04:28 PM

The windmill guy is everyone.

Why can't Link use the Fierce Diety mask outside of boss battles?

Typhlame · 02-03-2009, 05:06 PM

The regular enemies would explode from the badasasness.

Why no Triforce in OoT?

**Valigarmander** · 02-03-2009, 05:09 PM

Because Nintendo hadn't had you running around collecting pieces of it since the original LoZ, and never again until WW.

Why do Romani and Cremia sleep in the same bed?

1-up Salesman · 02-03-2009, 06:14 PM

So they'll never be room for Link to get in there.

Again: Why does Link expose his legs?

**Valigarmander** · 02-03-2009, 06:16 PM

Because he lives in a tree and can't afford pants.

Why is Moldorm so gay?

**Crazyswordsman** · 02-03-2009, 08:02 PM

Because his pricks scare away all the hot women.

Why can bombs blow up cracked walls but not trees? -cSM

Dizzy · 02-04-2009, 03:18 PM

They're eco-friendly bombs.

Why is the windmill guy from OoT so awesome?

**Valigarmander** · 02-04-2009, 06:17 PM

Because he's alternate-universe Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't the woodsmen in LttP cut down that stupid tree in the time it took right up to beating the game?

Dizzy · 02-05-2009, 04:47 AM

Horrible work ethics.

Why is this topic getting Duck Hunt ads?

***Cosmonautical*** · 02-05-2009, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1-up salesman

Why does Link not wear pants?

Yep, totally no pants to be seen for miles.

Dizzy · 02-05-2009, 07:05 AM

i tink he meenz teh retro link dood.

***Cosmonautical*** · 02-05-2009, 07:17 AM

ttly c what u mean

Seriously, though, Link is just as frequently drawn with pants as often as without. For a legitemate answer, it's a ****ing tunic.

Speed · 02-05-2009, 11:42 AM

Anywaaaaaaaaaaaay

Why is Navi so ****ing annoying?

1-up Salesman · 02-05-2009, 03:51 PM

Because she's a payed stalker.

Why does Zelda beg Link to save her, then after, not give a flippin' crap about him?

Dizzy · 02-05-2009, 04:12 PM

She's got other things to worry about. Like her gender.

Why isn't there an Inverted Song of Double Time?

02-03-2009, 03:46 PM	#1
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Ask a stupid LoZ question, get a stupid LoZ answer! Why does Link need a special feather to jump?

02-03-2009, 03:50 PM	#2
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	'Cause he's too chicken to jump without one. Why does Link not wear pants?

02-03-2009, 03:59 PM	#3
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	He lets it all hang out. wuts up wit teh timeline

02-03-2009, 04:00 PM	#4
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	TIEM PARADOX Why does Zelda transform her gender?

02-03-2009, 04:15 PM	#5
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	She wants to get the best of both worlds. Who is Duke Onkled?

02-03-2009, 04:28 PM	#6
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	The windmill guy is everyone. Why can't Link use the Fierce Diety mask outside of boss battles?

02-03-2009, 05:06 PM	#7
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	The regular enemies would explode from the badasasness. Why no Triforce in OoT?

02-03-2009, 05:09 PM	#8
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Because Nintendo hadn't had you running around collecting pieces of it since the original LoZ, and never again until WW. Why do Romani and Cremia sleep in the same bed?

02-03-2009, 06:14 PM	#9
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	So they'll never be room for Link to get in there. Again: Why does Link expose his legs?

02-03-2009, 06:16 PM	#10
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Because he lives in a tree and can't afford pants. Why is Moldorm so gay?

02-03-2009, 08:02 PM	#11
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	Because his pricks scare away all the hot women. Why can bombs blow up cracked walls but not trees? -cSM

02-04-2009, 03:18 PM	#12
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	They're eco-friendly bombs. Why is the windmill guy from OoT so awesome?

02-04-2009, 06:17 PM	#13
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Because he's alternate-universe Chuck Norris. Why couldn't the woodsmen in LttP cut down that stupid tree in the time it took right up to beating the game?

02-05-2009, 04:47 AM	#14
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Horrible work ethics. Why is this topic getting Duck Hunt ads?

02-05-2009, 07:05 AM	#16
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	i tink he meenz teh retro link dood.

02-05-2009, 07:17 AM	#17
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	ttly c what u mean Seriously, though, Link is just as frequently drawn with pants as often as without. For a legitemate answer, it's a ****ing tunic.

02-05-2009, 11:42 AM	#18
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Anywaaaaaaaaaaaay Why is Navi so ****ing annoying?

02-05-2009, 03:51 PM	#19
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	Because she's a payed stalker. Why does Zelda beg Link to save her, then after, not give a flippin' crap about him?

02-05-2009, 04:12 PM	#20
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	She's got other things to worry about. Like her gender. Why isn't there an Inverted Song of Double Time?