What would Navi say to you?

Blake · 02-04-2009, 09:57 PM

Yeah so one day before going to bed I randomly thought of this: what if Navi stalked you in real life and chimed in on your daily tasks, offering her advice without your consent? What would she have to say about how you should handle things? Mine would go something like this:

"LISTEN!! If you want to gain weight and become stronger you should increase your caloric intake between 3,000 to 3,500 per day and lift weights on a regular basis! Remember to pay attention when your tummy growls!"

So basically to play this game you state a problem or obstacle in your life and portray what you think Navi would babble about in that situation.

**Valigarmander** · 02-04-2009, 11:20 PM

^ That sounds like the Wii Fit Balance Board.

Look out! It's a Giant Freaking Troll! He's immune to most attacks, but you could try banning him! Watch out for his disturbing posts!

***Marilink*** · 02-05-2009, 07:59 AM

Hey! It's Day 4! If it's 9th period, that means you have German Class!

Hey! I remember Coach Seafert telling you to get in the Weight Room! Maybe you should go there!

Speed · 02-05-2009, 11:38 AM

Why are you pointing that Rocket Propelled Grenade at me?

***Booyakasha*** · 02-05-2009, 11:53 AM

Whaddaya mean, "Piss off"? How are you planning on surviving in this dangerous world without me at your side, helping you to look at things?

Dizzy · 02-05-2009, 03:22 PM

Hey! Listen!

No.

You will listen! Or else I'll sick my sister Tael on you!

I think you confused yourself with Tatl.

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Rainbow Dash · 02-05-2009, 03:56 PM

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Chaos Deviot · 02-06-2009, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

Yeah so one day before going to bed I randomly thought of this: what if Navi stalked you in real life and chimed in on your daily tasks, offering her advice without your consent? What would she have to say about how you should handle things? Mine would go something like this:

"LISTEN!! If you want to gain weight and become stronger you should increase your caloric intake between 3,000 to 3,500 per day and lift weights on a regular basis! Remember to pay attention when your tummy growls!"

So basically to play this game you state a problem or obstacle in your life and portray what you think Navi would babble about in that situation.

It actually sounds more like the opposite thing that Emerl says in Sonic Battle.

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"Get up! Listen! Exercise! Stop looking at Porn!"

"Shut up, Navi."

***Cosmonautical*** · 02-09-2009, 07:46 AM

"HEY! THE COMPUTER CAN WAIT!"

"WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? YOU NEED TO GET TO WORK!"

"WILL YOU FINALLY GET UP? YOU'VE BEEN AT THAT DESK SO LONG I THINK YOU MIGHT BE DECAYING! ARE YOU DECAYING? YOU TOTALLY ARE. WTF. I TOLD YOU TO REMEMBER TO EAT LIKE 2 DAYS AGO, BUT DID YOU LISTEN?"

**Crazyswordsman** · 02-11-2009, 09:41 PM

Can't you just beg the DOT to understand that lag phases work better than lead phases? -CSM

Sim Kid · 02-11-2009, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Crazyswordsman

Can't you just beg the DOT to understand that lag phases work better than lead phases? -CSM

HEY! LISTEN! TAKE OFF THOSE HEADPHONES I AM TRYING TO GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE HERE!"

Maximum Spider · 02-12-2009, 05:37 PM

Hey! turn your music the F**K down and listen!

Dizzy · 02-13-2009, 05:50 AM

Hey! Listen! You need to finish your Waluigi sprites!

Jailbreaker · 02-13-2009, 12:40 PM

YOU! WITH THE FACE! GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET SOME EXCERSICE! NOW!"

Redshirt · 02-13-2009, 03:00 PM

Hey! Listen! Mom told you it was time for dinner! Maybe you should go eat!

Luigi Pwns All · 02-13-2009, 04:56 PM

HEY!MAYBE YOU BETTER NOT SKIP SCHOOLSO YOU DONT FAILAND GET A BAD GRADE ON THE PROJECTORGET DETENTION!

02-04-2009, 09:57 PM	#1
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 4,628 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 206 Times in 148 Posts	What would Navi say to you? Yeah so one day before going to bed I randomly thought of this: what if Navi stalked you in real life and chimed in on your daily tasks, offering her advice without your consent? What would she have to say about how you should handle things? Mine would go something like this: "LISTEN!! If you want to gain weight and become stronger you should increase your caloric intake between 3,000 to 3,500 per day and lift weights on a regular basis! Remember to pay attention when your tummy growls!" So basically to play this game you state a problem or obstacle in your life and portray what you think Navi would babble about in that situation.

02-05-2009, 07:59 AM	#3
*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,535 Thanked 1,823 Times in 1,008 Posts	Hey! It's Day 4! If it's 9th period, that means you have German Class! Hey! I remember Coach Seafert telling you to get in the Weight Room! Maybe you should go there! Last edited by Marilink; 02-05-2009 at 08:07 AM.

02-04-2009, 11:20 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	^ That sounds like the Wii Fit Balance Board. Look out! It's a Giant Freaking Troll! He's immune to most attacks, but you could try banning him! Watch out for his disturbing posts!

02-05-2009, 11:38 AM	#4
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Why are you pointing that Rocket Propelled Grenade at me?

02-05-2009, 11:53 AM	#5
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	Whaddaya mean, "Piss off"? How are you planning on surviving in this dangerous world without me at your side, helping you to look at things?

02-05-2009, 03:22 PM	#6
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Hey! Listen! No. *You will* listen! Or else I'll sick my sister Tael on you! I think you confused yourself with Tatl. ...**

02-05-2009, 03:56 PM	#7
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02-09-2009, 07:46 AM	#9
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	"HEY! THE COMPUTER CAN WAIT!" "WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? YOU NEED TO GET TO WORK!" "WILL YOU FINALLY GET UP? YOU'VE BEEN AT THAT DESK SO LONG I THINK YOU MIGHT BE DECAYING! ARE YOU DECAYING? YOU TOTALLY ARE. WTF. I TOLD YOU TO REMEMBER TO EAT LIKE 2 DAYS AGO, BUT DID YOU LISTEN?"

02-11-2009, 09:41 PM	#10
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	Can't you just beg the DOT to understand that lag phases work better than lead phases? -CSM

02-12-2009, 05:37 PM	#12
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,549 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	Hey! turn your music the FK down and listen!**

02-13-2009, 05:50 AM	#13
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Hey! Listen! You need to finish your Waluigi sprites!

02-13-2009, 12:40 PM	#14
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	YOU! WITH THE FACE! GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET SOME EXCERSICE! NOW!"

02-13-2009, 03:00 PM	#15
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Hey! Listen! Mom told you it was time for dinner! Maybe you should go eat!

02-13-2009, 04:56 PM	#16
Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	HEY!MAYBE YOU BETTER NOT SKIP SCHOOLSO YOU DONT FAILAND GET A BAD GRADE ON THE PROJECTORGET DETENTION!