Lokomos

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-10-2009, 10:31 PM

....Soooooooooooooo, umm, how do they do the nasty? Is it just like a repeating car wreck?

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 11-10-2009, 10:35 PM

what are you
talking about

The Missing Link · 11-10-2009, 11:02 PM

Oh goddesses. I lolled so hard at that.

**Valigarmander** · 11-11-2009, 12:09 AM

ooh, yeah

jam it in my exhaust

**X-3** · 11-11-2009, 12:30 AM

Whenever I see that old-Lokomo in the trailer, all I can imagine is someone trying to have sex with a train. And then one day, their dream comes true?

CuccoLady · 11-11-2009, 12:46 AM

If I were drinking something while reading that it would have spewed all over my screen and my room.

Kudos, AI.

The Missing Link · 11-11-2009, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

Whenever I see that old-Lokomo in the trailer, all I can imagine is someone trying to have sex with a train.

It'd be like watching a train wreck.

Kargath · 11-11-2009, 04:07 AM

It's like a tapeworm. They just keep growing boxcar segments and dropping them off every so often.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 11-11-2009, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

ooh, yeah

jam it in my exhaust

mmm pull my horn oh yea guna cover you in noise all over your face

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-11-2009, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

Whenever I see that old-Lokomo in the trailer, all I can imagine is someone trying to have sex with a train. And then one day, their dream comes true?

THAT'S IT. MAYBE THEY'RE HALF-BREEDS LIKE MULES.

Hyrulean mates with train = LOKOMOS

So, is there a difference between the two where the father is hyrulean or the mother is hyrulean? Are they born with a smokestack for a head?

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-11-2009, 09:20 AM

Everybody knows a little place called Lokomo's,
So if you wanna go & get it on with a train,
Go down to Lokomo's.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-10-2009, 10:31 PM	#1
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Lokomos ....Soooooooooooooo, umm, how do they do the nasty? Is it just like a repeating car wreck?

11-10-2009, 10:35 PM	#2
*Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds* Admin "mine.. not yours. NO. MINE." Epic Ladynerd Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Forteresse de Valois Gender: Posts: 28,504 Thanks: 1,658 Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,042 Posts	what are you talking about

11-10-2009, 11:02 PM	#3
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 17,128 Thanks: 405 Thanked 606 Times in 368 Posts	Oh goddesses. I lolled so hard at that.

11-11-2009, 12:09 AM	#4
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	ooh, yeah jam it in my exhaust

11-11-2009, 12:30 AM	#5
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Whenever I see that old-Lokomo in the trailer, all I can imagine is someone trying to have sex with a train. And then one day, their dream comes true?

11-11-2009, 12:46 AM	#6
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	If I were drinking something while reading that it would have spewed all over my screen and my room. Kudos, AI.

11-11-2009, 04:07 AM	#8
Kargath et in Arcadia ego Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 1,226 Thanked 780 Times in 488 Posts	It's like a tapeworm. They just keep growing boxcar segments and dropping them off every so often.

11-11-2009, 09:20 AM	#11
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Everybody knows a little place called Lokomo's, So if you wanna go & get it on with a train, Go down to Lokomo's. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"