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Old 09-01-2010, 03:29 AM   #21
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I remember mercilessly beating Ganon, but then the battle not ending... only for me to realize that wimpy Master Sword was the only thing that could kill him.

Seriously. With Biggoron's sword, you could just take on Ganon with sword swipes alone. All he could do was pathetically try to counter the two-armed deadliness.
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:07 AM   #22
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Be a real hero and kill him with a broken Goron's Knife.
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:28 AM   #23
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Considering how pathetic Ganon(not Ganondorf, of course) is in OoT, that's not even a challenge.

Still was fun, though.
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Old 09-01-2010, 06:46 AM   #24
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No, of course wooden swords aren't for pussies. Could you imagine the splinters?
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:39 AM   #25
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^^ Val, there are some things people just don't ever want to think about, and now I have.

Thanks for the nightmares.
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:53 PM   #27
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How is it no one had made that joke yet? Hell, I was posting here to make that joke...
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I think I had just kinda forgotten that it was Val, & I interpreted that much more innocently....

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
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Old 09-02-2010, 01:09 AM   #29
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Wooden Swords are NOT for Pussies...

... yet.
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I just recalled something very important which indicates that, at some point or another, a wooden sword IS for...


And remember, "I-a did! I-a did tee a puddy tat!"
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^OH BOY

Wooden swords are for pussies. So is adventuring, heroism, and trying to rid the world of evil in general. 'Ehhhh, I don't want the Dark Shadow Lord to rule the land with a blood-soaked iron fist! I want to champion the weak and downtrodden instead of getting a real job! I think the whole world should be as boring as the worthless hippie elf forest commune I grew up in! Ehhhh! Ehhhh!' Crybabies.
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^Do you watch Adventure Time, Boo?

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This thread encourages sodomy.

That is all.
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yuck yuck

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