Wooden Swords are NOT for Pussies.

Speed · 03-21-2010, 07:40 AM

Well ever since i played the first LoZ on the Wind Waker bonus disk, I've been a fan of the wooden sword.

And it was a real treat to see it return for all of one fight in Twilight Princess.

So...would anyone else like to see the Wood Sword return in The Legend of Zelda: The Girl is a Sword, or whatever the next game is bloody going to be called.

EDIT: In retrospect that topic title sure is one heck of an innuendo.

***the Octopus*** · 03-21-2010, 10:53 AM

I wouldn't be surprised if the first sword in LoZ was meant to be wooden, but I've always preferred to see it as rusty.

**Valigarmander** · 03-21-2010, 03:29 PM

The wooden sword is the best. I love smacking Octoroks with my wood.

**Loot** · 03-21-2010, 03:41 PM

^ This post actually had me fold my arms, grin to myself, and shake my head slightly.

***The Doctor*** · 03-21-2010, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Throbbing Mob

I wouldn't be surprised if the first sword in LoZ was meant to be wooden, but I've always preferred to see it as rusty.

I always saw it as a wooden sword. With a painted green handle. Swear there was a picture of it somewhere.

Kil'jaeden · 06-07-2010, 03:35 AM

So some old guy gives you a piece of wood to fight hordes of monsters and an evil overlord. Good plan.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-07-2010, 08:18 AM

Re: Wooden Swords, they are more deadly than you think. Miyamoto killed some guy with a wooden sword he carved out of a boat oar, in one of his famously badass exploits.

Kil'jaeden · 06-08-2010, 05:40 AM

He killed Kojiro Sasaki, who was armed with a metal longsword (nodachi), but he didn't kill a dragon with multiple heads, fully armored dog things, or amorphous blobs with it.

***The Doctor*** · 06-08-2010, 09:19 AM

^ He never got given a chance to go up against them.

CuccoLady · 06-08-2010, 07:09 PM

I liked how in Wind Waker, you could pick up enemy weapons and use those. I wouldn't mind seeing that used again. That was fun. :{)

Sim Kid · 06-08-2010, 09:50 PM

Well of course wood is often deadly. Ever hear of "Rattan"?

Master Brian · 06-08-2010, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

The wooden sword is the best. I love smacking Octoroks with my wood.

Death By Sex.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-09-2010, 08:54 AM

Oh, I get it now.

-Black-Mage- · 06-10-2010, 04:04 AM

Always practice safe swordplay and sheath your sword, especially if it's wooden.

***the Octopus*** · 06-18-2010, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuccoLady

I liked how in Wind Waker, you could pick up enemy weapons and use those. I wouldn't mind seeing that used again. That was fun. :{)

I agree. I'll raise you one with Die by the Sword, though(funny how it's just come up twice in comparison, now):

In DbtS, you can cut off enemy's limbs/extremities, pick up said limbs, and beat the remaining enemies to death with them. Occasionally while they're still grasping their weapon.

CuccoLady · 06-18-2010, 11:03 PM

^ Totally heard about that, possibly even from you sometime in the past. Now THAT is awesome. x{D

Point remains that beating the snot out of enemies with something [either a weapon or a limb] that came from them is pretty awesome.

Glux · 06-25-2010, 06:41 PM

I want meh wooden sword! D:<

Yeah a wooden sword would be sweet. As long as they don't make it like a Biggoron Sword and it breaks after a certain amount of hits and you have to trek all the way back to Death Mountain to play 200 rupees for a new one.

CuccoLady · 06-25-2010, 06:58 PM

^ Biggoron Sword didn't break, Medigoron sword did. The problem with Biggoron is that you have to do a stupid trading quest to actually GET his sword, then play the Sun's Song like fifty times. >_>

Point remains that yeah, I usually never get those WE'LL FIX YOUR SWORD BUT IT WILL BECOME DULL AFTER 100 HITS things, because then I get really nervous about using one of my 100 swings, so then I die because I don't want to use the sword because I JUST MIGHT NEED IT LATER.

Glux · 06-25-2010, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuccoLady

^ Biggoron Sword didn't break, Medigoron sword did. The problem with Biggoron is that you have to do a stupid trading quest to actually GET his sword, then play the Sun's Song like fifty times. >_>

I thought it was still called "Biggoron Sword"? Oh well either way but the

Quote:

Point remains that yeah, I usually never get those WE'LL FIX YOUR SWORD BUT IT WILL BECOME DULL AFTER 100 HITS things, because then I get really nervous about using one of my 100 swings, so then I die because I don't want to use the sword because I JUST MIGHT NEED IT LATER.

Master Brian · 09-01-2010, 03:20 AM

The bad one was called the Goron's Knife, Glutexo. On the other hand, it's a poor man's Master Sword.

03-21-2010, 07:40 AM	#1
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Wooden Swords are NOT for Pussies. Well ever since i played the first LoZ on the Wind Waker bonus disk, I've been a fan of the wooden sword. And it was a real treat to see it return for all of one fight in Twilight Princess. So...would anyone else like to see the Wood Sword return in The Legend of Zelda: The Girl is a Sword, or whatever the next game is bloody going to be called. EDIT: In retrospect that topic title sure is one heck of an innuendo.

03-21-2010, 03:29 PM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,222 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	The wooden sword is the best. I love smacking Octoroks with my wood. __________________

03-21-2010, 10:53 AM	#2
*the Octopus* THE PRESIDENT OF FUN Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 27,481 Thanks: 1,974 Thanked 5,121 Times in 2,320 Posts	I wouldn't be surprised if the first sword in LoZ was meant to be wooden, but I've always preferred to see it as rusty.

03-21-2010, 03:41 PM	#4
Loot whelp I'm a bloody moron Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 12,523 Thanks: 226 Thanked 1,168 Times in 612 Posts	^ This post actually had me fold my arms, grin to myself, and shake my head slightly.

06-07-2010, 03:35 AM	#6
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,084 Thanks: 21 Thanked 137 Times in 92 Posts	So some old guy gives you a piece of wood to fight hordes of monsters and an evil overlord. Good plan.

06-07-2010, 08:18 AM	#7
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 22,962 Thanks: 558 Thanked 3,205 Times in 1,531 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Re: Wooden Swords, they are more deadly than you think. Miyamoto killed some guy with a wooden sword he carved out of a boat oar, in one of his famously badass exploits.

06-08-2010, 05:40 AM	#8
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,084 Thanks: 21 Thanked 137 Times in 92 Posts	He killed Kojiro Sasaki, who was armed with a metal longsword (nodachi), but he didn't kill a dragon with multiple heads, fully armored dog things, or amorphous blobs with it.

06-08-2010, 09:19 AM	#9
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,819 Thanks: 869 Thanked 647 Times in 421 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^ He never got given a chance to go up against them.

06-08-2010, 07:09 PM	#10
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 8,457 Thanks: 2,666 Thanked 1,076 Times in 725 Posts	I liked how in Wind Waker, you could pick up enemy weapons and use those. I wouldn't mind seeing that used again. That was fun. :{)

06-08-2010, 09:50 PM	#11
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,770 Thanks: 75 Thanked 196 Times in 120 Posts	Well of course wood is often deadly. Ever hear of "Rattan"?

06-09-2010, 08:54 AM	#13
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 22,962 Thanks: 558 Thanked 3,205 Times in 1,531 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Oh, I get it now.

06-10-2010, 04:04 AM	#14
-Black-Mage- Newbie Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: We all live in a dream world of our own creation Gender: Posts: 15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Always practice safe swordplay and sheath your sword, especially if it's wooden.

06-18-2010, 11:03 PM	#16
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 8,457 Thanks: 2,666 Thanked 1,076 Times in 725 Posts	^ Totally heard about that, possibly even from you sometime in the past. Now THAT is awesome. x{D Point remains that beating the snot out of enemies with something [either a weapon or a limb] that came from them is pretty awesome.

06-25-2010, 06:41 PM	#17
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,042 Thanks: 612 Thanked 354 Times in 231 Posts Blog Entries: 3	I want meh wooden sword! D:< Yeah a wooden sword would be sweet. As long as they don't make it like a Biggoron Sword and it breaks after a certain amount of hits and you have to trek all the way back to Death Mountain to play 200 rupees for a new one.

06-25-2010, 06:58 PM	#18
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 8,457 Thanks: 2,666 Thanked 1,076 Times in 725 Posts	^ Biggoron Sword didn't break, Medigoron sword did. The problem with Biggoron is that you have to do a stupid trading quest to actually GET his sword, then play the Sun's Song like fifty times. >_> Point remains that yeah, I usually never get those WE'LL FIX YOUR SWORD BUT IT WILL BECOME DULL AFTER 100 HITS things, because then I get really nervous about using one of my 100 swings, so then I die because I don't want to use the sword because I JUST MIGHT NEED IT LATER.

09-01-2010, 03:20 AM	#20
Master Brian Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Celtland Gender: Posts: 128 Thanks: 55 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	The bad one was called the Goron's Knife, Glutexo. On the other hand, it's a poor man's Master Sword.